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PFT CommenterIn a quarantine, everyone should just resort to having sex with their roommates for sanity and safety.
If you're going to have sex with somebody, have it be someone that you live with right now so that way it's not like you're going out there and cross-contaminating other people's roommates. After about like a couple weeks just look at your roommate and shrug, be like, 'we have to do this for our own sanity and for safety.'
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Big CatCam Newton was never given a decent wide receiver besides Steve Smith in Carolina
Cam Newton like was the Panthers... He also never had a really good wide receiver besides Steve Smith and got screwed out of probably some great years of his prime carrying a bad Panthers team to the Super Bowl in 2015... throwing for 35 touchdowns and running for ten touchdowns... and his wide receivers were Ted Ginn, Devin Funchess, Corey Brown and the 33 year old Jerricho Cotchery. That's incredible.
PFT CommenterCam Newton will sign with the New England Patriots
Patriots number one. I'd still like to see him [in] Chicago, but Patriots number one.
PFT CommenterJon Gruden will want to sign Cam Newton because he falls in love with every QB he broadcasts
That's a big time Jon Gruden move. I could see Gruden going after [Cam Newton] because Gruden probably fell in love with Cam Newton watching him in the booth on Monday Night Football. That's what Gruden does—if he broadcasts a couple of your games where you play well, he's just like, he instantly will fall in love with you.
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View profilePFT CommenterThe Knicks will sweep the Cavaliers in four games
Yeah. I mean it's, it is over Knicks in four. It's over.
PFT CommenterVictor Wembanyama is a disappointment if he doesn't win seven championships
He has to win a minimum seven championships... has to. If he doesn't, disappointment.
PFT CommenterCarlos Alcaraz and Jannik Sinner are going to have sex with each other because of their mutual respect
These guys are gonna fuck if they haven't fucked already. Holy shit. They're, they respect each other so much as competitors and as rivals, they're going to fuck each other. It's not even a question.