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Red Sox Win WS, Week 8 NFL Recap + Andy Staples Talks CFB

Monday, October 29, 201813 takes

NFL Week 8 fastest 2 minutes ( - ). The Red Sox won the World Series and we recap the end of the baseball season. David Price is clutch now, Clayton Kershaw isn't, and how did Dave Roberts keep putting Ryan Madson into games? ( - ) NFL Week 8 recap. Hue Jackson is historically bad, Jameis gets the Done Chain, Todd Gurley screwed America, and the Panthers are really good plus more from the weekend in the league ( - ). Whos back of the week ( - ). SI CFB writer Andy Staples joins the show to break down what the first playoff rankings will look like on tuesday, how anyone can beat Alabama, Pac 12 mess and will the Big Ten be the same? ( - ) Segments include Football guy of the week, trouble in paradise for Ty Lue, in defense of Joe Buck

Recap

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Clayton Kershaw is still kind of a bum in the playoffs

Clayton Kershaw still kind of a bum. Whew. That was tough. If [David] Price had done what Kershaw did, you'd be killing him. Bum is hard. But today was a moment... when you give up a two-run homer in the first inning, that's tough.

Kershaw had a 7.36 ERA in the 2018 World Series and famously struggled in postseasons for much of his career until 2020.
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Take Slip·Oct 29, 2018
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Manny Machado is the perfect villain for baseball

Manny Machado, the world's biggest jerk. I love Manny Machado. I don't want him on the Cubs, but I love this guy... It was his coming out party as a real asshole, and I love it. Because the world... we need villains. And Manny Machado was the perfect villain.

This is a subjective opinion on entertainment value, but Machado remained one of the most polarizing figures in the sport.
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Take Slip·Oct 29, 2018
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The Dodgers' bullpen would be their undoing

I said that the Dodgers' bullpen was going to be their undoing. From the start. I also said Red Sox in five. So not to brag, but I called it.

The Red Sox did win in 5 games, and the Dodgers' relief pitching (Madson) was a major factor in the collapse.
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Take Slip·Oct 29, 2018
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Never trust a 'cat guy' like Todd Gurley

This goes along with my long-held opinion. You don't trust a cat guy. [Todd Gurley]'s got two cats. Anybody that makes the honest decision to have an animal live in your house that also craps in there, I will not trust you with a single thing.

The take is about personal trust and pet ownership, which is inherently subjective/comedic.
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Take Slip·Oct 29, 2018
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Kirk Cousins will not win big games for the Vikings

But that's one of those games that if you're a Vikings fan, you have to ask yourself, we paid Kirk Cousins to win those type of games, and Kirk Cousins isn't going to win those type of games. He's not going to win those type of games... Kirk Cousins will not win big games, but he can win enough games to get you in the playoffs.

Cousins eventually won a playoff game against the Saints in 2020, but the narrative of him struggling in big/prime-time games largely persisted throughout his Vikings career.
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Take Slip·Oct 29, 2018
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Hugh Jackson is statistically the worst coach in NFL history

Out of 219 coaches with a minimum of 40 games coached, Hugh Jackson ranks 218th all-time in winning percentage. The only one who is worse, former Eagles head coach Burt Bell. He's last, but he couldn't be fired because he was also the owner. That's how bad Hugh Jackson is as a coach.

Hugh Jackson went 3-36-1 with the Browns (and 8-8 with Oakland), giving him an abysmal .205 win percentage, indeed one of the lowest ever for a long-tenured coach.

Who Is Back

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Take Slip·Oct 29, 2018·Who's Back
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The Bears will be in first place in the NFC North (for now)

The Bears are back. They're number one. NFC North. Just saying. I don't know if we'll hold on to it for very long, but you have to enjoy the small steps, okay?

The Bears actually did much better than 'holding on for a bit' — they won the NFC North in 2018 with a 12-4 record.
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Take Slip·Oct 29, 2018·Who's Back
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I'm withholding all judgment on Josh Rosen for his rookie year

I'm officially saying this whole year, too early to judge. I learned my lesson from Jared Goff. I like that. What about Sam Darnold? Too early to judge.

While wise to wait, Josh Rosen and Sam Darnold did eventually prove to be busts, so early negative indicators were actually correct.

Interview

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Take Slip·Oct 29, 2018
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The 2018 College Football Playoff will include Alabama, Notre Dame, Clemson, and Michigan

The Final Four, if I'm projecting it out at the end of the season, would be Alabama, Notre Dame, Clemson, in some order... And then Michigan. My top four now are Alabama, Notre Dame, Clemson, LSU. But I'm projecting, obviously, that Alabama beats LSU.

The final 2018 Playoff was Alabama, Clemson, Notre Dame, and Oklahoma. Michigan lost to Ohio State 62-39 at the end of the season, knocking them out.
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Take Slip·Oct 29, 2018
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Clemson is the only team that can go toe-to-toe with Alabama

Clemson feels like the only team that could go toe to toe with Alabama. And I'm not sure. Cause if you get Clemson, when they hit kill mode, I don't think Notre Dame or Michigan or LSU would be able to hang with him.

Clemson famously beat Alabama 44-16 in the National Championship game, proving they could not only hang with them but dominate them.

Football Guy Of The Week

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Take Slip·Oct 29, 2018·Football Guy of the Week
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Winning big college football games requires changing up jerseys to get everyone excited

That's how you win football games. That's how you win big football games. You change up the jerseys, get everyone excited, don't pay the players, put all that money into doing different jerseys every week. New helmets.

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This is a satirical take on momentum and superstition.

Trouble In Paradise

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Take Slip·Oct 29, 2018·Trouble in Paradise
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The Cleveland Cavaliers should hire J.R. Smith as a player-coach

I am in full support of player coach J.R. Smith. J.R. Smith, player coach. Get it trending. Do it. Petty War. NBA Twitter, you got this.

J.R. Smith was never hired as a player-coach; he was eventually exiled from the team and then joined the Lakers.

In Defense Of Joe Buck

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Take Slip·Oct 29, 2018·In Defense Of Joe Buck
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Joe Buck is the best announcer of the last 30 years

Do you think that Joe Buck is the best announcer of the last 30 years? Yes. I think Joe Buck, although he's getting so much credit now... Throw your Joe Buck sucks take out the window. Which is true.

Subjective media opinion, though Buck's resume of World Series and Super Bowls is unmatched in that window.