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Bruce Pearl, Falcons HC Arthur Smith, Carson Wentz To DC And March Madness

Friday, March 11, 202216 takes

Carson Wentz is a Commandeer and PFT had a break down but we’re back for some spinzones. Billy reveals the first round of his 2022 QB bracket and we talk some March Madness(00;02;32-00;41;08). Bruce Pearl joins the show to talk basketball, his team’s season, his career and much more(00;41;08-01;27;44). Falcons HC Arthur Smith joins us in person at the Combine to talk about year 1 in Atlanta, his family being succession and lots more(01;27;44-02;10;04). We finish with Fyre Fest of the week(02;10;04-02;27;47).

Bruce Pearl, Arthur Smith, and the Carson Wentz Spin Zone

The vibes in the studio were heavy as PFT Commenter officially began his life as a fan of a Carson Wentz-led football team. After a brief period of mourning and nearly shaving his head in a Britney Spears-style breakdown, the spin zone was activated. PFT is fully leaning into the "logic over emotions" lifestyle, convincing himself that the former Eagle and Colt is actually the savior of the franchise.

Loss
Mar 11, 2022
#12464
PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

I am the biggest Carson Wentz super fan in the world right now

I've reached this point in my bargaining stage where I think I'm the biggest Carson Wentz super fan in the world right now. I've had some time to think it through logically... Carson Wentz's ceiling is better than any quarterback in that division. Now, all we have to do is to get him to play at his ceiling on an average basis.

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Carson Wentz's tenure with the Commanders was widely considered a failure, and he was benched/released after one season.

Big Cat did his part as a friend by bringing in a "wonky stat guy" report to help the cause. The numbers don't lie: Carson Wentz is apparently the greatest quarterback in Washington history if you look at the stats through a very specific lens.

Loss
Mar 11, 2022
#23944
Big CatBig Cat

Carson Wentz is statistically the best quarterback in Washington franchise history

Carson Wentz in the last 20 years, Carson Wentz is actually the best quarterback the Washington football team franchise will have. So if you do minimum three games, Carson Wentz has 1.63 TDs per game. The second one on that list is Shane Matthews... [Wentz] is blowing the competition out of the water.

Wentz's tenure in Washington was a disaster. He ended the 2022 season with 11 TDs in 8 games (1.37 per game), falling below the mark Big Cat cited and losing his job.

If the weather in DC holds up, the Commanders might actually be a juggernaut. Big Cat pointed out that Wentz is statistically the greatest quarterback to ever play the game when the temperature is exactly 73 degrees.

Win
Mar 11, 2022
#12467
Big CatBig Cat

Carson Wentz is the best quarterback in exactly 73-degree weather

The average temperature last September in Washington, DC was 73 degrees. No quarterback has performed better from a yards per attempt standpoint in exactly 73-degree weather than Carson Wentz. Top 50 quarterbacks yards per attempt and exactly 73-degree weather, he is number one, 9.71 yards per attempt.

The stat is likely a factually correct but irrelevant cherry-picked data point provided by a statistical analyst for comedic effect.

Bruce Pearl on Auburn and March Madness

Auburn head coach Bruce Pearl joined the show just as the calendar flipped to his favorite time of year. He broke down his philosophy on keeping teams fresh for a deep run, which involves playing a deep rotation rather than shortening the bench like most coaches do in the postseason.

Void
Mar 11, 2022
#23946
Bruce PearlBruce Pearl

The key to winning in the postseason is keeping players fresh by playing a deep bench of 9 or 10 guys

I'm not going to shorten my bench at all. And the hardest game for a team like us to win will be the first game, because we're going to play nine or 10 guys, but in game two, we have an advantage because I'm not playing Jabari Smith 35 minutes in game one. I think that's one of the things that's made us a good program in March is that we're not exhausted at the end of the year.

Auburn was a 2-seed but lost in the second round to Miami in 2022. While the theory has merits, it did not result in a deep run this specific year.

Bruce also addressed the doubters of Jabari Smith, calling out the "fucking morons" who question whether the young star can create his own shot. For Bruce, there is no debate about the kid's talent or his pure shooting ability.

Void
Mar 11, 2022
#12476
Bruce PearlBruce Pearl

Jabari Smith is the best jump shooter I have ever coached

Go ahead and doubt [Jabari Smith]. Good luck. I'm just telling you do not doubt that kid. He is one of the greatest competitors that I've ever coached. He's the best jump shooter I've ever coached, and that's actually at any position.

Jabari Smith was the #3 pick in the NBA draft and is known for his shooting ability, though 'best' is subjective.

He even gave the PMT listeners a warning about the depth of the SEC, noting that middle-of-the-pack teams from his conference are going to be absolute nightmares for high seeds in the opening rounds of the big dance.

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Mar 11, 2022
#12474
Bruce PearlBruce Pearl

Don't play middle-of-the-pack SEC teams in the tournament

I'm just saying this. Look at some of the teams that finished in the middle of our league right now, some of the teams that are going to be seated anywhere from five to nine or 10... I'm just telling you, you do not want to play some of those teams in the NCAA tournament.

The 2022 tournament saw varied results for the SEC; Arkansas reached the Elite Eight, but high seeds like Kentucky and Tennessee were upset early.

Arthur Smith at the Combine

Falcons head coach Arthur Smith sat down with Big Cat and PFT at the Combine to discuss his first year in Atlanta and his transition from a defensive quality control coach to an offensive mastermind. Smith, sporting a PMT-inspired beard to hide the "gobbler" neck, talked about the culture shift in the NFL and how teams often fall into the trap of copying each other.

Void
Mar 11, 2022
#23947
Arthur SmithArthur Smith

The biggest challenge in the NFL is groupthink; teams just copy each other's good ideas

That's the one thing about the NFL is like once somebody has a good idea, everybody copies it. That's the only thing you're fighting in the NFL is groupthink. Somebody has a good idea, it works for some team, and they think, oh, that's the secret ingredient. It's like in college football... your 10 helmets aren't going to be the difference.

This is a philosophical view on league-wide trends that can't be objectively proven right or wrong.

They also got into the nitty-gritty of game management, with Arthur explaining why he doesn't think 4th and 1 calls are the high-stress decisions they used to be. In the modern NFL, the analytics have made going for it the standard expectation rather than a risky gamble.

Win
Mar 11, 2022
#12477
Arthur SmithArthur Smith

4th and 1 decisions are no longer hard in the NFL

It became obvious your team just gets ready to play fourth and two or fourth and one. So there's no like, it's not like, 'Hey, you really risked it there.' If you don't go for it on fourth and one, that's what everybody's doing. So to me, those aren't the hard decisions anymore. It's just become the norm.

Statistical trends in the NFL confirm that 4th down attempts have significantly increased and normalized over the early 2020s.

Billy's QB Bracket and Fyre Fest

Billy Football revealed the first round of his 2022 Quarterback Bracket, which was heavily influenced by "fuckable spirals." While some prospects have the right energy, Billy is looking for the guys who throw cruise missiles that turn over perfectly at the peak of the arc. He also took a moment to remind everyone that his favorite from last year, Sam Ehlinger, is still the future in Indy.

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Mar 11, 2022
#23945
Billy FootballBilly Football

Sam Ehlinger is going to be 'the man' in Indy; he is essentially another Drew Brees

Sam Ehlinger won last year's bracket... right now he is the man. Billy was right. Jim Irsay, I think loves the kid and he's all out. Size 10-inch hands. He's an extra Drew Brees. Taller than Drew Brees too.

Ehlinger has remained a backup for the Colts. While he started a few games in 2022, he never became 'the man' or approached Drew Brees' level of play.

Malik Willis seems to be the early favorite in Billy's eyes, not just for the way the ball jumps off his hand, but because of the comparisons Billy is hearing from his "sources" in the scouting world.

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Mar 11, 2022·Picks
#12469
Billy FootballBilly Football

Malik Willis is a combination of Lamar Jackson and Josh Allen

Malik Willis has been said to be, in my opinion, a combination of Lamar Jackson and Josh Allen. This is what the people are saying. If you look at Malik's throws from the combine, insane, absolutely crazy type stuff.

Malik Willis struggled significantly in his early NFL appearances and was traded to the Packers as a backup, nowhere near the level of Jackson or Allen.

Fyre Fest of the week featured Bubba accidentally deleting the legendary "Two Man Tuesday" video from the Twitter archives, a tragedy of Shakespearean proportions. Meanwhile, Billy is preparing for a literal invasion of flying spiders on the East Coast, which sounds like the plot of a movie Arthur Smith would love.

Void
Mar 11, 2022
#12478
Arthur SmithArthur Smith

Road House is the greatest movie ever

Road House, like you ever seen Road House? Greatest movie ever. All time. All time. There's so many good one-liners.

Movie quality is inherently subjective.

Whether it's flying spiders or Carson Wentz, the Commanders' season is officially under construction.

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Mar 11, 2022
#23943
PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

Carson Wentz's ceiling is better than any other quarterback in the NFC East

I'm fully invested in thinking about [Carson Wentz's] ceiling. He's a big ceiling guy. Yes. His ceiling is better than any quarterback in that division [the NFC East] now.

Wentz was benched for Taylor Heinicke later that season and the Commanders finished last in the division. Both Dak Prescott and Jalen Hurts clearly outperformed him in both floor and ceiling.
Void
Mar 11, 2022·Picks
#12470
Billy FootballBilly Football

Malik Willis has the most fuckable spiral in the 2022 draft

Number one. Malik Willis. God damn moon bomb. And the thing is, I love how the ball turns over on his long balls. It points up when it's going up and when it's going down, it points down and it looks like an absolute cruise missile.

This is a subjective aesthetic judgment about the way a ball looks in the air.
Win
Mar 11, 2022
#12472
PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

Duke will make a run in the NCAA tournament

I do think that Coach K is going to get the guys together and they're going to make a run in the tournament though. Next week's tournament. The real tournament. I think Duke's going to the Final Four.

Duke reached the Final Four in 2022, Coach K's final season, where they lost to North Carolina.
Void
Mar 11, 2022·Fyre Fest
#12479
Big CatBig Cat

Moana is a legitimately incredible movie

That movie is awesome. I don't know if anyone's seen Moana with the Rock. It's a legitimately incredible movie. I'm at the point now where I'm like 'How about Moana?' and [my son's] like 'Nah, Mickey Mouse.'

This is a subjective opinion on a movie's quality.
Push
Mar 11, 2022·Fyre Fest
#23948
Billy FootballBilly Football

Grapefruit-sized Joro spiders are going to invade the East Coast by flying in on parachutes

Grapefruit-sized spiders are going to be invading the East Coast flying in parachutes. They're called Joro spiders. And if you look it up on YouTube, there's a bunch of really funny redneck shooting them with guns. And it's very funny.

Joro spiders are an invasive species that have spread across the SE US, and they do 'fly' using silk threads as parachutes. However, they are not the size of grapefruits (their bodies are about an inch long, though their webs are massive).

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