Wheaties taste like an old person's butthole
Wheaties. Mmm great boxes and they're great workers because they just they made everyone who wins an Olympic gold medal want to be on the cover of their cereal box, even though their cereal tastes like shit tastes like an old person's like butthole.
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View episodeBringing in outside free agents will backfire for the Falcons by destroying Dan Quinn's 'locker room loyalty' weapon
The Falcons look great on paper, but if you're bringing in all these like new people from the outside that's taken away Dan Quinn's best weapon, which is just having a locker room full of guys that know him and like them... you get these new voices in and they're not going to be going bad for you when you start four and seven.
A three-quarter-inch bottom-line ticker is unnecessary and sports broadcasts are better without it
I'll take sports back on TV... you can take [the ticker] away, that I can live without... I've seen some games where the bottom line just like not working sometimes... and the games I think are actually better without that, you know, eighth of an inch at the bottom of my screen taken up.
Bill Belichick should tank the 2020 season to draft Trevor Lawrence
Is there a chance that the Patriots Bill Belichick is going to tank this year with Brian Hoyer as the quarterback... he's greatest coach of all time. Would that not also make him the greatest tanker of all time and then they somehow get Trevor Lawrence and it's another 20 years.
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View profileJMU may not win again until the dog-poop bettor returns
JMU probably won't win another football game until that guy logs back on.
The Wizards are a one-through-eight seed team
I feel confident in my one through eight seed. Love that for the Wiz.
The Falcons can expose the 49ers defense
They might not actually be as good as we think they are on defense. I don't hate the Falcons at all in this game.