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Chris Broussard, Mt Rushmore Of Juniors And Jilly Football

Friday, July 19, 201920 takes

Dog days of summer and our guy Brooks Koepka is about to win the British Open as first heard on PMT. (-) Big Cat survived Jury Duty and Fyre Fest of the week had some doozies.(-) Mt Rushmore of Juniors got very contentious. (-) FS1's Chris Broussard joins the show to talk about his career, the things he's gotten wrong, the recent comments by Jay Onrait calling him a fucking fraud, and the Brou Crew.(-) Segments include Stay Woke (-), Bad Visual/Good Visual, (-) and License to Jill with Jilly Football (-)

Chris Broussard on NBA Insiders, Jay Onrait Beef, and the 'Brew Crew'

It is officially football guy season as media days are providing the pure, uncut nectar of Dabo Swinney quotes to get the blood pumping. Between training old and avoiding smooth hands, the grit is reaching manageable levels just in time for the British Open. Big Cat is already declaring a winner before the weekend even starts, noting that Brooks Koepka has a distinct advantage thanks to a caddy who basically knows every blade of grass in Northern Ireland.

Loss
Jul 19, 2019
#15844
Big CatBig Cat

Brooks Koepka will win the British Open

Brooks Koepka is back and he's going to win the British Open. He's killing it. He's three under. He's not in the lead. Two strokes back. But his caddy is basically cheating because he's from Portrush.

Brooks Koepka finished T4. Shane Lowry won the 2019 Open Championship.

PFT is keeping an eye on the rest of the leaderboard, though he isn't exactly shaking in his boots over the veteran competition. After seeing the course chew up and spit out some of the world's best on Thursday, the guys theorized that the double-digit scores seen on the pro tour are a unique phenomenon because any normal person would have simply picked up their ball and gone to the clubhouse long before hitting ten strokes.

Push
Jul 19, 2019
#15846
PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

No amateur golfer has ever actually shot a 13 on a single hole

My theory is that nobody except for professional golfers have ever shot a 13 right? That's true because you just pick it up after a while.

While technically unprovable, in standard amateur play, most golfers would invoke a 'max score' or 'pick up' long before 13, making it effectively correct in spirit.

Before getting to the guest, the Mount Rushmore of Juniors nearly tore the studio apart. Hank went chalk with Ken Griffey Jr., while PFT took a value route with the Arnold Schwarzenegger pregnancy cinematic masterpiece. Big Cat decided to take a stand on the candy front, arguing that the difficulty of finding a box of Junior Mints actually makes the experience better.

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Big CatBig Cat

Junior Mints are S-tier because of their scarcity

The one thing I like about Junior Mints, I don't think you can get it everywhere... you go into even a liquor store, you can get a Snickers bar... it's just too easy to get. I like the fact you got to work a little for your Junior Mints.

Subjective opinion on candy quality and distribution.

The tension peaked when Big Cat tried to draft for the future by taking Bronny James Jr., a move that Hank immediately revolted against. While Big Cat is looking to buy the dip on the next generation of greatness, Hank isn't convinced the lineage guarantees a Hall of Fame jacket.

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HankHank

Bronny James Jr. will be a bust

You are forgetting that this is all about a mountain of greatness. Not predicting future greatness... Plus, [Bronny James Jr.]'s going to be a bust.

Bronny was drafted in 2024; his career is in its infancy, so whether he is a 'bust' is still pending.

FS1’s Chris Broussard joined the show to address the elephant in the room: the 'Brew Crew' and his status as a newsbreaker. Broussard was a great sport about the fan club Big Cat created for him, but he wanted to make one thing very clear to the listeners and his critics in the media. He isn't chasing the daily scoop anymore; he’s moved into the columnist phase of his career.

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Jul 19, 2019
#26259
Chris BroussardChris Broussard

I am an analyst and opinionist now, not a newsbreaker

I don't define myself as a newsbreaker. And I'm not even a newsbreaker anymore. I mean, that's one reason I left ESPN was because they wanted to keep me in a news-breaking role. And I wanted opinion and analysis. I'm so happy now to be in the role of an opinionist and an analyst because I do have an educated opinion.

This is a subjective claim about his own career focus and professional role.

This led naturally into a discussion about the recent Kawhi Leonard saga and the shots taken by Canadian media personality Jay Onrait. Broussard didn't hold back, calling Onrait 'soft' and pointing out the irony of being criticized for a 'miss' by someone who didn't even have all the facts about Broussard's own career path.

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Jul 19, 2019
#26261
Chris BroussardChris Broussard

Jay Onrait is 'soft' and only criticized me out of bitterness and Canadian bias

Jay Onrait is soft. I think his ire with me stems from two things. One, bitterness that Fox Sports 1 didn't bring him back. And two, during the playoffs, I called Canada soft... I think some of it is people tend to think it because look, I'm not saying I would have broken the Kawhi story but I wasn't trying.

Personal opinion on the motivations of a rival media personality.

Regarding the actual basketball, Broussard provided some fascinating insight into how close the Lakers actually came to forming a triple-threat. While the Clippers eventually won the arms race by landing Paul George, Broussard still maintains that the Purple and Gold were the primary destination if that trade had fallen through.

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Jul 19, 2019
#26260
Chris BroussardChris Broussard

Kawhi Leonard would have joined the Lakers if the Clippers hadn't traded for Paul George

I still believe that had the Clippers not been able to pull off the deal for Paul George, [Kawhi Leonard] would have joined the Lakers. I don't think he wanted to live anymore in Toronto. I think he wanted to be in SoCal, but he also wanted a second star.

While it was widely rumored, it remains a hypothetical 'what if' that cannot be definitively proven.

Even with the Clippers looking like the deeper team on paper right now, Broussard isn't betting against LeBron James finding a way to hang another banner in the Staples Center rafters eventually. He predicted a championship is coming to the Lakers sooner rather than later, even if he thinks LeBron’s total ring count might have a ceiling.

Win
Jul 19, 2019
#15851
Chris BroussardChris Broussard

The Lakers will win a championship within the next two years

I think the Lakers will win it [a championship] within the next two years. I was going to say that. I think the Lakers will win it within the next two years.

The Lakers won the NBA Championship in October 2020, well within the two-year window.

The episode wrapped up with the return of Jilly Football for a 'License to Jill' segment. Jill is still the queen of the one-liner, offering up some brutal honesty about the pain of childbirth and her personal vendetta against modern technology. When asked what she would change about the world today, she didn't hesitate to target the devices sitting right in front of the guys.

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Jilly FootballJilly Football

Laptops should be abolished

If you could change any one thing in today's world back to how it was when you were in your 20s, what would it be? I would go without laptops. Get rid of laptops. I can't figure out a laptop. I barely can figure out a phone.

Purely subjective preference based on personal frustration with technology.

Stay woke: Pepsi once had enough Soviet hardware to invade a small country, so maybe show a little more respect next time a waiter asks if it's an acceptable substitute for Coke.

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Win
Jul 19, 2019
#15845
PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

Sergio Garcia will never win another major championship

Sergio Garcia from España... he's never going to put it together in major championships, so it looks like [Koepka] is in the catbird seat.

As of 2024, Sergio Garcia has not won another major championship since the 2017 Masters.
Open
Big CatBig Cat

Bronny James Jr. is a 'buy' stock for future greatness

This is the anti-pander pick, Bronny James Jr. I'm going to squat on that one. I'm going to buy that stock.

Bronny James was eventually drafted by the Lakers in 2024. While 'greatness' is still pending, making the NBA as a second-round pick is a significant achievement, though many would argue his career has been underwhelming relative to the hype.
Void
Jul 19, 2019
#20604
Chris BroussardChris Broussard

I don't agree with homosexuality — I don't make the rules, I just follow the Bible

I don't agree with homosexuality. So that's, you know, that's living as a Christian. I don't make the rules. I just try to follow the rules that God said, according to the Bible.

He was sitting on a comedy podcast. He was not doing a bit.
Void
Jul 19, 2019
#20605
Chris BroussardChris Broussard

I've had homosexuals at my house and we're cool

I've had homosexuals at my house that are friends and we're cool. So it's not a matter of me not being able to get along with anybody and be friendly with people.

The word 'homosexuals' appeared in this sentence exactly twice.
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Jul 19, 2019
#20606
Big CatBig Cat

You're on a pro-gay podcast right now

You're on a pro-gay podcast right now.

PMT's official pro-gay status has never been formally ratified by a governing body.
Void
Jul 19, 2019
#20607
PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

The best way to oppose gay marriage is to simply not get gay married

So you've kind of adopted the mindset, like, you're not for gay marriage, and so you're going to show that by not getting gay married. But people around you, if they get married to somebody, like, then that's fine, in your opinion?

An airtight logical framework. If you don't like gay marriage, don't get gay married.
Loss
Jul 19, 2019
#15850
Chris BroussardChris Broussard

The Clippers are currently a better team than the Lakers

I think the Clippers are the better team right now... one, their pieces fit together... all the role players know their roles... when we look at the Lakers, we see questions all over... Frank Vogel, when we know if LeBron had his druthers, Ty Lue would be the coach.

The Lakers won the 2020 championship while the Clippers blew a 3-1 lead in the second round. The Lakers proved to be the superior team that season.
Win
Jul 19, 2019
#15852
Chris BroussardChris Broussard

LeBron James will finish his career with only four championships

Over under LeBron James championships for his career, four and a half. I would go under. I think he wins one more. One more.

LeBron James won his 4th title in 2020. As of 2024, he remains at 4 championships, making the 'under 4.5' take correct.
Win
Jul 19, 2019
#15853
Chris BroussardChris Broussard

Kevin Durant and Kyrie Irving will not win a championship together

If you put a gun to my head and said, will they [Durant and Irving] win a championship, I think I would say no. But I hope they do, and I know they're capable of doing it.

The Durant/Irving era in Brooklyn ended in early 2023 with both players being traded. They never won a championship, or even reached a Conference Final, together.
Win
Jul 19, 2019·Stay Woke
#15856
PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

Pepsi was the sixth largest military power in the world in 1989

In 1989, the cash strapped Soviet Union paid Pepsi with 17 submarines, a cruiser, a frigate and a destroyer in exchange for three billion dollars worth of Pepsi, causing Pepsi to become the sixth largest military power, at least Navy wise, in the world.

This is a true historical fact; for a brief period in 1989, Pepsi did possess a fleet of decommissioned Soviet vessels before selling them for scrap.
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Jilly FootballJilly Football

Licorice is the best jelly bean to give to someone you hate

What are the best flavors of jelly beans to give to someone you hate? Oh, definitely licorice. Yep. You can have them all.

Subjective opinion on candy preference.

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