Victor Wembanyama is the current face of the NBA

Wemby is the future face. He is the future face of league. I think the current, maybe even current face of this league.

Luke Kornet is the greatest chase-down blocker in NBA playoff history.

I think it's like when you're talking about chase down blocks in the playoffs, it's Luke Kornet, then it's everybody else.

Luke Kornet's block on Isaiah Hartenstein was a foul on the body.

That's a fucking foul. Oh, here we go. On the body. Look at his, look at his mid section goes right into his dick.

Never switch from a gaming console to a PC; it's a trap of technical support hell

Listen, there's gonna be a time and a place where your friends try to convince you that it's time to move away from the console and go to the computer. Oh, I'm here to just tell you guys don't do it. I've been in the throes of tech support email hell for the better part of like nine weeks... It's an impossible task.

Growing up as a PC gamer instead of using a console is a sign of bad parenting and childhood trauma.

If you grew up with a PC, if that's how you've always been... you might've grown up wrong. You might've been guided from a young age, that's on your parents. That's bad parenting. That's a therapy thing, that's a trauma thing.

Nate Diaz is a sobering reminder that most men are 'bitch made'

Nate Diaz is a healthy reminder. It was like there's levels to being a man... He's an absolute savage... It's the most sobering reminder of like, yeah, I might be bitch made. 'Cause Nate Diaz is walking, his face was a faucet of blood.