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Best Of 2017 With Jim Harbaugh, Theo Epstein, Tom Crean, Bill Walton, Danica Patrick And More

Friday, December 29, 201721 takes

We end the year with our best of episode. Starting with the best Coaches interviews we revisit our time with Jim Harbaugh (-), Geno Auriemma (-), Tom Crean (-), Jay Wright (-), Bob Stoops (-).Next up we have the random interviews we loved including  Canelo Alvarez(-), Anthony Scaramucci (-), Danica Patrick (-) Ice Cube (-) and Mark Teixeira (-).Our personal favorites with Theo Epstein (-), Bill Walton (-) and Hank Azaria (-).Finally we wrap up the best of with our favorite recurring guests including Stu Feiner (-), Marlins Man(-),   Mr Portnoy (-) Blake Bottles (-),Billy Football (-) and and our favorite segments including the bonus segment from Las Vegas we don't talk about.

Best of 2017: Jim Harbaugh, Theo Epstein, Bill Walton, and The Mooch

We wrapped up an incredible 2017 by looking back at the interviews that defined the year. Big Cat and PFT Commenter reflected on a year that saw them get a TV show and lose it just as fast, which turned out to be the ultimate blessing for their holiday schedules. The coaches' circle was particularly strong this year, starting with a legendary sit-down with Jim Harbaugh.

Harbaugh didn't just talk football; he talked about the biological necessity of it. He explained his theory on how the human body is actually designed to take hits and get tougher through the process.

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Dec 29, 2017
#17770
Jim HarbaughJim Harbaugh

Toughness and grit can be acquired like a callus on the human body

Absolutely, you can improve and become better at toughness. It's a talent, but it can be acquired too. I think of it like building a callus, just like the human body. What a tremendous organism. It actually craves contact... much like conditioning can be improved, so can that callus of toughness and grit also be acquired or improved. You've got a blister. It's soft. It's got fluid in it. It's going to break, but the great thing about it, when it does break, it'll callus over even stronger and harder and better.

While psychological resilience (grit) is a debated topic, the idea that toughness can be improved through exposure to difficulty is a standard coaching tenet.

He also finally gave us the secret to his height. Despite neither his father nor brother John clearing six feet, Jim hit 6'3" through a combination of divine intervention and a massive intake of dairy.

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Dec 29, 2017
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Jim HarbaughJim Harbaugh

I grew three inches taller because I prayed every night and drank massive amounts of milk

I continued into the high school... the proof being that nobody in my family is over six foot. My brother, John, and my dad are the second tallest Harbaughs. It's right at six foot. I got to six three. There you go... I prayed a lot about it too and drank milk. What do babies drink when they come out of the womb? Milk. That's healthy stuff on earth.

While milk is nutritious, height is largely genetic; Harbaugh is significantly taller than his immediate family, which he uses as 'proof' for his theory.

The Professionalism of Grit and Jockstraps

Transitioning from the gridiron to the court, the guys revisited their time with Tom Crean and Jay Wright. While the basketball talk was elite, the most surprising takeaway from the year in sports gear came from Mark Teixeira. The former Yankee went on a passionate defense of the dry-fit jockstrap, claiming it's the only way to maintain a positive disposition during a humid day of golf.

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Dec 29, 2017
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Mark TeixeiraMark Teixeira

Dry-fit jockstraps will change your life and solve the problem of swampy undercarriages

I'm a big clean underwear guy. I probably went on Amazon and like they have these dry fit jock straps for when you like work out or play golf or tennis or something. They will change your life. It is the best thing... most men have this pissed off look on their face. You know why? Walking around sucks... because they're walking around with chafed legs, sweaty, swampy undercarriages.

Subjective hygiene preference, but stated with absolute conviction.

Speaking of guys who know how to win, Theo Epstein joined the show to discuss the breaking of the Cubs' curse. Theo was surprisingly candid about the specific moment in Game 7 that changed everything, admitting that the famous rain delay was the only thing that saved a shell-shocked Cubs roster from a total collapse.

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Dec 29, 2017
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Theo EpsteinTheo Epstein

The Cubs would not have won the World Series without the Game 7 rain delay

Do you think the Cubs win the World Series if that rain delay doesn't happen? No. I did not look like the most confident... i doubt we win without first of all if you blow a lead late in any game it's hard to then come back and win... the guys were shell-shocked as we all were and that rain delay... catching a little glimpse of our players meeting and it was awesome... I don't think we win the World Series without that, but you can't prove it.

A counterfactual that can never be proven, but carries weight coming from Epstein.

Random Encounters and Junk Science

2017 was the year of the truly random guest. We had Anthony Scaramucci giving financial advice that sounded suspiciously like a math riddle and Danica Patrick introducing the guys to the world of "junk science." Danica's segment was a highlight, specifically her belief in the metaphysical properties of water and how your attitude affects its molecular structure.

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Dec 29, 2017
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Danica PatrickDanica Patrick

Positive self-talk and intention can literally change the composition of water

It's about how intention changes water. So you'll talk to water and you'll say I love you and then there's that glass and then I hate you and you put that glass down... And then it shows what, under a microscope, what it looks like with the word intention associated with it. I'm all in. Positive self-talk. So you talk to water. I need to, yes.

This claim is based on the debunked work of Masaru Emoto; scientific peer review has found no evidence that human intention affects the physical structure of water molecules.

We also checked in with our favorite recurring characters. Stu Feiner brought his trademark energy, reminding everyone that while he might be a gambling degenerate, he has elite taste in British rock operas.

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Dec 29, 2017
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Big CatBig Cat

College freshmen should spend a year living in a 'trip chamber' and blame all mistakes on the roommate

I'm so jealous of this kid. You're about to spend a year in the trip chamber dude... Make your mistakes young. When you go to college, first year, spend a year in the trip chamber. Yeah, and if you fuck up, you can just blame it on the other kid. It's not my fault, Mom. The kid, I walked into the trip chamber. I had no choice.

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This is a humorous and deliberately bad piece of life advice.

The Wisdom of Bill Walton and the Trip Chamber

No best-of list would be complete without Bill Walton. The big man took us on a journey through the Colorado River, the teachings of John Wooden, and the sheer brilliance of the sun. Bill's perspective on life has shifted over the years from chasing rings to embracing the journey.

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Dec 29, 2017
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PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

If your roommate tells you he's making the room a 'trip chamber,' find a new roommate immediately

My roommate told me he's going to make our room a trip chamber... find a new roommate immediately. This is the biggest red flag I think I've ever heard in my entire life. If you're a senior in high school and you're calling things a trip chamber... this is not a guy that you want to be trying to study in the same room at.

This is subjective social advice.

He also dropped a heavy piece of advice for the listeners at home regarding how they should value their experiences, whether it's a championship run or a Grateful Dead show.

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Dec 29, 2017
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Bill WaltonBill Walton

I used to be all about the outcome, but now I'm completely about the process

I used to be all about outcome, and I've changed. Now I'm about the process. I am completely into sustainability. I want to go on forever... Ultimately, [John Wooden] taught us two things. He taught us how to learn, and he taught us how to compete. And if you can learn, if you can compete, you can do anything.

This is a personal philosophical shift.

Finally, we had to address the "Trip Chamber." A listener wrote in about his roommate’s plan to turn their dorm into a psychedelic sanctuary, and the guys had polar opposite reactions. PFT saw it as a massive red flag for academic success, while Big Cat saw it as a golden opportunity for a freshman to have a built-in excuse for any and all failures.

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Dec 29, 2017
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Billy FootballBilly Football

Switching from quarterback to wide receiver was like discovering my true self

I got to college and, you know, there's a lot of new things... you try some new things, try new positions in college... I was out on the field, and I caught a ball. Yeah, it felt right. I wasn't wearing gloves. Skin on skin. You always remember your first ball.

Billy did indeed switch positions at Williams College.

To top it all off, we finally released the long-awaited "Pardon My Toke" segment from Las Vegas. Allegedly high on Nevada's finest, Big Cat, PFT, and Hank debated the Mount Rushmore of munchies. While some picks were standard, Big Cat’s insistence on Pringles and frozen yogurt bars proved that the Nevada air was definitely doing its job.

Don't forget to drink enough water and stay out of the trip chamber if you actually want to graduate.

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Dec 29, 2017
#26899
Big CatBig Cat

Bob Stoops could be the next head coach of the Chicago Bears

We also thrown in Bob Stoops, who may be the new coach of the Chicago Bears by the time this airs. Ooh, he owns a house in Chicago. Two houses next door to each other. We call that a compound. Yeah, a little bit of a compound going on, so maybe he's the next coach.

The Bears hired Matt Nagy in January 2018; Bob Stoops never coached the Bears.
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Dec 29, 2017
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Jim HarbaughJim Harbaugh

I need the sport of football like some people need ice cream or a drug

You know, people are going to be better at things that they love, right? I mean, you're going to work harder at it... Some people need the sport of football. I would put myself in that category. No, I do. I love it... Some people like and need ice cream. You know, they want to eat it every day. I look at football like that. I need it. I need football. It's like a drug, yeah.

This is a personal statement of feeling.
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Dec 29, 2017
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Jim HarbaughJim Harbaugh

My life plan has always been to play football as long as I could, then coach, then die

Honestly, I knew from the very youngest age that I was going to play football as long as I could, then coach, then die. And I really haven't thought about deviation from that plan.

This is a personal life philosophy and career roadmap stated by Harbaugh.
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Dec 29, 2017
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Geno AuriemmaGeno Auriemma

Men's scrimmage teams beat the UConn women's team every day

They beat our ass every day... These guys will all be like college players, like Division III, Division II. And they end up coming to school for whatever reason. They came to Connecticut. These guys are good players. So now, anytime it's a test of physical prowess, of course they're going to win. Of course they're going to win. I mean, that's a no-brainer.

It is standard practice for elite women's teams to scrimmage against men's practice squads, and Geno is reporting the results of those sessions.
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Dec 29, 2017
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Geno AuriemmaGeno Auriemma

I would love to coach the New York Knicks because I love New York

[Would you coach] the New York Knicks? Yeah, would you coach them? Sure. I love New York.

This is a hypothetical expression of interest.
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Dec 29, 2017
#26902
Tom CreanTom Crean

Grit is the ability to keep your confidence when your potential or results aren't being met

Confidence comes from your perception of your own potential. And I think with grit, I think grit is the ability to keep your confidence when your potential is not being met or when the result is not being met in a particular context... time in life or in a particular moment.

This is a subjective definition of a personality trait.
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Dec 29, 2017
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Jay WrightJay Wright

If I were to coach in the NBA, I would go to the Knicks

What NBA team would you like to coach? Kind of kidding. The Knicks. But we're kidding, of course, because I don't want to leave the world... If [Jay Wright] were to coach at the NBA, he would go to the Knicks.

Wright retired from coaching without ever taking an NBA job.
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Dec 29, 2017
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Anthony ScaramucciAnthony Scaramucci

Investors should buy ETFs and stay out of individual stock selection unless they are experts

Buy ETFs, okay? And stay out of the individual stock selection business if you're not an expert. That's what I would tell you.

Broad market ETFs generally outperform individual stock picks for most non-professional investors over the long term.
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Dec 29, 2017
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Anthony ScaramucciAnthony Scaramucci

You can get rich by doubling your money every six or seven years

What you got to do is you got to double your money every six, seven years. You double your money six, seven years, by the time you get to my age, you'll be a very rich guy.

The math of compound interest is a factual law of finance.
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Dec 29, 2017
#17777
Bill WaltonBill Walton

You should never rank, rate, or compare championships, concerts, or children

What I've learned over the course of these now 64 years, never rank, rate, or compare. Championships, concerts, children, coaches, or congratulations. Just enjoy them all.

Philosophical stance on how to live life.
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Dec 29, 2017
#26911
Big CatBig Cat

We need to take back Thanksgiving and make sure that only America celebrates it

Shocker of all shockers, Canada does Thanksgiving. They do. What the fuck? And it's before ours. They cucked our Thanksgiving. We need to take back Thanksgiving and make sure that only America celebrates Thanksgiving.

National holiday traditions are subjective.
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Big CatBig Cat

Pringles and frozen yogurt bars are elite munchies

I'm going to go Pringles... I'm going to go with... frozen yogurt. That whole like when you go to the frozen yogurt bar and you get everything. It's just the stuff you put on top of it. My picks are candy, Pringles, and water.

Snack preferences are subjective.

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