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Chris Broussard, Mt Rushmore Of Juniors And Jilly Football
Dog days of summer and our guy Brooks Koepka is about to win the British Open as first heard on PMT. (-) Big Cat survived Jury Duty and Fyre Fest of the week had some doozies.(-) Mt Rushmore of Juniors got very contentious. (-) FS1's Chris Broussard joins the show to talk about his career, the things he's gotten wrong, the recent comments by Jay Onrait calling him a fucking fraud, and the Brou Crew.(-) Segments include Stay Woke (-), Bad Visual/Good Visual, (-) and License to Jill with Jilly Football (-)
Recap
Big CatBrooks Koepka will win the British Open
Brooks Koepka is back and he's going to win the British Open. He's killing it. He's three under. He's not in the lead. Two strokes back. But his caddy is basically cheating because he's from Portrush.
PFT CommenterSergio Garcia will never win another major championship
Sergio Garcia from España... he's never going to put it together in major championships, so it looks like [Koepka] is in the catbird seat.
PFT CommenterNo amateur golfer has ever actually shot a 13 on a single hole
My theory is that nobody except for professional golfers have ever shot a 13 right? That's true because you just pick it up after a while.
Mount Rushmore
Big CatJunior Mints are S-tier because of their scarcity
The one thing I like about Junior Mints, I don't think you can get it everywhere... you go into even a liquor store, you can get a Snickers bar... it's just too easy to get. I like the fact you got to work a little for your Junior Mints.
Big CatBronny James Jr. is a 'buy' stock for future greatness
This is the anti-pander pick, Bronny James Jr. I'm going to squat on that one. I'm going to buy that stock.
HankBronny James Jr. will be a bust
You are forgetting that this is all about a mountain of greatness. Not predicting future greatness. I still went with Bronny James Jr. Plus, he's going to be a bust.
Interview
Chris BroussardThe Clippers are currently a better team than the Lakers
I think the Clippers are the better team right now... one, their pieces fit together... all the role players know their roles... when we look at the Lakers, we see questions all over... Frank Vogel, when we know if LeBron had his druthers, Ty Lue would be the coach.
Chris BroussardThe Lakers will win a championship within the next two years
I think the Lakers will win it [a championship] within the next two years. I was going to say that. I think the Lakers will win it within the next two years.
Chris BroussardLeBron James will finish his career with only four championships
Over under LeBron James championships for his career, four and a half. I would go under. I think he wins one more. One more.
Chris BroussardKevin Durant and Kyrie Irving will not win a championship together
If you put a gun to my head and said, will they [Durant and Irving] win a championship, I think I would say no. But I hope they do, and I know they're capable of doing it.
Chris BroussardSteph Curry is the greatest shooter in NBA history
Steph Curry's the best shooter in NBA history. Who said it before me? I think I was the first person that I heard say it.
Stay Woke
PFT CommenterPepsi was the sixth largest military power in the world in 1989
In 1989, the cash strapped Soviet Union paid Pepsi with 17 submarines, a cruiser, a frigate and a destroyer in exchange for three billion dollars worth of Pepsi, causing Pepsi to become the sixth largest military power, at least Navy wise, in the world.
License To Jill
Jilly FootballLicorice is the best jelly bean to give to someone you hate
What are the best flavors of jelly beans to give to someone you hate? Oh, definitely licorice. Yep. You can have them all.
Jilly FootballLaptops should be abolished
If you could change any one thing in today's world back to how it was when you were in your 20s, what would it be? I would go without laptops. Get rid of laptops. I can't figure out a laptop. I barely can figure out a phone.