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Danny & Lucy Devito, Chargers/Chiefs TNF, Weekend Preview & Picks + Fyre Fest Of The Week
Thursday Night Football was awesome and Amazon now owns our lives . Justin Herbert broke all his ribs and came back for the cover and the Chargers remain the Chargers (-). Weekend preview and picks where we talk about every game on Sunday (-). Fantasy Lads makes their return for Queen Lizzy (-). Danny and Lucy Devito join the show in studio to talk about their show together, Danny’s career, Lucy growing up with an iconic father, Always Sunny and tons more (-). We finish with Fyre Fest of the week (-).
Recap
PFT CommenterJustin Herbert is to blame for the pick-six because he should have known Gerald Everett was gassed
I'm gonna blame Justin Herbert for that pick-six and not [Gerald] Everett, because he should have known that Everett was tired and asking out of the game and he should have gone to somebody else. If Justin Herbert's the guy that he's supposed to be... then he needs to be able to make the decision to go somewhere else with that ball and not to your receiver who's puking all over himself.
Big CatBrandon Staley has 'blue-pilled' himself into becoming a conservative coach
It's almost like Brandon Staley flew too close to the sun last year. And you know how in the Matrix you get red-pilled or you get blue-pilled? ...Brandon Staley blue-pilled himself and he's going back to being just like a normal conservative coach. Punting on fourth and short, fourth and third. I don't like that. I like Brandon Staley a little crazy.
Big CatJeff Bezos hates fat people, poor people, and people with weak bladders
I'm pretty confident in saying Jeff Bezos hates fat people. He hates poor people. It's people who have like weak bladders, he hates. There's a lot of people that Jeff Bezos finds disgusting. That's a fact.
Picks
HankI'm taking the Broncos -10 over the Texans because of the altitude advantage
Denver Broncos minus 10 makes no sense to me and therefore I'm gonna take it. The Broncos lost in September at home... they're covering machines because of the altitude and the heat... that combo is a killer.
PFT CommenterKyler Murray will play poorly because of the Modern Warfare II beta release
I'm taking the Raiders in this one because this weekend we've got Modern Warfare II's beta coming out. So it's the first weekend where people can play the next Call of Duty dropping... Kyler is gonna have to spend a lot of time on the sticks this weekend... Kyler is gonna play with whatever version of a video game hangover that he plays with.
PFT CommenterThe Commanders have a top three receiving core in the NFL
I think about the Commanders... I think they have a top three receiving core in the NFL. I think it's like, it's that fucking good.
Interview
Danny DeVitoI am officially the next Wolverine
I am pumped baby. No, I'm like, you're talking to the next Wolverine. I'm gonna do it. I'll... get those fans, you know, get me the job.
Fyre Fest
HankSeahawks fans deserved to lose the SuperSonics
The Seahawks take, which was correct... I think what people got really mad about is when you said like you deserve to lose the Sonics. Yeah. That Joe sports... because the Sonics like just straight up, they left, they fucked over the city of Seattle.
HankAndrew Luck was a 'busted chaw' and is an overrated quarterback
Andrew luck busted chaw, badge for town. Okay. Fact game over and debate. I've had people fucking bitching and complaining... Andrew luck was great? Even though he was four and four in the playoffs. And then they're like, oh, it was offensive line. They had a great offensive line and he quit.
Billy FootballTuna is the beef of the sea and Salmon is the chicken of the sea
Tuna is the beef of the sea. Salmon's the chicken of the sea. [Big Cat: Tuna cans literally say chicken of the sea.] No, because it's red. It's the beef.