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PFT CommenterYou can actually lose weight by eating a diet of Uncrustables
I actually think you could lose weight eating Uncrustables. Peanut butter's got tons of protein in it. Bread is the biggest part of the food pyramid, which is really, really healthy and scientific.
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View episodePFT CommenterThe Rams would win a trade sending Matthew Stafford to the Vikings for Sam Darnold
There were floating rumors out there about Matthew Stafford being traded for Sam Darnold. Which would've been insane if that had happened. I was, as a fan of chaos, I was hoping that that would happen before the game because that we'll never see that again. And honestly, I think that the Rams would win that trade.
PFT CommenterThe Barstool office will eat over 1,000 Uncrustables in a single week
I predict we're gonna be in the like thousand ranges. ... I will make sure that we do not run out of Uncrustables at all for the week. And we'll keep track. Yeah. For this office. I'll send out an email. I'll be like, it's my, I I'm, we're doing a study. Eat as many Uncrustables as you want.
MaxIf the Eagles beat the Bengals, they are winning the Super Bowl
If we win this one though, I'm all the way back. Okay. If, if we win this one, I'm thinking soupy.
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I think this was the best loss of the week. Number two right now would be the Houston Texans.
PFT CommenterCam Ward may not be the guy
I want Cam Ward to be better than he is because he seems like he's locked in. He's a good story. I don't know if he's gonna be the guy or not. I want him to be. But every week I feel like I get further and further from thinking that he is.
PFT CommenterThe Dolphins will get their first win on November 1
November 1st is what I'm saying for the Dolphins' first win.