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Putting milk in eggs makes them better and more like pancakes

What you do is you put like, I have put milk in my eggs and then they're like, almost like a pancake when you do them. But apparently the nice browning of the outside of the eggs... it's better than gooey icky eggs.

Subjective culinary preference that most chefs would likely argue against.

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Jan 21, 2022
#19578
Big CatBig Cat

The Titans will beat the Bengals and prove why they are the AFC's top seed

I think the Titans are going to win this game. I think this is one of those spots where you always kind of forget, oh yeah, the one seed. The Titans are the one seed because they beat the Chiefs, they beat the Bills, they beat all the good teams. They killed the Rams. And now they're finally healthy... I think we're going to walk away from this game being like, oh yeah, that's why they were the one seed. Rest, Vrabel off rest has been a really good coach. I'm respecting the Titans.

The Titans lost to the Bengals 19-16.
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Jan 21, 2022
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There will be a fat guy touchdown in the Bengals vs. Titans game

Vrabel's got something planned. There are almost too many fat guy touchdowns. I'm predicting there's going to be a fat guy touchdown. Ooh, there's going to be a fat guy touchdown.

The Titans lost 19-16 and did not record a touchdown by an offensive or defensive lineman.
Win
Jan 21, 2022
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Big CatBig Cat

The 49ers match up really well against the Packers because Green Bay can be run on

The 49ers match up really well against the Packers. I've got all those memories of Colin Kaepernick just absolutely roasting the shit out of the Packers. Well, it was two years ago too, remember the NFC Championship game when Jimmy G had to throw it eight times and they beat him by like a million. They have like the Packers... if you're a Packers fan, you absolutely are scared of the 49ers' past history. And the fact that the Packers can be run on. And that's what the 49ers are going to try to do.

The 49ers won the game 13-10, validating the matchup advantage claim, though special teams were ultimately the deciding factor.

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I lied about destroying Vanny Woodhead; I have been keeping it for years

Technically it's destroyed. Legally it's chopped up. But I kind of... I didn't have the heart to chop it up, so I just been keeping it... I was like, every time it was an excuse I used to not follow through with chopping it up.

Billy is confessing to a past lie; the fact that the van still exists (as proven by the photos) makes his claim that it's 'not destroyed' correct.
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Zach Wilson's ceiling is literally Patrick Mahomes

Come on, Zach Wilson, his ceiling is literally Patrick Mahomes. That's a fact. If he plays to the best of his ability.

Zach Wilson was benched later that season and eventually traded, proving his ceiling is nowhere near Mahomes.
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Al-Qaeda is the only one who could have written the Monday Night Football script

Running out with the flag... hard knocks... there was so much hope and hype. And, you know, talking about the NFL script, the only one who could have written that script is Al-Qaeda.

This is a satirical dark humor comment, not a factual claim.

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