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Jimmy Tatro, Baylor Champs, Sam Darnold And Bryson Being Low Key Cool?

Wednesday, April 7, 202120 takes

Baylor wins the National Title and Gonzaga falls short again ( - ). Tourney memories and Jake's One Shining Moment recap ( - ). Sam Darnold to the Panthers and Masters Preview with a question about Bryson low key doing cool shit ( - ). Hot Seat/Cool Throne including Paul Pierce getting fired by ESPN ( - ). Jimmy Tatro joins the show to talk about his new show Home Economics on ABC, Comedy, White Boy Summer and more ( - ). We finish with some great AWL submitted FAQ's

Jimmy Tatro on Home Economics, Baylor's Dominance, and Sam Darnold's New Start

The college basketball season ended with a thud for Gonzaga, but Baylor looked like a freight train that wasn't stopping for anyone. Big Cat was fully convinced that the Bears reached a level of dominance we haven't seen in a long time, especially after they dismantled an undefeated team that everyone had spent months crowning.

Win
Apr 7, 2021
#3396
Big CatBig Cat

No one in the world was beating Baylor in the National Championship game

No one in the world was beating Baylor on Monday night. And I think that we spent all year talking about how great Gonzaga was, rightfully so, because they were undefeated. But the real debate now is, is Baylor an all-time great team? Because they destroyed everyone in the tournament.

Baylor won 86-70 in a game that was rarely close, validating this take.

While the Zags fell short, the conversation shifted to whether they even belonged in the same tier as the champions. Big Cat is already putting Baylor in a very elite tier of historical champions, noting that their only struggle during the tournament was trying to cover a massive spread against Hartford.

Void
Apr 7, 2021
#21570
Big CatBig Cat

Baylor is already in the conversation for the best college basketball champion of the last 30 years

Baylor is already in the conversation for best champion in the last 30 years. [They] destroyed everyone in the tournament. The only team that covered against Baylor was the University of Hartford.

Baylor's 2021 run is statistically one of the most dominant in modern history, making this a widely held opinion in retrospect.

Naturally, PFT and Big Cat couldn't let Gonzaga off the hook for their strength of schedule. Between the WCC being a "Mickey Mouse" league and Drew Timmy’s mustache-stroking while being down by 15, the guys weren't exactly offering a shoulder to cry on for the Spokane faithful.

Void
Apr 7, 2021
#3398
PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

Gonzaga should absolutely play in a real conference

Well, you should play in a real conference. You should absolutely play in a real conference. Yes, I'm going to say that with my chest. And yeah, a lot of it has to do with the fact that there aren't a ton of Gonzaga fans out there. It's not like we're talking shit about the Steelers... With Gonzaga, it's like free play. Consequence free zone.

This is a subjective debate about conference strength, though Gonzaga moved to the Pac-12 in 2024, showing they eventually agreed they needed a change.

Panthers Gamble on Sam Darnold

The NFL news cycle stayed hot with Sam Darnold being shipped off to Carolina. Big Cat is skeptical about whether a change of scenery can actually fix a quarterback who has spent his career seeing ghosts, even if he is finally escaping the clutches of Adam Gase.

Win
Apr 7, 2021
#21573
Big CatBig Cat

Sam Darnold likely won't ever be an incredible quarterback and is a finished product

When does this ever work? Sam Darnold kind of probably is what he is. Even though he's with Adam Gase, is he really going to be incredible? ... It feels like a precarious way forward.

Darnold continued to struggle in Carolina, recording more interceptions than touchdowns in 2021 before eventually becoming a backup.

There was also a lot of talk about what could have been. Big Cat floated the idea that Darnold’s entire career trajectory changed the moment he caught mono in his second season. It’s the ultimate "sliding doors" moment for a guy who went from the savior of the Jets to a reclamation project in the NFC South.

Void
Apr 7, 2021
#3408
Big CatBig Cat

If Sam Darnold never gets mono, his career would have been completely different

My question is, does Sam Darnold get traded from the Jets if he never gets mono? Is that the sliding door moment of Sam Darnold's entire life? I actually kind of think it is... If he never gets mono, is he something different? And I actually kind of think yes.

This is a hypothetical 'sliding doors' scenario that cannot be definitively proven.

Jimmy Tatro and White Boy Summer

Recurring guest and newly minted sitcom star Jimmy Tatro joined the show to discuss his new ABC show, *Home Economics*. Jimmy talked about the transition from being a YouTube creator to a network TV star and his skepticism about the "White Boy Summer" movement started by Chet Hanks.

When the conversation shifted to the NBA, Jimmy, a die-hard Lakers fan, didn't hold back on the current state of super teams. He specifically targeted the Brooklyn Nets and the way Kevin Durant seems to suck the soul out of every franchise he joins.

Void
Apr 7, 2021
#3416
Jimmy TatroJimmy Tatro

Every team Kevin Durant joins becomes 'whack'

Every team KD goes to, he makes them whack, you know? I love the Warriors. The Warriors were cool. They had their thing going. And then KD showed up to the party and was like, wait, guys, include me. And then I hated the Warriors. And then, you know, he went to the Nets. And now they're like, you know... If they don't win the championship, they're so whack.

This is a subjective fan opinion about the 'coolness' or competitive merit of teams.

Jimmy also shared some mutual hatred for the Clippers with the guys. It’s not just about the rivalry; it’s about the lack of class from a fan base that started "yapping" before they ever actually achieved anything of substance on the court.

Void
Apr 7, 2021
#21576
Jimmy TatroJimmy Tatro

I hate the Clippers because they started yapping before they ever won anything

I hate the Clippers. I didn't used to hate the Clippers... It was just that once they started getting a little bit good, all of a sudden these Clipper fans, everyone wants to talk now. ... Win with grace, win with class, act like you've been there before even though you haven't.

This is a subjective fan opinion regarding team rivalry and fan behavior.

Hot Seat/Cool Throne

Hot Seat/Cool Throne featured the inevitable fallout from Paul Pierce's legendary Instagram Live session. While ESPN decided to part ways, Big Cat stood up for the Truth, arguing that a man should be allowed to enjoy his Saturday night without losing his job.

Void
Big CatBig Cat

Paul Pierce should not have been fired by ESPN for his Instagram Live video

He shouldn't have been fired. It's stupid. Let the man live. I agree. ... Paul Pierce's Saturday night is my fucking Sunday afternoon.

Whether it was a fireable offense is a subjective matter of corporate policy and public opinion.

PFT also looked toward the future of game shows, specifically Aaron Rodgers' stint as the host of *Jeopardy!*. With Rodgers' intellectual curiosity and his love for being the smartest guy in the room, PFT thinks it's a match made in heaven.

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PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

Aaron Rodgers is the perfect fit to host Jeopardy!

I do think that this is the perfect fit for Aaron Rodgers. I think it's everything that he loves. I watched Jeopardy a lot, and it features mustaches heavily, and it features the host who gets to know the answers to everything and feel smarter than everybody else, which is exactly in Aaron Rodgers' name.

Rodgers did guest host, but the show eventually moved to Ken Jennings and Mayim Bialik. Whether he was a 'perfect fit' is subjective.

To wrap things up, the guys looked ahead to the Masters, which Big Cat considers the perfect medicinal viewing after the chaos of the tournament. It's the only time of year where napping on the couch to the sound of birds chirping is considered a high-level sports consumption experience.

Void
Apr 7, 2021
#3410
Big CatBig Cat

The Masters is the best 'come down' from the stress of March Madness

There's nothing better, though, than the Masters come down from the March Madness. It is really the greatest... Like set up because it's high impact, high stress sports watching for three, four weeks. And then you get the most low impact, good on your knees, napping on the couch in and out the best type of sports watching.

This is a subjective feeling about the sports viewing experience.

Hopefully, Dustin Johnson remembered to pack his shoes this time around so we don't have any more staircase-related heartbreaks.

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More Takes

Win
Apr 7, 2021
#3400
Big CatBig Cat

Drew Timmy has no choice but to return to college after his bad championship performance

Here's something nice for Gonzaga fans. Drew Timmy played so bad in the championship game. He has no choice but to come back to college.

Drew Timme did return to Gonzaga for the 2021-22 and 2022-23 seasons.
Void
Apr 7, 2021
#3403
HankHank

If a player scores while committing a charge, the basket should still count

To fix the charge rule, because this is one of those things where there's so many and it's kind of annoying where it's like there's too many charges. They should make it so that if you score, it counts. No matter what.

This is a subjective proposal for a rule change that has not been implemented.
Void
Apr 7, 2021
#21571
Big CatBig Cat

The ability for players to transfer freely makes college basketball much better

I love the fact that everyone's able to transfer right now. I think it makes the whole league better, or the whole college basketball better, because I'd rather see the talent spread out, and I'd also rather see players that want to compete for a job and be a starter.

The impact of the transfer portal on the quality of the game is a matter of ongoing debate among fans and analysts.
Void
Apr 7, 2021
#21572
Jake MarshJake Marsh

If college coaches can hop from school to school without waiting, players should be able to do the same

If coaches can hop from school to school and not have to wait, players should be able to do the same thing. I love it.

This is a philosophical take on fairness and labor in college sports.
Open
Apr 7, 2021
#3405
PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

Gonzaga will never win a National Title

So, all right, to put a bow on it, Gonzaga will never win a title. I mean, they didn't play against a single ranked team in the entire year of 2021... The WCC is a – it's Mickey Mouse. That's right. It is a Mickey Mouse league.

As of 2024, Gonzaga still has not won a National Championship.
Loss
Apr 7, 2021
#3406
PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

Both the Jets and Panthers will finish the season 9-8 after the Sam Darnold trade

Both teams finished this trade 9-8. That's really what it comes down to.

The Jets finished 4-13 and the Panthers finished 5-12 in the 2021 season. Mediocrity would have actually been an improvement for both.
Loss
Apr 7, 2021·FAQ
#3418
Big CatBig Cat

You must eat only white cheese if you want to live to 100

I had a cab driver once from LaGuardia who was like, if you want to live to 100, you got to eat only white cheese. He's like, the minute you eat yellow cheese, you're going to kill yourself... He said it was such authority that I was like, damn. He must be right.

Fact ClaimFoodMildSarcastic
There is no medical evidence that the color of cheese correlates with living to 100.
Loss
PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

We should solve global warming by painting the equator black like eye black to block the sun

Let's paint the equator black. Like an outfielder wearing the stuff on their cheekbones trying to absorb the glare from the sun. To me, that seems like an elegant solution. And I think that the world would look cooler if it had a belt.

OpinionLifeScorchingSarcastic
Painting a line around the Earth would not solve global warming and is physically impossible in the suggested manner.
Void
Big CatBig Cat

LeBron James never would have won the 2020 title if fans were in the stands

LeBron. Because he never would have won a title if there were fans. Seriously.

This is a non-verifiable hypothetical about the impact of the COVID bubble environment.
Void
Apr 7, 2021·FAQ
#3420
PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

The cancelation of Barstool Van Talk saved their lives

We would all be super mega rich film stars or dead. Dead. That's my go-to answer when everyone, if anybody asks me a question like that, it's like, yeah, I would have died within six months. We did it for fucking seven days and I was pooping blood.

This is a subjective assessment of personal health and stress levels.

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