In a quarantine, everyone should just resort to having sex with their roommates for sanity and safety.
If you're going to have sex with somebody, have it be someone that you live with right now so that way it's not like you're going out there and cross-contaminating other people's roommates. After about like a couple weeks just look at your roommate and shrug, be like, 'we have to do this for our own sanity and for safety.'
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View episodeCam Newton was never given a decent wide receiver besides Steve Smith in Carolina
Cam Newton like was the Panthers... He also never had a really good wide receiver besides Steve Smith and got screwed out of probably some great years of his prime carrying a bad Panthers team to the Super Bowl in 2015... throwing for 35 touchdowns and running for ten touchdowns... and his wide receivers were Ted Ginn, Devin Funchess, Corey Brown and the 33 year old Jerricho Cotchery. That's incredible.
Cam Newton will sign with the New England Patriots
Patriots number one. I'd still like to see him [in] Chicago, but Patriots number one.
Jon Gruden will want to sign Cam Newton because he falls in love with every QB he broadcasts
That's a big time Jon Gruden move. I could see Gruden going after [Cam Newton] because Gruden probably fell in love with Cam Newton watching him in the booth on Monday Night Football. That's what Gruden does—if he broadcasts a couple of your games where you play well, he's just like, he instantly will fall in love with you.
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View profileLeBron James going to the Golden State Warriors would be a pathetic move
That's such bullshit by the way. Like if we got mad at Kevin Durant for going to Golden State, this would be pathetic. Pathetic.
The USMNT match against Bosnia and Herzegovina is an absolute must-win
It's a definitely a must win... we are, I believe for the first time ever in the history of US soccer were favored in a knockout round game... if we lose against Bosnia and Herzegovina, that is, it's, it's a disaster.
The USMNT will beat Bosnia and Herzegovina 3-0 or 3-1
I think we win. I think it might be like three to one, three to nothing.