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Derek Jeter, Daniel Jones Internal Clock, 1 Question With Gardner Minshew And Guys On Chicks

Wednesday, September 28, 202214 takes

The Cowboys beat the Giants and Daniel Jones has the funniest internal clock of all time (-). Aaron Judge stalled at 60 and College Football Talk (-). Hot Seat/Cool Throne (-). Derek Jeter joins the show to talk about his career, negotiations with Marlins Man, the time the Post called him Derek Eater, being a crazy competitor and tons more (-). Gardner Minshew joins us for 1 question with a QB (-). We finish with guys on chicks (-).

Derek Jeter on Yankees Legacy, Daniel Jones' Internal Clock, and Dude Perfect's Empire

Daniel Jones and the Giants dropped another one in primetime to the Cowboys, and it was the full Danny Dimes experience. Big Cat couldn't get over the fact that Jones seems to exist in a different dimension when it comes to time management in the pocket. One second he's bolting from a clean pocket like the building is on fire, the next he’s standing perfectly still while a linebacker treats him like a target dummy.

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Sep 28, 2022
#10338
Big CatBig Cat

Daniel Jones has the worst internal clock of any quarterback in NFL history

Being able to actually focus on one game, it reminded me that Daniel Jones has the worst internal clock of any quarterback I've ever seen in my life. He's like just like 10 minutes either ahead or 10 minutes behind. But he is never on schedule.

While subjective, Daniel Jones' struggles with pocket presence and timing were a defining characteristic of his early career with the Giants.

While the Giants are struggling to find an identity, the Cowboys are thriving with Cooper Rush. PFT is convinced that the real magic isn't just on the field, but in the owner's box, where Jerry Jones is likely vibrating with excitement over the possibility of a permanent quarterback controversy once Dak Prescott returns.

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Sep 28, 2022
#24546
PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

Jerry Jones actively seeks out and enjoys quarterback controversies for his team

Jerry fucking loves a quarterback controversy. Oh he loves it. That's what he gets out of. Hi, whatever hyperbaric chamber he sleeps to extend his life. That's how he gets out of that area in the morning. And he's like, I can't wait to stir up some controversy with my team and talk about the quarterback.

This is a subjective characterization of Jones's management style.

Big Cat is also already calling the career arc for Cowboys defensive coordinator Dan Quinn. He’s too good at his current job to not get another shot at the big chair, even if we all know how that movie ends.

Open
Sep 28, 2022
#10340
Big CatBig Cat

Dan Quinn will be a head coach again, fail, and then return to being the best defensive coordinator in the league

Dan Quinn is a really fucking good defensive coach. He's gonna be a head coach again. I'm gonna call right out. Dan Quinn will be a head coach again and he's gonna go like eight and eight, then he's gonna go five and 11. Then he is gonna go five 11 again, get fired. Then he's gonna go somewhere, went to a Super Bowl and be the best coordinator in the league again.

Quinn was hired as the Commanders head coach in February 2024. The 'failure' and 'return to DC' portion is pending.

The Captain and the Modern Game

Derek Jeter joined the show to discuss his new brand, Greatness Wins, and look back at a career that felt like a movie script. He opened up about the mindset required to stay at the top of the mountain in New York for two decades, noting that it's less about a destination and more about how you approach every single day.

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Sep 28, 2022
#10349
Derek JeterDerek Jeter

Greatness is a mindset rather than an ultimate goal

You talk about the name Greatness Wins. I think a lot of times people look at greatness and they think it's an ultimate goal. I look at it as a mindset, you know, so I look at having that mindset and anything that you want to achieve.

Inherently subjective philosophical take on success.

Big Cat didn't miss the chance to ask the tough questions, specifically why Jeter moved the iconic home run sculpture at the Marlins' ballpark. Jeter defended the move as a need for "social spaces," but the real heat came when discussing how he'd fit into today's MLB. With the league obsessed with exit velocity and launch angles, Jeter wonders if some of the greatest contact hitters to ever live would even get a fair shake today.

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Sep 28, 2022
#10351
Derek JeterDerek Jeter

Wade Boggs and Tony Gwynn might not have had long careers in today's analytics-driven MLB

Man, you just go through the Hall of Fame and just think of how many players because of Launch Angle and exit velocity probably would've never had a long career. Wade Boggs, Tony Gwynn... The job was to get a hit and get on base.

While hypothetical, it highlights the shift in player valuation in the modern era.

They also touched on what it actually means to be a Yankee. For Jeter, the regular season is just a 162-game preamble to the only thing that actually matters in the Bronx.

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Sep 28, 2022
#10350
Derek JeterDerek Jeter

Yankee fans only care about what players do in the postseason to earn their pinstripes

You gotta do it in the playoffs. At least now you have to do it in the playoffs. Because there's this level of expectations that come with playing for the Yankees... Yankee fans pay attention to what you do in the postseason. They can pretty much care less [about the regular season].

Reflects the cultural reality of the Yankees fan base and organization.

College Football and Space Olympics

Around the horn in college football, the guys are fed up with the "helmet rankings" keeping the Kansas Jayhawks out of the Top 25. PFT pointed out that if a blue blood had the same resume, they’d be in the top five. Meanwhile, Big Cat is bracing for the inevitable Sean Clifford experience at Penn State.

Win
Sep 28, 2022
#10344
Big CatBig Cat

Sean Clifford will eventually throw a backbreaking interception that ruins Penn State's season

Sean Clifford is the guy who Penn State will get to a point and I think they are very good, but he will throw just a backbreaking interception and every Penn State fan will be like, Why did I believe in Sean Clifford? Yeah, that will happen. They know it's gonna happen.

While Clifford had a solid 2022 season (11-2 record), his performance in the biggest games (Ohio State, Michigan) featured multiple turnovers that led to their only losses, validating the spirit of the take.

Hot Seat/Cool Throne featured a heavy dose of NASA talk after they crashed a spacecraft into an asteroid. Billy Football, never one to let a good explosion go to waste, proposed that instead of just testing defense systems, we should turn planetary protection into a high-stakes competition.

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Billy FootballBilly Football

War should be replaced by a 'Space Olympics' where countries compete to blow up asteroids for mining rights

We drop so many bombs on Earth every day. Why don't we just throw all those bombs and blow something up and develop a point system and compete. Make it like a Space Olympics... and the winner gets like, I don't know, mining rights to certain natural resources. So your country is incentivized to get better at the Space Defenders game.

This is a satirical policy proposal that cannot be factually evaluated.

To wrap things up, Gardner Minshew stopped by for a quick check-in on the undefeated Eagles, and Guys on Chicks provided a stern warning about the logistics of wedding festivities. A listener asked about planning a joint bachelor/bachelorette party, and Big Cat shut it down immediately, citing the inevitable social friction of combining two very different groups of friends.

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Big CatBig Cat

A joint bachelor party between the groom and bride is a terrible idea

Don't do this. This is a bad idea. One side is not happy about this. Deep down they don't really want to do it. The only way this can work is if you have about a 90% clearance rate on both sides of the groomsmen and the bridesmaids being single... otherwise don't do it. It's never fun.

Subjective relationship advice.

It doesn't matter how much you like your future brother-in-law; nobody wants to split a giant group dinner tab with twenty strangers.

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Win
Sep 28, 2022
#24545
Big CatBig Cat

Cooper Rush has played himself into a lucrative contract as a competent NFL backup

Cooper Rush three and O is a starter. Looked like Cooper Rush has now made himself a lot of money because he does, he's, he doesn't look incredible, but he looks more than competent as a backup... the ball kind of jumps off his hand sometimes... he's made himself a lot of money as a backup.

Cooper Rush signed a 2-year, $5 million contract with the Cowboys in 2023, confirming his status as a well-paid backup.
Win
Sep 28, 2022
#24547
Big CatBig Cat

Joe DiMaggio's 56-game hitting streak is the most unbreakable record in sports

Joe DiMaggio's record is just the most 56 56 games in a row with getting a hit is just so stupid. That is so stupid. If, if we're doing a list that will never be touched of the most unbreakable records, I would say the, the hitting streak...

The record still stands and is widely considered one of the hardest to break in all of sports.
Win
Sep 28, 2022
#10342
PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

Kansas not being ranked in the Top 25 is a travesty based on 'helmet rankings'

Kansas not being ranked is a travesty as well. That is stupid. It's just that's a total helmet ranking. Yes. If they were any, like if Kansas were USC with the same resume, they'd be like three in the country.

Kansas eventually did enter the rankings later that season for the first time since 2009.
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PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

Dude Perfect's $100 million facility is the official tipping point of the American empire's decline

Dude Perfect is building a hundred million dude facility in somewhere in Texas... I think we're gonna look back on this in the history books... as signs of American decline. Why did this Empire Fall? No, it was [Dude Perfect] building a giant monument to themselves in central Texas to the tune of 150 million. That is the tipping point of our society as a whole.

The Dude Perfect HQ project was real, but its role in the collapse of the American empire is a satirical opinion.
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Billy FootballBilly Football

Being a field goal holder is an easy job that even freshmen can do

I've been a holder. Really? Yeah. When I was like third string quarterback. It's an easy job. If you're a decent, if you're like can catch like they put like freshman as holders.

While the mechanical action is simple, the pressure and chemistry required make it a specialized role that specialists vehemently defend as difficult.

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