Philadelphia is LeBron James' best chance to win a championship this year.

Philly's the best chance to win a title this year [for LeBron James].

Bryson DeChambeau tried to call Donald Trump to help overrule a rules penalty during the Open Championship.

During that whole four hour process, Bryson [DeChambeau] said he was trying to get on the phone with the president to help overrule the penalty.

Roger Goodell is objectively great at his job because he is the shield and punching bag for NFL owners.

I don't like Roger Goodell. He's objectively very good at his job because his job is to make the most money for the NFL and be a human punching bag so that you're never mad at owners. You're mad at Roger Goodell. And he checks both those boxes every time.

Comedy actors lose their edge and become less funny when they get skinny.

I'd be afraid if you're a comedy actor... a lot of times comedy actors, they get less funny if they get skinny. It's like they... there are a lot of examples of people that were bigger than they got skinny. And it's like, I kind of not as funny anymore.

The 2026 World Cup final was boring and sucked.

It was boring ass soccer. It sucked. It made me thankful that the World Cup's over, that football's back. Now we can get back into real football, which I'm very, very thankful for. But that was actually, I think that was the best way to end the World Cup, because I'm totally fine with no more soccer now.

Fanatics Fest is a cynical place designed only to take money from fans.

It also seems like the most cynical place ever. Like, you can go to an autograph festival or a fan festival and you know that the guys are being paid to be there. And they're still like, happy to see, interact with you, all that shit. It just seems like every single thing about being at that place is just designed to take money from the people that are there.