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Rob Schneider, Dungeons And Dragons, NBA Playoffs And B1G Football Is Back

Wednesday, September 2, 20209 takes

NBA Playoffs and Game 7 recap . The Rockets need to get out of our face, Marcus Smart went off, and Jimmy Butler is that guy ( - ). Hot Seat/Cool Throne including Alvin Kamara, B1G Football is back and Hank is now using Billy as his doctor ( - ). Rob Schneider joins the show to talk about his new special, SNL, and Boner Dogs ( - ). Timm Woods joins the show to continue our Dungeons and Dragons adventure

Recap

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Take Slip·Sep 2, 2020
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PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

The Nuggets will get smoked by the Clippers in the next round of the playoffs

I think that the Nuggets Are Gonna Get Smoked next round. Yeah, I don't care how many inches they have on their team Clippers are - about my are million units Clippers game 1.

The Nuggets actually defeated the Clippers in 7 games after trailing 3-1, one of the biggest upsets in bubble history.
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Take Slip·Sep 2, 2020
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Big CatBig Cat

James Harden will never get in shape

Will James Harden ever get in shape? No. I mean he's late to the bubble. I want to saying because he was out of shape... he does that like he'll do it in a game. He'll drive really hard to the hoop. And then the next like three plays [be like] I'm not running up and down.

This is a subjective long-term opinion on a player's conditioning and playstyle.
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Take Slip·Sep 2, 2020
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PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

Chris Paul would easily be a top three or four US men's soccer player

Chris Paul's personality makes you forget how good a basketball he is because he's the worst anytime. Yeah. Well in the nuts anytime the guy shit, but he's awesome... I still think he would be Top three top for US men's soccer player. Yes easily.

While CP3 is an elite athlete, the claim that he could play for the national soccer team with zero training is purely satirical.
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Take Slip·Sep 2, 2020
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HankHank

Nobody in the Eastern Conference can beat the Celtics

I don't see who's beating [the Celtics]. Okay, that's definitely not the Bucks because they stink.

The Celtics lost to the Miami Heat in the Eastern Conference Finals in 6 games.
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Take Slip·Sep 2, 2020
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Big CatBig Cat

Jimmy Butler is a top 20 NBA player

Jimmy Butler, I think we're witnessing the emergence of a top-20 player in the NBA. I am fully onboard... I think now Jimmy Butler is a top 20 NBA player.

Butler was named All-NBA Third Team in 2020 and led a 5-seed to the Finals, broadly validating this ranking at the time.

Hot Seat Cool Throne

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Take Slip·Sep 2, 2020·Hot Seat/Cool Throne
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Big CatBig Cat

Alvin Kamara appearing on the trading block is the worst possible news for fantasy owners

Anyone who drafted early for fantasy and took Alvin Kamara. Yep. He is on the trading block now, which is I mean a lot of people probably took them in there with their first pick first round. That's like the worst thing you can see is the trading block.

Kamara was not traded; he signed a huge extension days later and had a career year (21 touchdowns), making the trade rumors a non-issue for fantasy owners.

Interview

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Take Slip·Sep 2, 2020
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Rob SchneiderRob Schneider

Every generation of SNL fans thinks the current cast sucks compared to the original stars

I also remember think everybody saying we suck, right guys? You're not as good as the First cast and I was like, I know... but I said, I think we're okay. I think you know for our generation of kids growing up watching us, we're going to be their Chevy Chase and Bill Murray.

This is a subjective observation about cultural cycles that is widely recognized as true by media critics.
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Take Slip·Sep 2, 2020
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Rob SchneiderRob Schneider

You only need 20 minutes of great comedy material to become a star in Los Angeles

Jay Leno said many years ago to me, all you need is 20 minutes to become a star in LA. Everybody says how much time you got, everybody says I got two hours. Who wants to listen to two hours of comedy material? If you have 20 minutes and if you have five minutes that kills every time, you can be a star.

While subjective, this is a standard piece of industry wisdom in the stand-up world.

Other

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Take Slip·Sep 2, 2020
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Billy FootballBilly Football

Platypuses are the only venomous mammals

Fun fact platypuses are the only mammal that are venomous... they are the only mammal that are venomous. How about that?

Several other mammals are venomous, including certain species of shrews, solenodons, and the slow loris.