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Max Homa on Fortnite Wins, Sam Pittman on the Hogs, and Big Ben's Injury Cycle
Big Ben is back on the injury report with a left pec strain, which is the most predictable news in football. As PFT Commenter pointed out, this is actually the worst possible scenario for the rest of the AFC North because an injured Ben Roethlisberger is statistically the most dangerous Ben Roethlisberger.
PFT CommenterBig Ben is going to play much better now that he is on the injury report
It's irrelevant to the fact that [Ben Roethlisberger] is going to play way better this week. And now that he's on the injury report... he needs to have some adversity.
Speaking of quarterbacks who are physically falling apart, Carson Wentz now has two sprained ankles. Big Cat can't find a single difference between the current version of Wentz and Jameis Winston, other than the fact that Jameis is at least having fun while he turns the ball over.
Big CatThere is no difference between Jameis Winston and Carson Wentz
What is the difference between Jameis [Winston] and Carson Wentz? There's not a lot at this point. They both are very, very funny when they're trying to make plays... Carson Wentz is like Elmer Fudd where he's kind of the butt of the joke. He's still like out there trying to make things happen, but six times a game, he fires a shotgun and it backfires into his face.
Up in Green Bay, Aaron Rodgers got his "get right" game against the Lions, but Big Cat isn't ready to offer any peace or love back to the reigning MVP. Between the hair and the general vibe, the vibes are just off for number 12 right now.
Big CatAaron Rodgers' hair looks tacky and gross
I hate him. He looks tacky and gross with his hair. His hair looks terrible... this hair is gross. He looks gross. He's tacky.
Chaos in the College Football Landscape
College football is finally delivering the high-level chaos we've been craving since 2007. Alabama actually looked human against Florida, and several top teams are showing massive cracks. Big Cat is already recalibrating his playoff picture based on which teams actually look competent through three weeks.
Big CatIf the College Football Playoff started today, my final four would be Georgia, Alabama, Oregon, and Penn State
If they started the college football playoff today, my final four would be Georgia and Bama, which obviously not new colors, but Oregon and Penn state new colors. And that's our color update.
While Georgia and Penn State look like the real deal, other blue bloods are struggling to maintain any semblance of respectability. PFT Commenter is officially out on the Spencer Rattler hype train, calling Oklahoma exactly what they look like right now.
PFT CommenterOklahoma is a big time fraud
I do think that Oklahoma's big time fraud. Yeah. Big time fraud. They, they just, they don't look good at all. Like Spencer Rattler was, he's got the name. I thought he was going to be great. Mostly just because of the name... but he hasn't looked great.
Max Homa: The Fortnite Invitational Champion
Our good friend Max Homa joined the show fresh off a victory at the Fortinet Championship. While the internet tried to claim it wasn't a real tournament because it happened during NFL Sunday, Max was quick to point out that the number one player in the world was in the field.
Max HomaDespite the field and the timing, my win at the Fortinet Championship counts as a real golf tournament win
Even if we had to do it in the background, not on TV, I'm going to count it as a real, a real golf tournament. Number one player in the world [Jon Rahm] played. So how can you do better than that?
Beyond the win, the conversation turned to the "monkey on the back" of Max's Major record. Big Cat laid out the roadmap for Max to transition from a Twitter star to a serious golf legend, and it all starts with Sunday at Augusta.
Big CatMax Homa must make a Sunday cut in a Major to be seen as more than a Twitter personality
I think the answer is actually the same. It's you gotta be like competitive on a Sunday in a Major and then it goes away... you need to be in the mix on, you know, a Sunday in Augusta.
Sam Pittman and the Arkansas Turnaround
Coach Sam Pittman joined to discuss the 3-0 start for the Razorbacks and the culture shift in Fayetteville. He's a true offensive line guy at heart who still writes handwritten letters to recruits every single night. The passion for his program is undeniable, as he made it clear where he thinks the best school in the country is located.
Sam PittmanArkansas is the greatest university in the entire country
I know people think I'm crazy when I say, I think this is the greatest university in the country. I, I do. I mean, that's my opinion. I can have it. And, and that's what I believe. And I want people around me believe the same thing.
Hot Seat/Cool Throne
Big Cat's Hot Seat is his own mouth. After a brutal trip to the dentist involving blood, pain, and a lecture from a hygienist, he has a simple piece of advice for the listeners who have skipped a few years of cleanings.
Big CatIf you haven't been to the dentist in over three years, just never go again
Anyone who has not been there for more than three years, just never go again ever... she was the dental hygienist was just ripping up my mouth, blood everywhere. And she was like, if you did, if you came in every six months, none of this would have happened. And I was like, well, what if I just never came in again? None of this would've happened... I would recommend it to all of you... It is absolutely the worst.
On a more serious note, Matt Nagy is firmly on the Hot Seat for his handling of the Bears' quarterback situation. Between the bizarre press conferences and the refusal to lean into Justin Fields, Big Cat has seen enough to label the situation a disaster.
Big CatMatt Nagy is now a full-blown clown car
Matt Nagy, because I think actually now he's full clown car... afterwards he left his press conference. He finished his press conference. He sent someone from Bears PR back out to tell the reporters, Andy Dalton is the team starting quarterback. When he is healthy... so now it's just, now he's a clown car.
To wrap things up, the guys handled some bizarre Guys on Chicks questions, leading to a debate about the mechanics of public urination and Big Cat making a bold claim about his abilities on a bicycle.
Big CatI can successfully pee off a moving bicycle without getting off
I peed off the bike... I would be pedaling and I was leaned over. I could absolutely do it right now. Get me a bike, Jake... I will prove it.
If you see a man leaning precariously over a moving bike in the streets of Manhattan this week, just know he’s trying to prove a point.
