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CFB Week 1 With Andy Staples, Larry 6 Has Died, & Mt Rushmore Of Ref Calls
Our goldfish, Larry 6, has died. We remember him ( - ). College Football is back and it was great to soak in wall to wall action on Saturday ( - ). Who's back of the week ( - ). Andy Staples joins the show to talk about the big stories from week 1 College Football including LSU losing to UCLA, Wisconsin's season being over, and Bama keeps on rolling ( - ). We finish the show with Mt Rushmore of referee calls.
Recap
Big CatI'm not getting off the Graham Mertz train
The Badgers fell on their face. I'm still going to believe in Graham Mertz. I'm not going to get off this train. That sucked, though.
Big CatCollege football should go back to starting with 'cupcake' games
My only real takeaway is like the first game change that they've made where you have to play conference opponents sucks. I don't like it. I really liked starting the season against like South Florida or UNLV or Akron or someone and putting up like 60 points and not even having to turn my brain on until like the third or fourth week is September. I don't like this. I want the cupcakes back.
PFT CommenterCJ Stroud will always suck at quarterback
I'm convinced, no matter what, that CJ Stroud will always suck at quarterback just because of how poorly he played in the first half. But trust me, I will not get off this take. It's burned. It's seared into my brain. He's bad. From watching just how bad he was in that first half.
Big CatIt would be a shame if the US soccer team misses the World Cup again
I just wanted to say it's a shame. Just so that I'm on the record. I feel like some people think I'm trolling. I'm saying it's a shame if we don't make the World Cup again.
Interview
Andy StaplesChip Kelly has UCLA rolling and they can beat anyone in the Pac-12
I think [Chip Kelly] does. I mean, if they can do that to LSU, where the talent gap is pretty big between UCLA and LSU, there's nobody UCLA is going to play in the Pac-12 that has that kind of talent. UCLA can beat anybody in the Pac-12.
Andy StaplesCoach O could face a Gene Chizik-style quick firing if LSU doesn't improve
Let me remind you of a name, Gene Chizik. Gene Chizik won a national title in 2010, went undefeated, was fired in 2012. So it is possible that this happens [to Ed Orgeron]. And what was disturbing about LSU was the defense... They're either going to get this worked out... or we're having the Gene Chizik conversation midseason.
Andy StaplesIowa will go into Ames and beat Iowa State
I got a feeling Iowa is going into Ames and beating Iowa State. And that's not a knock on Iowa State. I just think Iowa is going to be really good.
Big CatTulane's powder blue and green uniforms are the best in college football
The Tulane uniforms, those are maybe my favorite uniforms in college football. The ones they wear are so good. Those powder blue with the green and the weight, like incredible uniforms.
PFT CommenterMayonnaise is objectively delicious and hating it is a media trend
I actually think that mayonnaise recently has gotten a bad rap in the media because it's become cool for people to be like, ew, mayonnaise... Mayonnaise is objectively delicious. Don't overdo it. Don't eat gobs of it. I'm here to be a mayo stand.
Andy StaplesMayonnaise makes the most moist chocolate cake
I had this chocolate cake once in Mississippi... Mayo. It's mayo. It makes the most moist chocolate cake you've ever had in your life.