"Wi-Fi and data signals will give us all weird diseases and cancer in 30 years" — PFT Commenter

Take Slip·Oct 14, 2016·Explain It to Hank

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Wi-Fi and data signals will give us all weird diseases and cancer in 30 years

One thing I do know about Wi-Fi is that all of us are going to get really weird forms of diseases and cancer in about 30 years from just hanging out next to all this data just passing through our systems.

Prediction Life Hot

This prediction for the year 2046 remains to be seen, though current scientific consensus does not support it.

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Win

Take Slip·Oct 14, 2016

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Big Cat

The Dodgers are a weaker team than the Nationals

The Dodgers are coming to Wrigley Field. I do think the Dodgers are a weaker of the two teams. Slash, I didn't want to see Daniel Murphy again.

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The Dodgers took the Cubs to 6 games in the NLCS, but the Cubs did win the series and the World Series, proving they were the better team in that matchup.

Loss

Take Slip·Oct 14, 2016

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PFT Commenter

I want the Cubs to keep winning just to keep Big Cat in a state of 'happiness edging' without winning the World Series

I want the Cubs to keep winning. I don't want the Cubs to win the World Series, but it's not because I want to see you in pain. I like it when you're this happy. I just want it to keep extending and extending. But I just don't want to see you ever reach that goal. You need to edge for about nine more months until spring training.

Opinion Baseball MediumSarcastic

The Cubs actually won the World Series in 2016, ending the 'edging' phase abruptly.

Void

Take Slip·Oct 14, 2016

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PFT Commenter

Mike McCoy is the most generic-looking white dude who probably goes to Jimmy Buffett concerts

Mike McCoy is the most generic-ass looking white dude. He's a guy that your dad plays golf with... McCoy just looks like a guy that spends too much time in the sun and has eight Salt Life shirts and goes to a Jimmy Buffett concert every fall, and that's his one vacation for the kids.