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Magnus Carlsen is likely the one using vibrating anal beads to cheat at chess

I think that Magnus... he's recognizing that the guy that he's playing against is stealing his trick, which is also using anal beads. Whoever smelt it, Delta. I think Magnus Carlson is the guy with the anal beads that's accusing our maybe our baby goat, our American goat.

The theory itself was a viral joke/hoax and never verified as a real cheating method used by either player.

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Sep 21, 2022
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The Bills and Eagles will play in the Super Bowl

I don't wanna overreact PFT, but the bills and Eagles are playing in the super bowl.

The Eagles did make the Super Bowl (SB LVII), but the Bills lost to the Bengals in the Divisional Round. The Super Bowl was Eagles vs. Chiefs.
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Sep 21, 2022
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I am officially done believing in Kirk Cousins

I've been fooled by Kirk cousins for the last time, for the last time. That was the last time that he's gonna fool me for the last time last night.

This is a subjective sentiment of personal fandom/trust, though Cousins continued to struggle in high-profile primetime games.
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Sep 21, 2022
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Jalen Hurts is the most likable player in the NFL

Jalen Hurts is like the most likable dude in the NFL. I mean, just the way he handled the whole Alabama thing shows that he's a great dude and a great teammate. Like there's a lot of guys that would've handled it very differently.

Subjective opinion on player likability.

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Duke would have won the National Championship by 50 points if they had reached the final.

I think if Duke plays in the championship game, they win by 50. Easily. That was a wasted opportunity.

This is a hyperbolic counterfactual that cannot be proven, making it subjective.
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Michigan is already the favorite to win the National Championship again next season.

Michigan I think is right now the favorites to win next season. Tough to win back to back, but he has to hit the portal. He has to be active... which he already is.

This is a prediction for the next college basketball season.
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College basketball is now 'pay to win' and that's unsustainable

It's a pay to win tournament. Like basketball is ruined. Unsustainable. Yeah, that's the new word that I keep hearing.

Subjective opinion about the direction of college sports governance.

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