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Bobby Hurley, Final Four From Houston, Women’s National Title And Who’s Back Of The Week

Monday, April 3, 202316 takes

The Championship game is set and we recap Saturday Night’s games and our experience in Houston at the Final Four (-). LSU wins the Natty in the Women’s tournament and the internet had a healthy debate about Class (-). Who’s back of the week including our friend Brooks Koepka (-). Bobby Hurley joins the show to talk about coaching, his brother in the Final Four, his career at Duke and in the pro’s and an all time story from the taping of Blue Chips (-). We finish with a story about tubs and the lottery ball machine (-)

Bobby Hurley on Final Four, 'Blue Chips' Stories, and the LSU/Iowa Debate

The college basketball season is reaching its fever pitch, and Big Cat and PFT recorded this one from Lake Charles, Louisiana, after witnessing the chaos in Houston. The energy at NRG Stadium was high, but the venue itself remains a point of contention for anyone trying to actually watch the game.

Void
Apr 3, 2023
#29385
Big CatBig Cat

Playing basketball in a football stadium is a knock against the atmosphere

It's a knock against the whole idea of playing basketball in a football stadium... it doesn't have, the arena doesn't rock as much, you know, it's not as loud.

Subjective take on arena atmosphere.

San Diego State punched their ticket to the title game in the most heart-stopping way possible with Lamont Butler’s buzzer-beater. While the Aztecs' defense remains elite, PFT has a specific theory about why they struggle so much at the charity stripe. According to him, it’s not a lack of practice; it’s just the natural byproduct of living in Southern California.

Void
Apr 3, 2023
#6338
PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

San Diego State players struggle with free throws because they are too muscular from living on the beach

My theory on San Diego State... They're both too jacked up. Yeah, because they live on the beach in San Diego. So they're like, I gotta have guns swell when I go outside all the time. They're too strong and they don't have any touch on their fellow shots.

The take is inherently subjective and satirical, connecting free throw touch to beach culture.

On the other side of the bracket, UConn looked like an absolute buzzsaw, dismantling Miami without breaking a sweat. The Huskies are playing at a level that feels historic, and if they finish the job on Monday night, PFT is ready to give them the ultimate respect in the college basketball hierarchy.

Win
Apr 3, 2023
#6339
PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

UConn will be officially crowned a 'Blue Blood' if they win the 2023 championship

We're officially crowning Yukon of Blue Blood if they win this championship. Right. Okay. Yes. I think I I don't know how you can argue otherwise they'd have five, they'd have five championships in the last 24 years.

UConn won the title, and the discussion surrounding their blue blood status became a major media talking point following the win.

The Great Class Debate

LSU secured the Women’s National Championship, but the internet was more focused on Angel Reese doing the "You Can't See Me" gesture to Caitlin Clark. The guys have zero time for the pearl-clutching over sportsmanship. PFT was quick to point out that the "stay classy" crowd is about fifteen years too late to the conversation.

Void
Apr 3, 2023
#29388
PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

Stay classy is a phrase for losers in 2023

If you say stay classy in the year 2023, you've lost, go back to 2009.

Subjective opinion on social etiquette and internet discourse.

Big Cat argued that the vitriol and the arguing are actually the best things that could happen for the sport. It proves people are finally as irrationally angry about women's basketball as they are about the men's game.

Void
Apr 3, 2023
#6340
Big CatBig Cat

The 'class' debate in women's basketball is actually good for the sport

I actually think this is a win though for women's basketball because seeing all these people upset online, that's just fans upset that their team lost. And if they're upset, their team lost, they cared enough. And that's good for women's basketball because at the end of the day, it's kind of like... how this game works. If you are a sports fan, you are psycho.

This is a subjective take on the cultural reception of a sports moment.

PFT took it a step further, suggesting that true progress in women's sports isn't just about cheering for everyone; it's about finding a player on the other team and deciding you absolutely despise them for forty minutes.

Void
Apr 3, 2023
#29389
PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

Hating opposing women players is the best way to truly support women's sports

One of the best ways to truly support women's sports is by hating women that are playing on a team that's playing against your favorite team.

Subjective philosophy on sports fandom.

Bobby Hurley Joins the Show

Arizona State head coach and Duke legend Bobby Hurley joined the show to talk about the stress of watching his brother, Dan Hurley, coach in the Final Four. Bobby shared what it was like growing up in the ultimate basketball house and the transition from being a lottery pick to mopping floors as an assistant for his younger brother at Wagner.

One of the best stories from the interview involved his time filming the movie *Blue Chips*. Even in a scripted Hollywood environment, legendary coach Bobby Knight couldn't turn off his competitive nature, leading to a hilarious moment with Shaquille O'Neal.

Win
Apr 3, 2023
#6346
Bobby HurleyBobby Hurley

Bobby Knight once had his players stop a scripted play for the movie 'Blue Chips' because he didn't want to lose the possession

The director come in the huddle and he says, all right, we need about 15, 20 minutes to set up the last play. So Penny Hardaway is gonna throw the lob past the Shaquille O'Neill and then they win... As we're leaving the huddle to go play defense. Coach Knight says, 'Don't let him get it. Grab him.' So they run the play... We grab Shaq, the ball goes out of bound and he's yelling the director's yelling. Cut, cut, cut.

This is a firsthand account from someone on the set. It is widely accepted as a true anecdote from the filming of Blue Chips.

Bobby also touched on his second life as a horse racing enthusiast. With the Kentucky Derby on the horizon, he’s already eyeing a favorite that he thinks has the goods to take the roses.

Void
Apr 3, 2023
#6343
Bobby HurleyBobby Hurley

Forte will be the Kentucky Derby favorite and has a great chance to win

I love Forte. I've watched Forte a few times... I think he'll be the Kentucky Derby favorite, right? Yeah, yeah, yeah. I mean, he's gotta win today. But yeah, I got a good feeling about Forte. Yeah. That's, that's my pick.

Forte was the betting favorite but was a late scratch on race day (May 6, 2023).

Who’s Back and Max’s Bathtub

Who’s Back of the Week featured some major NBA news regarding the new CBA. While the league is touting the new in-season tournament as a way to boost engagement, Big Cat sees right through the PR spin. He’s convinced this is a legacy-padding move for one specific superstar.

Win
Apr 3, 2023·Who's Back
#29390
Big CatBig Cat

The NBA in-season tournament is essentially a way for LeBron James to get more rings

It was essentially the NBA was like, how can we make it so that LeBron gets more rings so he can feel like he's better than Jordan. Let's make a made up trophy in the middle of [the season].

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Lakers did win the first NBA Cup in 2023, giving LeBron the trophy Big Cat predicted, though the 'intent' is satirical.

Before letting everyone go, the conversation turned to Max's travel habits. After discovering that Max spends his nights in hotel jacuzzis watching movies on his laptop, Big Cat and Max entered a high-stakes pact to get their health in order before the summer hits.

Open
Apr 3, 2023·Picks
#6345
Big CatBig Cat

Max will lose 20 pounds by Memorial Day

Memorial Day. Memorial Day, losing 20 pounds by Memorial Day Max. We've, we've done this before, but we're doing it for real this time... I just want it to be on the record.

Max's weight loss journeys are a recurring bit with varying degrees of success.

Hank missed the show to prep for his vacation in San Diego, which naturally meant he also missed his chance to finally hit the lottery ball. The streak continues, even when he isn't in the room.

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More Takes

Loss
Apr 3, 2023
#6337
PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

UConn is a wagon, but my 'minus sign' luck might be the kiss of death for them

Yukon is a wagon and that might be the kiss of death cuz I'm the minus sign of King and I'm about to lay a brick. I'm about to lay a brick on Yukon and it's given me vibes of how sure I was that there were gonna be no DOKs.

UConn won the national championship, so PFT's 'kiss of death' did not manifest.
Void
Apr 3, 2023
#29386
Jake MarshJake Marsh

Wedgies are more embarrassing than air balls

[Clinton Hawkins] said that wedgies are more embarrassing than air, than air balls.

Subjective debate on basketball embarrassments.
Void
Apr 3, 2023
#29387
PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

The air ball is the worst thing you can do on a basketball court, worse than a wedgie

Until that happens [a wedgie chant], I think the air ball is the worst thing you can do.

Subjective comparison of basketball gaffes.
Win
Apr 3, 2023·Who's Back
#6341
PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

Brooks Koepka is the hottest golfer in the world heading into the Masters

My, who's back of the week is Brook's Koepka. Yes. Brooks. Shout out Brooks. He won. He's hot. He's the hottest golfer in the world going into masters week. He's back. He won on the live tour. He battled off Patrick Reed to finish first place in Orlando.

Koepka finished T2 at the 2023 Masters, leading for much of the weekend before Jon Rahm won. He then won the PGA Championship in May 2023, validating that he was indeed 'back'.
Void
Apr 3, 2023·Who's Back
#29391
PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

The Hernandez family is officially back following Dennis Hernandez's arrest at ESPN

The Hernandez family is back. Is back af at long last.

Satirical 'Who's Back' segment logic.
Win
Apr 3, 2023·Who's Back
#6342
Jake MarshJake Marsh

The Lakers are a legitimate threat as they climb the Western Conference standings

The Lakers... they are climbing up the west... Seeds four through 10 right now are separated by four and a half games. Damn. And Lakers are right there at eight. Are the Lakers back? They have LeBron and AD.

The Lakers reached the Western Conference Finals in the 2023 NBA Playoffs, proving they were indeed a threat.

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