The Dan Quinn hire is a win-win because the Commanders get better and the Cowboys defense gets worse

Max should be ecstatic about Dan Quinn because at the very least, the Cowboys defense is gonna get worse. Right? Yep. And so if [the Commanders] get better and the Cowboys defense gets worse, I think that's a win-win for both me and you. It's a Quinn, Quinn, Quinn Quinn all around.

NFL 'retreads' like Dan Quinn run the world and usually figure it out on their second stop

Retreads run the world. Retreads run the NFL. Gary Kubiak, John Gruden, Bill Parcells, Tony Dungy, Tom Coughlin, Pete Carroll, Andy Reid, Mike Shanahan, Don Shula. Bill Belichick was a retread when he was hired by the New England Patriots. Dan Quinn, second stop, he's gonna figure it out.

Lamar Jackson should get fat because natural padding helps quarterbacks absorb hits

I think it's good if your quarterback's a little bit chunky, a little bit fat. Yeah. You get it's natural padding. It absorbs some of the hits. Peyton Manning, Tom Brady. These guys weren't in the best shape... Lamar Jackson should get fat.

Big Cat and PFT having a New York Times bestseller marks the decline of society

But you guys having a New York Times bestseller is a mark of the decline of society. You two are barely literate... let alone everybody who works here, it's fucking insane... This is the kind of work that's like to get a C minus in a community college history paper.

Caleb Williams is a massive bust and a piece of shit.

That's why Caleb's a piece of shit. He's a fucking bust. And I, I was about to just hit PFT for no reason. But you didn't say anything. Please don't say something. I was, I was getting worked up...

Successful, handsome athletes like the Kelce brothers should stay out of podcasting because this industry is meant for rats.

Am I mad at the Kelce Brothers for coming into podcasting? Of course. Yeah. As we've said, this is for the rats. Yes. This is the sewer of entertainment. You shouldn't get to be Taylor Swift's husband. A handsome athlete. Your brother's an All-Pro Super Bowl winner, like with a beautiful family. Stay outta podcasting. You cocksuckers. This is for us.