The sun is a total fraud and completely overrated.

Basically, what I've discovered is that the sun is overrated. Fraud. Hot fraud. Cold fraud. The sun is flat. Everybody knows it.

Laughter is a universal language that predates spoken word.

How is how does everyone have laugh and as like the universal, like we're having fun. ... You speak Portuguese, you speak, you know, whatever, Taiwanese or whatever, but you both laugh when you're having fun? ... I think laughter came before language, I believe.

I would give away five to ten years of my life to guarantee Wi-Fi on every plane flight.

Nothing worse in the world than being on a plane with no Wi-Fi and no TVs. I would give away five to ten years of my life to make sure that I had Wi-Fi on a plane all the time.

I will turn the other cheek for one egg thrown at me, but two eggs crosses the line.

Every man has a line that you can't cross. My line is two eggs. If you throw one egg at me, I will turn my cheek. And the communist is fine. Like we can talk shit. But if you throw two eggs, I've run out of cheeks to turn.

LSU getting kicked out of the SEC would actually be good for their brand

The SEC condemned [bringing back NFL camp players] and then they got together and they're talking about banning it, and then now they're saying that they will in fact kick LSU out if they attempt to do this. Okay. Which, I mean, this is good. I think for LSU'S brand, it's just being like Rebels. Yeah. And a conference that also features Ole Miss. They are the true rebels.

I am feeling very bad vibes about the Commanders' 2026 season

I'm feeling really, really bad about the upcoming Commander season. Just bad vibes coming outta camp from the local media, from the, the GM who's already getting up in front of the team and saying that there's a lot of stuff that they've done behind the scenes... I feel like this is where I get my heart ripped outta my chest every year.