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PFT CommenterIf a bear can use nunchucks, a gorilla can fly a Black Hawk helicopter
It turns out that bears actually can use weapons... If a bear can pick up a nunchuck, a gorilla can pick up a fucking rocket launcher. A gorilla would be able to fly like a Black Hawk helicopter if a bear is able to use these martial art weapons.
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Big CatThe next two weeks are make-or-break for the return of sports
I feel like this next week and a half, two weeks, is going to be make or break for the next six months to a year. We have baseball hopefully starting next Thursday, basketball bubbles going, scrimmages about to start, hockey, and then training camp. If these can go off without a hitch, I think we're back.
PFT CommenterThe Washington Redskins should change their name to the Red Wolves
The Redskins are changing their name, hopefully, to the Red Wolves. Dan Snyder, if you're listening, the Red Wolves is the way to go for this.
Big CatMitch Trubisky's 75 rating in Madden 21 is insane
Mitch Trubisky's a 75 in the new Madden. Insane. He was 79 last year. Goddamn.
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View profilePFT CommenterGarrett Bolles should catch a pass before he retires
I want to be able to bet on Garrett Bolles to have one reception in every game. Because I feel like Sean Payton is going to try to get him that touch. He definitely will because he doesn't want him to retire as the guy who never touched the ball.
PFT CommenterThe Eagles' offense might be better without A.J. Brown
I actually think that the offense might be better without A.J. Brown.
PFT CommenterThe Chargers should eliminate their kicking game and go for it every time
The Chargers should just not have a punter. They should not have a kicker. They shouldn't even have like a long snapper on the team. Use those positions on somebody else and you're just—burn the boats. You're just going for it all the time. Fuck it. Who cares? Right? Season's over. Might as well try to score some points.