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Comedian Pete Holmes + Zion Gave Birth To A Cat
Zion Williamson blew out his shoe and is injured which is the craziest luck ever because Hank now has to get a Cat ( - ). The fall out from Zion's injury including Rovell's big night and everyone going after the NCAA ( - ). Comedian Pete Holmes joins the show to talk about his HBO show Crashing, stand up comedy, why he didn't vote for Trump, and how much money he makes ( - ). Segments include Embrace Debate, trouble in paradise Kyrie, mike wilbon's name drop, new segment "we read a headline", and listener roasts.
Recap
PFT CommenterZion Williamson should not play another second of college basketball this year
I think that Zion, especially for a young man, an outstanding young man who has so much to gain, there's really no point in him playing another second of basketball this year.
Big CatDuke should fold their basketball program and let everyone go to the NBA
If Zion's going to sit out... what's the point right you're probably not going to win the title now so maybe have cam reddish sit out maybe have rj barrett sit out... and maybe just fold the whole duke program and let everyone else just go to the nba
HankAlex O'Connell is a top five player in the nation
[Coach K] is going to now have two months to get this team with the number two and number three recruit in the nation, Alex O'Connell, top five player in the nation, in my opinion.
PFT CommenterRoy Williams is a better coach than Coach K because of his jackets
Roy Williams, I would say, is a better coach than Coach K, by the way... I'm saying his jackets. That's the only reason that I'm giving you right now, Hank... I'm Roy Williams. I'm going to be a dadgum good dresser. Dadgummit.
Big CatZion Williamson will return for the NCAA Tournament
I think Zion should sit and then come back for the tournament and, in the words of Billy McFarland, just fuck it, let's be legends.
Big CatCollege players should keep eligibility if they aren't drafted in the NBA lottery
Why can't they just figure out a way that you can go to the NBA straight out of high school, but if you're not a lottery pick, you keep all your eligibility. And the team that drafts you keeps your rights. And then doesn't that fix a lot of the stuff?
Interview
PFT CommenterI would rather be a racehorse than any other athlete
Horse racing... You compete three times. If you retire at the top of your field, and then you just fuck for the rest of your life. That's all you do. You just get paid to fuck, fuck, fuck.
Embrace Debate
Big CatBeing hungry is much better than being thirsty
I would rather be hungry than thirsty because I feel like if you are properly hydrated, like you're okay. You can survive for a very long time... I love being hungry because it means I haven't eaten, so I'm feeling kind of skinny.
Trouble In Paradise
Big CatKyrie Irving's leadership style is based on his Uncle Drew character
I think Kyrie Irving has just thought he is like now Uncle Drew because he was in that movie. He is like the old guy who's trying to teach everyone else on the team... he doesn't really know how to be like a true leader except for a really bad Hollywood movie.
PFT CommenterThe Celtics' internal tension will lead to 20 championships
This tension that they have right now is going to really, it's going to bring the team together as one. They're going to unite. Kyrie's going to be a leader. Then he's going to resign and he's going to stay a Celtic until he actually dies until he's 70 years old and he's going to have 20 championships.