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Billy Football, Mr Portnoy, And Mt Flushmore Season Begins
There are no sports besides talking about the Falcons having a ton of first round draft picks and Tom Brady officially signing in Tampa ( - ). We've been watching old games and bargaining with ourselves. Who's back of the week including caveman Ben Roethlisberger ( - ) . Billy Football joins the show in his triumphant return to talk about what Generation Z can do to stop Coronavirus plus he has historical facts and some science he's been working on to become the greatest generation ( - ). Mr Portnoy joins the show from Florida to check in with a complaint and a plea for him to stay indoors ( - ). Segments include Mt Flushmore season, the opposite of Mt rushmore where we pick the 4 worst things of a topic, embrace debate and PR 101 for Jamal Murray.
Recap
PFT CommenterBringing in outside free agents takes away Dan Quinn's best weapon: locker room loyalty
The Falcons look great on paper, but if you're bringing in all these like new people from the outside that's taken away Dan Quinn's best weapon, which is just having a locker room full of guys that know him and like them and will stand up for him to Arthur Blank.
Big CatBill Belichick might tank this year to draft Trevor Lawrence
Is there a chance that the Patriots Bill Belichick is going to tank this year with Brian Hoyer as the quarterback and hear me out though hear me out. He'll bocek's [Belichick's] greatest coach of all time. Would that not also make him the greatest tanker of all time and then they somehow get Trevor Lawrence and it's another 20 years.
Interview
Billy FootballGen Z has the potential to be one of the greatest generations by combatting the COVID pandemic
I think we have the potential to be one of the greatest Generations looking at historical context... I think we have the potential if we really deal with this virus, we combat it... we can celebrate but right now we got to make the we got to do the blocking and tackling to get it done.
Billy FootballThere will be no football in the fall if people don't stop partying and follow social distancing
We're not going to have football come fall. All right, first round for the first time since I think the invention of American football, we're not going to football and you know, if that's your driving force... just think what you're doing to William football.
Billy FootballPB&J on hot dog rolls is a superior sandwich method and I'm never going back
I've been making PB and J's and hot dog rolls and honestly, I'm never going back. Yeah, PB&J doesn't fall out of the sample. It falls out of sandwiches in the hot dog roll. It's like a taco, you know.
Mount Flushmore
PFT CommenterWheaties taste like an old person's butthole
Wheaties. Mmm great boxes and they're great workers because they just they made everyone who wins an Olympic gold medal want to be on the cover of their cereal box, even though their cereal tastes like shit tastes like an old person's like butthole.
HankFrosted Flakes is easily the worst cereal option
This is way more controversial than my last one. But easily my least favorite cereal Frosted Flakes... growing up and I go to my friend's house for sleepovers or whatever and they go on Frosted Flakes. No disgusting.
Big CatHoney Bunches of Oats is the greatest cereal hack for eating sugar disguised as health food
I'm also happy that no one said Honey Bunches of Oats Because that's the greatest like hack of eating healthy, but it's really just sugar cereal agreed that I love Honey Bunches of Oats. It's my whole unit like, oh, yeah. I'm eating healthy here.
Pr 101
Big CatJamal Murray should claim he has coronavirus to make people forget his accidental sex tape
PR 101 for him. I don't know what you do. You just actually say you have coronavirus. There you go think that really is the only way out. If you say you have coronavirus people will just feel bad for you and then kind of forget that that happened.