The Titans will beat the Bengals and prove why they are the AFC's top seed

I think the Titans are going to win this game. I think this is one of those spots where you always kind of forget, oh yeah, the one seed. The Titans are the one seed because they beat the Chiefs, they beat the Bills, they beat all the good teams. They killed the Rams. And now they're finally healthy... I think we're going to walk away from this game being like, oh yeah, that's why they were the one seed. Rest, Vrabel off rest has been a really good coach. I'm respecting the Titans.

There will be a fat guy touchdown in the Bengals vs. Titans game

Vrabel's got something planned. There are almost too many fat guy touchdowns. I'm predicting there's going to be a fat guy touchdown. Ooh, there's going to be a fat guy touchdown.

The 49ers match up really well against the Packers because Green Bay can be run on

The 49ers match up really well against the Packers. I've got all those memories of Colin Kaepernick just absolutely roasting the shit out of the Packers. Well, it was two years ago too, remember the NFC Championship game when Jimmy G had to throw it eight times and they beat him by like a million. They have like the Packers... if you're a Packers fan, you absolutely are scared of the 49ers' past history. And the fact that the Packers can be run on. And that's what the 49ers are going to try to do.

If the 49ers win, they will have a 50-yard touchdown pass similar to the Flacco-Denver game

If the 49ers win, I think it's gonna be a similar game script to the Joe Flacco at Denver game, double overtime. He's gonna have a 50 yard touchdown pass if they win.

The 49ers will beat the Packers outright

I am full-blown rooting for terrible things happen in the Packers. I think the Niners win. I think they win outright. Oh God. I hope so.

Matt Stafford is more likely than Tom Brady to make a backbreaking error in a playoff game

It comes down to a simple Tom Brady vs. Matt Stafford, and I don't feel comfortable betting Matt Stafford in a playoff game when the other quarterback is Tom Brady. Who's more likely to make a backbreaking error that shifts the entire tenor of the game? I'm going to put it on Matt.

Matthew Stafford is going to be a Hall of Famer

I actually, I like Matt Stafford in this. I'm Matt Stafford is going to be a Hall of Famer. He got, he got magically healthier over the last four or five weeks. Remember that report that came out a while ago saying every part of his body was injured and he hadn't told anybody about it. I thought for sure, that was going to be a signal that he was going to suck for the rest of the year, but he's gotten better.

Tom Brady is unbeatable when he's healthy; no defense can ever befuddle him

Tom Brady can beat you no matter what you do on defense. He has the antidote to every single problem that you would put in front of him. It's just a matter of everybody else on the team doing their job and letting him get the ball from point A to point B. Cause he's unbeatable. He's literally... there's no defense that you can ever play against Tom Brady that will befuddle him.

The Bills vs. Chiefs Over 54.5 is my Game of the Year

I've released my game of the year, the third game of the year, over 54 and a half in [Bills vs. Chiefs]... I haven't lost the game of the year yet... when I say game of the year, I put the chips in the middle. I'm putting, I'm putting the chips in the middle. It's going to be a responsibly large wager for me.

This is Josh Allen's time; he's going to show out against the Chiefs

I still think that this is Josh Allen's time. I think we're going to see Josh fucking Allen. I want it to happen so bad. I'm focusing mostly on the over because it's my game of the year. I don't think I'm going to bet either side. I would bet the Bills, but there's just a nagging thing in the back of my brain... the Chiefs are one of those teams that can embarrass you.

Joe Burrow is the smartest football player I have ever been around

Joe was the smartest guy in the room. He was the smartest football player I have ever been around. He studies, he's consistent. He has one goal in mind, us to be great.

LSU's 15-0 season in 2019 is unbeatable; teams can only hope to match it

Being a boy from Louisiana and always want to win the championship for the people in Louisiana... it was a special night for the state of Louisiana. Think about this, man, 15 and 0. They... all they can do is try to match it. Good luck.

I have no regrets about the 'sissy blue shirts' comment to the UCLA fan

No, not at all, not at all. You know, that's something that... that's a long going thing. But at UCLA, I used to sit at UCLA a long time ago, back in 1999 when I was there. I was walking in there and the fan provoked me and I was just joking with him, you know, about the sissy blue shirts. Well, they did what? They bought them. I got to give them credit.

Derek Stingley Jr. is as talented as Patrick Peterson

Derek's the most talented corner I've seen in a long time... [Corey Raymond] said he was as good as Patrick Peterson. And those guys that have been around Patrick, I love Patrick... we all believe that Derek could be a great all-pro player.

Putting milk in eggs makes them better and more like pancakes

What you do is you put like, I have put milk in my eggs and then they're like, almost like a pancake when you do them. But apparently the nice browning of the outside of the eggs... it's better than gooey icky eggs.

Microwaves are the best invention of all time and better than air fryers

When did we just start disrespecting the mighty microwave? The microwave is the best invention, maybe of all time. You put something in there, it gets so hot... It boils water in 15 seconds and everybody's just sleeping on it... microwaves are coded. They are all right.

Milk usually goes bad before its expiration date

I'm woke about expiration dates on milk. I think usually it goes bad before the expiration date. I sniff it. The other day... I sniffed it and it was bad.