"Razors in Halloween candy is a total myth" — PFT Commenter

Take Slip·Oct 30, 2017·Bortles Wikipedia Club

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Razors in Halloween candy is a total myth

That's fake news. That never happens. You hear it every year, and you're like, parents, be careful... That's not true. There's nobody out there that's ever done the razor trick, in my opinion.

Fact Claim Life Mild

Sociological research into 'Halloween sadism' shows almost all reports of poisoned or tampered candy from strangers are urban legends or hoaxes.

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Void

Take Slip·Oct 30, 2017

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Big Cat

NFL catch rules are bullshit after the Zach Miller non-touchdown

I am still so fucking mad about Zach Miller and that catch that wasn't a catch that was a catch. And I know, I know that this is, you know, the Calvin Johnson rule... but this is fucking bullshit. And it's the reason why, even though I love sports, I hate sports... I was that mad that Zach Miller broke his leg for nothing.

Opinion Football Hot Subjective

This is a subjective opinion on the quality of NFL rules, though the play is widely cited as one of the worst applications of the catch rule.

Win

Take Slip·Oct 30, 2017

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Big Cat

The Eagles are the team to beat in the NFL

I'm crossing off the 49ers while simultaneously in ink, circling the Eagles and saying they might be the team to beat.

Prediction Football Medium

The 2017 Eagles finished 13-3 and won Super Bowl LII.

Loss

Take Slip·Oct 30, 2017

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PFT Commenter

A Vikings vs. Eagles NFC Championship would result in nuclear war

If it's the [Vikings] and the Eagles in the NFC Championship game, that's when the nuclear war is going to happen... They're never going to get experience joy.