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Danny Woodhead 10/12/16
The Cubs are heading back to the NLCS and the PMT boys are on their way to Chicago this weekend ( - ). Power Rankings Wednesday ( - ). Hot seat cool Throne ( - ). Danny Woodhead joins the show to talk about rehabbing his knee, oreos, Nebraska, and playing with Phil Rivers ( - ). Segments include thoughts and prayers for Atheists after Tim Tebow saved a guy. Hurt or Injured Tommy Lasorda. Humans vs the Sun. Stay Woke. And the debut of "things I wrote down when I was drunk that I thought were funny"
Recap
Big CatThe Giants' bullpen was destined to blow up eventually
The Giants blew a record amount of saves this year. Their bullpen was shaky all year. They were going to blow up at some point.
Power Rankings
PFT CommenterArizona Green Tea is the #1 non-alcoholic drink
My power rank for, number one, Arizona, the Great Buy Green Tea. The 99 cent, the big tall boy.
PFT CommenterTonic water is straight garbage
The number one worst non-alcoholic drink. It's tonic water. Tonic water is straight garbage. If I see anybody drinking that in my presence, it makes me want to hurl.
Hot Seat Cool Throne
Big CatThe Indians logo is back on the hot seat because the team is actually winning
Hot seat, Indians logo. They're going to be in the ALCS, and that means the Indians logo is going to be on the hot seat again... If you stay bad, no one cares that your logo is offensive.
Interview
Danny WoodheadDouble Stuf Oreos are the only real 'regular' Oreos
Double Stuf are legitimate regular Oreos. Old school Oreos are definitely diet Oreos. These thin Oreos that people are trying to say are already diet Oreos? No. Those just aren't real.
Danny WoodheadPhilip Rivers is one of the most underrated players in the NFL
Philip Rivers is, I would say, one of the... I think he's one of the more underrated players with what he can do. He's a pretty amazing quarterback.
Thoughts And Prayers
PFT CommenterTim Tebow is causing seizures in order to 'save' people
Maybe Tim's got some metal in him... He's either causing the seizure... He's basically a human Pokemon. He is a Pokemon, and he's giving people seizures. He's causing the seizures and he's treating them, which is... a good position for business.
PFT CommenterEvery new iteration of Jesus is better than the last
Every time that Jesus shows up, he's better than his old Jesus. He makes his old Jesus look like a chump. Jesus 2 never hit a dinger. That's a facts only right in everyone's face.
Stay Woke
PFT CommenterKen Bone is a government plant to distract us from the election
I think that Ken Bone is either a plant for the Red Sweater Company... or he might be just a guy that's inserted in there to make us just stop freaking out about the election. I think that Ken Bone might actually be like a Jason Bourne type situation where he's an assassin.