"The Boston Zoo is in win-now mode with their recent gorilla trade, while the Pittsburgh Zoo is tanking to build a young core." — PFT Commenter

Take Slip·Jul 22, 2026

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The Boston Zoo is in win-now mode with their recent gorilla trade, while the Pittsburgh Zoo is tanking to build a young core.

Boston's in win now mode. They wanted a mature gorilla. Pittsburgh is, they're, they're tanking. And so they're like, we need to get a young core together and, and put together a a, a good squad that's gonna grow together.

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