Bill Belichick is the type of coach who would cut off his dick one year too early rather than one year too late.

Belichick's the kind of guy who would cut off his dick one year too early instead of one year too late. That's why he's won all those titles. Vrabel is chasing a ghost.

I'm challenging the Bagel Boss guy to a fist fight at Rough N' Rowdy.

I'm challenging him to a fist fight. So I'm trying to track him down. I'm officially challenging him to Rough N' Rowdy if I can find this guy. I would defeat him easily.

Sam Dekker will eventually get signed because there is a bidding war for him.

Sam Decker watch 2019... he's going to get signed. I've heard from numerous teams... Leroy's reporting a lot of sources right now saying that there is a bidding war going on for Sam Dekker.

The Detroit Pistons are moving in the right direction despite their Game 7 loss

The progression of the Pistons along the way is like, what were they, two years ago? They won like 16 or 18 games. They were so bad. Last year they had competitive series against The Knicks. Then this year, the natural progression from that is, let's take the regular season super seriously. Let's win all the games that we can get a high seed... I would say the totality of this season, we're still going the right direction in Detroit.

I will renounce my American citizenship and become French if the Canadiens win the Stanley Cup

I will renounce American citizenship and become French if the Canadiens win the Stanley Cup this year... I'll probably need somebody to come and hang out with me and... the south of France is nice.

Patrick Reed is the first PAWG in the history of professional golf.

Patrick Reed, let me tell you, I think he might be the first PAWG golfer. He is. He's thick as hell. Like he was filling out. He also wears... the tight pants... he looks like early era Meghan Trainor... He bends over. He's like, ooh.