BizNasty on Stanley Cup Predictions, Guys on Chicks, and Playoff Recaps
The vibes are high because the Many Womping is officially back on. After a shaky Game 1 that had Hank seeing nightmares in his sleep, the Celtics responded by turning the Bucks into a highlight reel of three-pointers and defensive clamps. Big Cat and PFT break down the absolute beatdown in Boston, which saw Jaylen Brown and Al Horford looking like world-beaters while Giannis Antetokounmpo was left trying to carry the load alone.
The 'Many Womping' is officially back on for the Celtics
I was worried... but from my sources on the ground, inside the building, they said Grant Williams walked up to Giannis [Antetokounmpo]... the Many Womping is still backing up. I feel back. Many Womping back on.
While the Celtics looked dominant, Big Cat is quick to remind everyone that this is far from over. Both these teams are too talented for a sweep, and the counterpunch from Milwaukee is coming once they head back to the Fiserv Forum.
The Celtics vs. Bucks series is going to go seven games
I think we all set it on Sunday when the [Bucks] won game one, we're like, this is going to be a seven games series. Both these teams are really, really good. And you expected an answer like this from the Celtics tonight because they're a really fucking good team.
Over in the Western Conference, Ja Morant reminded everyone why he is the most electric player in the league right now. The Grizzlies evened things up with the Warriors in a game that felt more like a street fight than a basketball game. Between Dillon Brooks getting ejected for a hit on Gary Payton II and everyone on the court seemingly getting poked in the eye, the intensity has reached a boiling point. Big Cat even proposed a new way to officiate these high-stakes games based on the sacred laws of the blacktop.
The NBA should judge flagrant fouls by whether the play would start a fight in a pickup game
I basically judge flagrant fouls. Would this foul start a fight in a pickup basketball game? That one [Dillon Brooks on Gary Payton II] would have started a fight instantly. Instantly. Not everyone who's played pickup basketball knows there's a difference.
BizNasty in Studio
Our good friend Paul Bissonnette, better known as BizNasty, joined the show to dive deep into the Stanley Cup Playoffs. Biz is currently balancing his time between the Spittin' Chiclets empire and his new gig on TNT, where he’s becoming best friends with Wayne Gretzky. He gave us the lowdown on the Maple Leafs' chances and why he thinks the back-to-back champion Lightning might finally be running out of gas.
The Tampa Bay Lightning are 'fucked out' and will lose to the Maple Leafs
I just think they're fucked out. You know, when you just been fucking all night long and finally it's 6:00 AM and the sun's coming up and you're like, I'm blowing dust. They went back-to-back, man. A lot of hockey. Your central nervous system can only handle so much. I think that the Tampa Bay Lightning are done.
Biz didn't stop there, breaking down why Cale Makar is essentially a glitch in the Matrix for opposing defenses and which teams have the depth to actually survive the gauntlet that is the NHL postseason. While he loves the parody of the league, he's leaning toward a heavyweight battle for the final.
The Stanley Cup Final will be Colorado vs. Florida and it will be the most electric ever
I think this is a year where the favorites get to the top. I think it's going to be Colorado and I think it's going to be Florida. And I think it will be the most electric Stanley Cup Final of all time... both of those teams are extremely fun to watch.
He also gave us some incredible behind-the-scenes insight into the coaching style of Daryl Sutter in Calgary. Apparently, if you're a player on the Flames, you better hope your family planning doesn't interfere with the chase for the Cup, because Sutter is not a fan of distractions.
Daryl Sutter doesn't want the distraction of players having children during the season
If you want to be on [Daryl] Sutter's bad side, you would have a kid born in the midst of the season. If you knock up your wife and she's gonna give birth during the course of the season, you might as well just fucking ask for a tray [trade]. He takes it away and doesn't want, he doesn't want any distractions.
Hot Seat/Cool Throne
Hank kicked off Hot Seat with a legendary rant against Yankees announcer John Sterling. After another series of calls where Sterling seemed to be watching a completely different game, Hank is calling for the legend to hang it up before he ruins his own legacy by being blind in the booth.
John Sterling has become a parody of himself and needs to retire from the Yankees booth
My hot seat is John Sterling. I think this is a bit at this point... [Sterling] is blind. For the third time, it wasn't even close. He needs to quickly make the decision so he can say that he's retiring and everyone can just praise him so that he doesn't have to deal with what's going to probably happen a few more times.
Big Cat moved to the Hot Seat with a literal pain in the balls, noting the staggering amount of nut shots occurring in the NBA playoffs. From Robert Williams to Luka Doncic, no one is safe. He argued that the physical toll of a kick to the groin is vastly underrated by the general public.
Getting hit in the nuts is worse than childbirth
Women don't realize that childbirth is not that hard when you've gotten hit in the nuts. Your balls feel like they're going to explode and your stomach feels like it's going to cave inside of itself. It's like having all of your periods at once.
Finally, the guys checked in on the Cincinnati Reds, who are off to a historically bad start. Things have gotten so bleak in Cincy that fans are resorting to some pretty extreme measures of protest involving the stadium’s iconic Toyota Tundra.
Reds fans should defecate in the Toyota Tundra at the stadium to protest the owner
A Reds fan posted yesterday saying... 'I will be scaling the wall to defecate in the bed of the Toyota Tundra.' I just liked that Reds fans are fighting back. This is how you fight... maybe it will make people go shit in their trucks.
We wrapped things up with a very special edition of Guys on Chicks featuring Biz, where we learned way too much about Canadian bedroom preferences and why everyone needs to be careful about what names they shout out in the heat of the moment.
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