Doug Marrone on Bologna, Grit, and Earning Pinstripes
Grit Week is officially winding down, and the fatigue is setting in for everyone involved. After a week of RV life, drinking paint, and meeting award-winning listeners in Tampa, Big Cat and PFT Commenter are running on fumes and tactical glasses. But there is no rest for the weary when the Washington Capitals are suddenly making a deep run, leaving everyone, especially a very relaxed PFT, wondering if the curse is finally dead.
The Caps are a Team of Destiny
The vibe around the Capitals has completely shifted. After years of being the team that finds a way to lose, they handled the Lightning in Game 7 to punch their ticket to the Stanley Cup Final. Big Cat is starting to believe that the mountain has finally been summited.
This might actually be the Washington Capitals' year to win the Stanley Cup
Today is Friday, May 25th, and might actually be the Caps year. Like, it's still shocking that they're in the Stanley Cup Finals. And I'm not saying this in a mean way because I, too, root for and have rooted for loser franchises, but, like, the Caps were a loser franchise. So to get over that mountain, it takes a lot.
PFT is feeling even more bullish, citing some advanced sabermetrics that suggest the path to the Cup is basically a formality at this point.
Brad Stevens struggles because he's too good to understand Ty Lue's bad coaching
I also think that Brad Stevens sometimes struggles coaching against such a bad coach. Ty Lue is such a bad coach, and Brad Stevens is such a good coach, that he can't put himself in the mind of a serial killer. He needs to just smoke a bunch of bath salts before drawing up a gameplay against Lou because you can't guess the weird moves that he's going to make.
NBA Game 7 Fever
While the hockey world is celebrating, the NBA is delivering pure chaos with two different Conference Finals series heading for a decisive seventh game. Big Cat is calling his shot early on the drama, even though the Rockets looked dead in the water just a few weeks ago.
Both NBA Conference Finals series are going to Game 7
We're going to have two Game 7s. I'm just going to say that right now. We're going to have two Game 7s. The Rockets are not dead. I think we're going to get two game sevens. I really do.
The conversation shifted to LeBron James, who looked visibly gassed early in Game 5 against the Celtics. While some think it's just the burden of carrying a roster of builders, PFT has a more scientific theory involving the pre-game chalk toss.
LeBron James is tired because he has inhaled too many pre-game chalk fumes over the years
He is tired... it's the fact that he's inhaled so many chalk fumes over the last five years. He does his little pregame routine. His lung capacity just isn't what it used to be.
They also broke down the Warriors' struggles, specifically how the loss of Andre Iguodala has exposed a bench that is essentially just Swaggy P and a bunch of guys Big Cat doesn't trust.
The Warriors' lack of bench depth makes Andre Iguodala being out a series-ruining injury
Iguodala being out ruins everything the Warriors do because they don't have a bench. That's the problem with super teams. Can't get a bench.
Doug Marrone: The Ultimate Football Guy
Jacksonville Jaguars head coach Doug Marrone joined the show from the stadium to discuss the culture shift he brought to Florida. This is a man who define grit not by words, but by the literal sounds of a practice field. He explained to Big Cat and PFT that he can hear toughness.
You can hear grit on a football field without seeing it
I think a lot of it for me is really what I hear, meaning when the practice starts and the pads are on, I can hear grit without actually having to see it. And sometimes during the nine-on-seven drills... I'll just kind of close my eyes and listen, you know and say okay was that a good play for grit? Was that a good toughness play?
Beyond the field, Marrone might be the most interesting man in the NFL. He’s a former drama club member who once took an 'A' in English as a bribe for acting, but his true passion is processed meats. Marrone didn't just admit to liking bologna; he claimed to be the world's leading consumer of it.
I have eaten more bologna than anyone else in the world
I really believe that, at least at my age. I can say that for sure. No one can beat me in the bologna [eating competition].
He even went as far as to call it the ultimate survival tool for a nuclear bunker scenario, explaining his 'roll-up principle' and the proper way to fry it to kill off any questionable bacteria.
Bologna is the ultimate comfort food and survival food
Whenever I want to feel good, I eat bologna. If someone said, what's the one food you're bringing in that bunker? Simple: Bologna. Because it can turn into so many other meals... I fry it... Once I fry it, I kill all that bacteria and I still got a great meal.
Protecting the Shield and He Gets It
In the segments, the guys touched on the NFL’s newest anthem policy, which Big Cat noted was a classic league move: taking a story that was dying and making it needlessly complicated in the middle of May.
The NFL's new anthem rule is a trial balloon and a needles complication
It was ridiculous that they did this in the first place. Essentially bringing up a story that they wanted to have die in the middle of the summer for no reason... They not only did that, but they didn't even do it officially. It's such a perfect NFL story because they made it needlessly complicated.
We also saw the debut of a new segment, "He Gets It," specifically designed for rookies who understand the unwritten rules of being a football guy. Baker Mayfield is the inaugural winner after his drawing skills on NFL Network showed he knows his place in the Browns' hierarchy.
Baker Mayfield already 'Gets It' because he refused to draw a stripe on his Browns helmet logo
Baker draws the Browns helmet... they're like, 'Hey, why don't you have the stripe on there?' And he goes, 'Well, it's because I haven't earned my stripe yet.'... He gets it. Baker gets it.
Between Marrone's bologna obsession and the Caps' miracle run, it’s been a legendary Grit Week. If you need us, we'll be following PFT's lead and staring into the mirror like Patrick Bateman while wearing $20 tactical glasses.
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