Best of 2017: Jim Harbaugh, Theo Epstein, Bill Walton, and The Mooch
We wrapped up an incredible 2017 by looking back at the interviews that defined the year. Big Cat and PFT Commenter reflected on a year that saw them get a TV show and lose it just as fast, which turned out to be the ultimate blessing for their holiday schedules. The coaches' circle was particularly strong this year, starting with a legendary sit-down with Jim Harbaugh.
Harbaugh didn't just talk football; he talked about the biological necessity of it. He explained his theory on how the human body is actually designed to take hits and get tougher through the process.
Toughness and grit can be acquired like a callus on the human body
Absolutely, you can improve and become better at toughness. It's a talent, but it can be acquired too. I think of it like building a callus, just like the human body. What a tremendous organism. It actually craves contact... much like conditioning can be improved, so can that callus of toughness and grit also be acquired or improved. You've got a blister. It's soft. It's got fluid in it. It's going to break, but the great thing about it, when it does break, it'll callus over even stronger and harder and better.
He also finally gave us the secret to his height. Despite neither his father nor brother John clearing six feet, Jim hit 6'3" through a combination of divine intervention and a massive intake of dairy.
I grew three inches taller because I prayed every night and drank massive amounts of milk
I continued into the high school... the proof being that nobody in my family is over six foot. My brother, John, and my dad are the second tallest Harbaughs. It's right at six foot. I got to six three. There you go... I prayed a lot about it too and drank milk. What do babies drink when they come out of the womb? Milk. That's healthy stuff on earth.
The Professionalism of Grit and Jockstraps
Transitioning from the gridiron to the court, the guys revisited their time with Tom Crean and Jay Wright. While the basketball talk was elite, the most surprising takeaway from the year in sports gear came from Mark Teixeira. The former Yankee went on a passionate defense of the dry-fit jockstrap, claiming it's the only way to maintain a positive disposition during a humid day of golf.
Dry-fit jockstraps will change your life and solve the problem of swampy undercarriages
I'm a big clean underwear guy. I probably went on Amazon and like they have these dry fit jock straps for when you like work out or play golf or tennis or something. They will change your life. It is the best thing... most men have this pissed off look on their face. You know why? Walking around sucks... because they're walking around with chafed legs, sweaty, swampy undercarriages.
Speaking of guys who know how to win, Theo Epstein joined the show to discuss the breaking of the Cubs' curse. Theo was surprisingly candid about the specific moment in Game 7 that changed everything, admitting that the famous rain delay was the only thing that saved a shell-shocked Cubs roster from a total collapse.
The Cubs would not have won the World Series without the Game 7 rain delay
Do you think the Cubs win the World Series if that rain delay doesn't happen? No. I did not look like the most confident... i doubt we win without first of all if you blow a lead late in any game it's hard to then come back and win... the guys were shell-shocked as we all were and that rain delay... catching a little glimpse of our players meeting and it was awesome... I don't think we win the World Series without that, but you can't prove it.
Random Encounters and Junk Science
2017 was the year of the truly random guest. We had Anthony Scaramucci giving financial advice that sounded suspiciously like a math riddle and Danica Patrick introducing the guys to the world of "junk science." Danica's segment was a highlight, specifically her belief in the metaphysical properties of water and how your attitude affects its molecular structure.
Positive self-talk and intention can literally change the composition of water
It's about how intention changes water. So you'll talk to water and you'll say I love you and then there's that glass and then I hate you and you put that glass down... And then it shows what, under a microscope, what it looks like with the word intention associated with it. I'm all in. Positive self-talk. So you talk to water. I need to, yes.
We also checked in with our favorite recurring characters. Stu Feiner brought his trademark energy, reminding everyone that while he might be a gambling degenerate, he has elite taste in British rock operas.
College freshmen should spend a year living in a 'trip chamber' and blame all mistakes on the roommate
I'm so jealous of this kid. You're about to spend a year in the trip chamber dude... Make your mistakes young. When you go to college, first year, spend a year in the trip chamber. Yeah, and if you fuck up, you can just blame it on the other kid. It's not my fault, Mom. The kid, I walked into the trip chamber. I had no choice.
The Wisdom of Bill Walton and the Trip Chamber
No best-of list would be complete without Bill Walton. The big man took us on a journey through the Colorado River, the teachings of John Wooden, and the sheer brilliance of the sun. Bill's perspective on life has shifted over the years from chasing rings to embracing the journey.
If your roommate tells you he's making the room a 'trip chamber,' find a new roommate immediately
My roommate told me he's going to make our room a trip chamber... find a new roommate immediately. This is the biggest red flag I think I've ever heard in my entire life. If you're a senior in high school and you're calling things a trip chamber... this is not a guy that you want to be trying to study in the same room at.
He also dropped a heavy piece of advice for the listeners at home regarding how they should value their experiences, whether it's a championship run or a Grateful Dead show.
I used to be all about the outcome, but now I'm completely about the process
I used to be all about outcome, and I've changed. Now I'm about the process. I am completely into sustainability. I want to go on forever... Ultimately, [John Wooden] taught us two things. He taught us how to learn, and he taught us how to compete. And if you can learn, if you can compete, you can do anything.
Finally, we had to address the "Trip Chamber." A listener wrote in about his roommate’s plan to turn their dorm into a psychedelic sanctuary, and the guys had polar opposite reactions. PFT saw it as a massive red flag for academic success, while Big Cat saw it as a golden opportunity for a freshman to have a built-in excuse for any and all failures.
Switching from quarterback to wide receiver was like discovering my true self
I got to college and, you know, there's a lot of new things... you try some new things, try new positions in college... I was out on the field, and I caught a ball. Yeah, it felt right. I wasn't wearing gloves. Skin on skin. You always remember your first ball.
To top it all off, we finally released the long-awaited "Pardon My Toke" segment from Las Vegas. Allegedly high on Nevada's finest, Big Cat, PFT, and Hank debated the Mount Rushmore of munchies. While some picks were standard, Big Cat’s insistence on Pringles and frozen yogurt bars proved that the Nevada air was definitely doing its job.
Don't forget to drink enough water and stay out of the trip chamber if you actually want to graduate.

