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Keegan Bradley, Steelers TE Pat Freiermuth, Mt Rushmore Of Heavy Machinery + Fyre Fest

Friday, June 30, 202321 takes

We’ve got a perfect game from the Yankees (-). We rate the NHL draft based on names and the Colts have a gambling problem (-). Mt Rushmore of heavy machinery (-). Keegan Bradley joins the show fresh off his Travelers Championship to talk golf, belly putting, and how cool Michael Jordan is (-). Pittsburgh Steelers Tight End Pat Freiermuth joined the show to talk football, Kenny Pickett, Jersey Jerry, Big Ben and tons more (-). We finish the show with a movie review of The Heat + Fyre Fest of the week (-).

Keegan Bradley on Travelers Win and MJ, Pat Freiermuth on Steelers 2023

The boys are wrapping up a long week at Pinehurst, and Big Cat is already taking the victory lap for his unrecorded hole-in-one. While the golf trip has been exhausting, the real sports world gave us a perfect game from Domingo German. PFT was quick to point out the Yankee lore involved with perfect games, while Jake was more concerned with German’s off-field standing. Beyond the mound, the conversation shifted to Shohei Ohtani’s absurd dominance, which led PFT to stake his claim on the Angels star.

Void
Jun 30, 2023
#4935
PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

Shohei Ohtani is the best baseball player to ever live

I think we can say Ohtani's the best baseball player to ever live.

While subjective, Ohtani's 2023 season was historically unprecedented, winning him a second unanimous MVP.

Before getting into the guests, the group revisited their recent content slate, including the MLB fantasy draft that was recorded during a particularly boozy celebration for Hank's birthday. PFT isn't exactly bullish on how that one will be received by the AWLs.

Void
Jun 30, 2023
#4938
PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

The MLB Fantasy Draft we recorded is the worst thing we've ever done

I think it's without a doubt the worst thing that we've ever done. Yeah. It's just, it's just guys saying names and then most of the names have already been said before.

Subjective fan reception, though the 'Baseball Draft' episodes are often polarizing among the audience for their repetitive nature.

Mount Rushmore of Heavy Machinery

This was a Mount Rushmore designed for the soul of Billy Football. Big Cat and PFT led things off with the Tank, a classic military powerhouse, but Billy took the concept of scale to an entirely different level with his first pick.

Win
Jun 30, 2023·Mt. Rushmore
#4960
Billy FootballBilly Football

The Nuclear Powered Aircraft Carrier is the ultimate piece of heavy machinery

Nuclear powered aircraft carrier... they can just go forever because they got a nuclear reactor on board... China doesn't have an actual [one]... It's why we're the GOAT.

The US Navy operates 11 nuclear-powered aircraft carriers, which is the most in the world by a wide margin.

Other highlights included the car crusher, which Hank and Max defended for its pure therapeutic value, and the crane, which sparked a ten-minute debate on how cranes are actually built. Billy tried to explain that smaller cranes build bigger cranes, but the logic eventually collapsed under the weight of the guys asking where the very first crane came from. It was a classic PMT rabbit hole that ended with PFT taking a jackhammer in the late rounds just to spite the concept of the list.

Keegan Bradley: Travelers Champ and MJ’s Golf Obsession

Keegan Bradley joined the show fresh off an emotional win at the Travelers Championship. He opened up about the mental grind of the final round and how he survived a fan chirping him about choking on the 17th tee. Keegan also got real about the belly putter ban, which he feels derailed a significant portion of his prime.

Void
Jun 30, 2023
#22980
Keegan BradleyKeegan Bradley

The USGA's ban on the belly putter was a major mistake that cost me money and potential Ryder Cup appearances

I would think a lot of times of how much money this [belly putter ban] cost me or how many Ryder Cups maybe this cost me or majors or whatever... it was a tough time but I now when I look back, it's great cuz I shoved it, you know, screw them and now I feel better than ever.

This is a subjective assessment of his own career trajectory, but he did experience a notable dip in performance immediately following the ban.

Naturally, the conversation turned to his friendship with Michael Jordan. Keegan painted a picture of a guy who simply does not have a biological off-switch when it comes to competition.

Void
Jun 30, 2023
#22981
Keegan BradleyKeegan Bradley

Michael Jordan is more obsessed with golf than any other human being I've ever met

I've never met anybody that loves golf more than [Michael Jordan]. That's awesome. And like, after these days... he'll do this for three weeks on end. Like he's just, his, everything about him is wired different. Next day I'm like getting up. Meanwhile, he's 60 years old... he's not the same human being I am.

MJ's golf obsession is well-documented, making this an extremely plausible and interesting character observation.

Keegan also discussed his desire to return to the Ryder Cup, explaining that the atmosphere is unlike anything else in golf. He’s all for bringing that level of intensity and clear division to the sport more often.

Void
Jun 30, 2023
#22982
Keegan BradleyKeegan Bradley

Golf should embrace more Ryder Cup-style atmospheres with partisan crowds and clear villains

I think golf needs to go more in that direction [Ryder Cup atmosphere]. I think it's great. Like even the competition between LIV guys and tour guys. I think it's great. Yeah. It's awesome.

This is a matter of sports marketing and preference, though it aligns with the trend toward more entertainment-focused golf coverage.

Pat Freiermuth: The Standard and Big Ben

Steelers tight end Pat Freiermuth dropped by to talk about the transition from the Big Ben era to Kenny Pickett. He shared a great story about Ben calling him the day after he was drafted while Pat was still nursing a massive hangover. Even with Ben retired, Pat still believes the future Hall of Famer has plenty left in the tank.

Void
Jun 30, 2023
#4948
Pat FreiermuthPat Freiermuth

Big Ben Roethlisberger could still play in the NFL right now

Big Ben... He definitely could. He definitely could [still play]. Yeah. Yeah. He definitely could. Yeah.

Roethlisberger remained retired and has not attempted a comeback, making it a 'what if' scenario.

As for the current quarterback, Pat is firmly in the camp that hand size is a non-issue and that the "two gloves" look is actually a weapon for Kenny Pickett.

Void
Jun 30, 2023
#4954
Pat FreiermuthPat Freiermuth

Kenny Pickett's hands are the perfect size to play in Pittsburgh

I think his hands are perfect. Yeah, I think his hands are perfect. They're nice hands.

Hand size is a physical measurement, but its 'perfection' for a specific city is subjective.

When it came time for season predictions, Pat didn't hold back. He’s projecting a nearly flawless campaign for the 2023 Steelers, with a very specific reason for why they might drop one game at the end.

Loss
Jun 30, 2023
#4951
Pat FreiermuthPat Freiermuth

I guarantee the Steelers will go 16-1 this season

Guarantee it 16 and oh... 16 and 1. [Loss in week 17] Because you pull all your starters cuz you have the number one seed locked up. Exactly.

The Steelers finished the 2023 season with a 10-7 record.

Fyre Fest of the Week

Hank’s Fyre Fest involved his father calling him specifically to tell him how much he hated Hank’s Taco Bell Mount Rushmore picks. PFT, meanwhile, is dealing with a horticultural crisis after accidentally shipping a six-foot-tall live tree to his old apartment in New York. His plan to have Billy rescue it and ship it to Chicago sounds like the start of a very bad buddy comedy. PFT ended the segment by reminding everyone that despite the occasional Taco Bell miss, he remains the king of the Mount Rushmore segment.

Void
Jun 30, 2023·Fyre Fest
#22987
PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

I am definitively the best Mount Rushmore drafter in the history of the show

I think I'm easily, you know, I'm a humble guy, but I'm pretty far and away the best Mount Rushmore drafter on this show over the years.

This is self-promotion following a notable failure, making it a classic subjective PMT moment.

Always remember to check your shipping address before ordering a living organism to your lobby.

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Void
Jun 30, 2023
#4930
PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

North Carolina is one of the most underrated states in the country and is easily a top-three state overall

I actually think North Carolina is one of the most underrated states. It might be in my top three states overall. It's got everything. Got some very cool places. Asheville, awesome city in the mountains... Great beaches. Great golf. Great basketball.

State rankings are entirely subjective.
Win
Jun 30, 2023
#22978
PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

North Carolina is the rightful home of the Wright brothers over Ohio because they actually performed the first flight at Kitty Hawk

For the record, I'm on the side of North Carolina. This is like they did the flight at Kitty Hawk... Ohio's gotta get to the back of the line. It's basically like, oh, their parents had sex in Ohio. They try to count that as a dub.

While both states have historical claims (birthplace vs. flight location), the literal flight happened in NC, making PFT's specific point about location technically correct.
Open
Jun 30, 2023
#22979
PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

Cleveland Guardians catcher Bo Naylor is the future of the position in the MLB

Bo Naylor is the future of catchers. Yes.

Bo Naylor has become a solid MLB starter, but it's still too early to tell if he is the definitive 'future' or a top-tier elite catcher.
Loss
Jun 30, 2023·Picks
#4931
Big CatBig Cat

The Ravens are my Super Bowl pick for this year

I think I'm gonna take the Ravens, but I don't know what their price is right now. I think it's like 22 to one. I think that's gonna be my Super Bowl pick this year.

The Ravens finished the regular season with the best record in the NFL but lost to the Chiefs in the AFC Championship Game.
Loss
Jun 30, 2023·Picks
#4933
HankHank

I'm betting big on Kirk Cousins and the Vikings this year

I went hard on the, on the Vikings. Ooh Vikings. Okay. Feeling a little bad about last year. I'm back. Yeah, I'm back on Kirk Cousins.

The Vikings finished 7-10 and missed the playoffs in 2023, while Kirk Cousins suffered a season-ending Achilles injury in Week 8.
Win
Jun 30, 2023
#22983
Keegan BradleyKeegan Bradley

Relationships between American and European golfers genuinely change for the worse after playing in a Ryder Cup

Once you play in a Ryder Cup relationships change with Americans and Europeans. Like guys that you were like, it's not, it's it get on Sunday night, everyone gets together and has drinks and it's fun... but relationships change because of this tournament cuz it's really passionate and it gets intense.

This is a verifiable social claim within the world of pro golf, often echoed by other players regarding the intensity of the event.
Void
Jun 30, 2023
#4940
Keegan BradleyKeegan Bradley

To fix a slice, you should just hit the ball as hard as you can

The biggest misconception is to swing easy and try to like, like if you're like, when I'm at my most nervous, sometimes I swing as hard as I can... especially if you ease into it, you're gonna slice, you're gonna hit it to the right. So if I was you guys, just hit it as hard as you can.

This is a legitimate swing thought for some golfers to ensure they release the clubhead, though it may not be universal advice.
Void
Jun 30, 2023
#22984
Pat FreiermuthPat Freiermuth

James Franklin is a 'weird dude' but the perfect head coach for 18-to-22-year-olds in college

He just had some interesting talks about just, I don't know. Just he's a weird dude. Yeah. But I love him. [He is] a perfect example of a guy who's great at college... when it comes to like 18 to 22 year old kids, he's the perfect coach.

Franklin's consistent success at Penn State and Vanderbilt supports the idea that he is a top-tier college coach.
Void
Jun 30, 2023
#22985
Pat FreiermuthPat Freiermuth

Najee Harris needs to stop trying to hurdle defenders because he's going to keep getting hit in the nuts

I always tell [Najee Harris], I don't know how you jump... I need my feet on the ground the whole time. Like there's a lot of bad things that could happen when you're up [like getting hit in the nuts].

This is a humorous observation, but the physical risk of hurdling in the NFL is a legitimate concern for many coaches and players.
Win
Jun 30, 2023
#22986
Pat FreiermuthPat Freiermuth

I would never fight a Penn State wrestler because those guys are absolute freaks

I wouldn't fight any of the Penn State wrestlers... there are some freaks. Yeah. They are like Bo Nickal and I'm good. Yeah, he's dude, he's insane.

Given Penn State's dominance in wrestling and Bo Nickal's MMA success, this is a very safe and accurate opinion.
Void
Jun 30, 2023·Movie Review
#4957
PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

Melissa McCarthy is one of the most underrated comedic actresses of the last 20 years

Melissa McCarthy's very funny. One of the most underrated comedic actresses of the last 20 years.

While she has two Oscar nominations and two Emmys, PFT is expressing a personal valuation of her comedic talent.

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