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Ryan Whitney 11/02/16

Wednesday, November 2, 201615 takes

Game 7, the greatest 2 words in sports as the Cubs extend the World Series. Game 6 recap and MACtion talk ( - ). Hot seat, cool throne ( - ). Former NHL player Ryan Whitney joins the show to talk hockey, what's wrong with the NBA and his knuck chucking record ( - ). Segments include Hurt or Injured Mike Zimmer, PR101, Thoughts and Prayers and the debut of our new segment "Magical Tweets"

Ryan Whitney on the NHL, Spittin' Chicklets, and Game 7 Excitement

We have reached the two greatest words in all of sports: Game 7. As Big Cat prepares for his soul to either be redeemed or crushed by the Chicago Cubs, PFT is already looking behind the curtain. Between Joe West being called in to "grease the wheels" and MLB potentially wanting to distract from a certain team's logo controversy, the narrative is set.

Win
Nov 2, 2016
#13851
PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

The 2016 World Series is engineered for the Cubs to win in seven games

I think that this has all been engineered behind the scenes, and you're going to be the one that reaps all the rewards. So congratulations in advance on tonight's World Series champion, your 2016 Chicago Cubs.

The Cubs did win Game 7 and the World Series.

Big Cat is riding high after Game 6, even if Joe Maddon’s bullpen management was a bit questionable. Bringing in Aroldis Chapman during a blowout in the 9th inning felt like a move for a guy who just loves to over-manage, and PFT is worried about the physical toll.

Push
Nov 2, 2016
#13849
PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

Aroldis Chapman's ankle will be swollen and he will feel the injury in Game 7

Tomorrow it's going to swell. [Chapman] is going to feel it. He's probably, I don't know, maybe he's got some recovery water... but tomorrow it's going to swell. He's going to feel it.

Chapman pitched 1.1 innings in Game 7, allowing 2 runs (including the Rajai Davis homer), though his physical status regarding 'swelling' was not the primary storyline compared to his fatigue.

Hot Seat, Cool Throne

Following a brutal loss to South Carolina, Butch Jones is firmly on the Hot Seat. While Hank is ready to move on from the Butch era in Knoxville, Big Cat is leaning into the most dangerous phrase in college football: "Next year is our year."

Loss
Big CatBig Cat

Next year is finally Tennessee's year and Butch Jones needs one more season

I'm going to say that you've got to give Butch Jones one more year. He's got a good recruiting class, and next year is Tennessee's year. I really think so.

Tennessee went 4-8 in 2017 and 0-8 in the SEC, arguably the worst season in program history, resulting in Butch Jones being fired.

On the Cool Throne side, Jay Cutler is back in the saddle for the Bears, mostly because every other quarterback on the roster has been deleted from existence. Meanwhile, PFT is keeping a close eye on the Rams and Jeff Fisher's legendary survival instincts.

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PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

Jeff Fisher will start Jared Goff in the next three to four weeks to avoid being fired

I'm going to call my shot. Within, I'm going to say, three or four weeks, depending on the record, I think Jeff Fisher is going to make the call. He's going to move Jared Goff up. And at that point, you can't fire a coach when he's developing a quarterback. So that's going to buy him two more years.

Goff made his first start exactly three weeks later (Nov 20). However, it did not buy Fisher two years; he was fired in December 2016.

Ryan Whitney

Former NHL player and current Barstool podcaster Ryan Whitney joined the show to give us a proper hockey season preview. Whitney, who spends his time sharing a single microphone with the legendary Rear Admiral on the couch, thinks the league is currently being run by a kid in Edmonton who might be better than everyone else combined.

Win
Nov 2, 2016
#13861
Ryan WhitneyRyan Whitney

Connor McDavid is the best hockey player in the last 10-15 years

Connor McDavid, for all you hockey guys out there, is probably the best player in the last 10, 15 years. I mean, he's like a Sidney Crosby, Ovechkin-type guy, so he's exciting to watch.

McDavid has since won multiple Hart Trophies and is widely considered the best player in the world, vindicating this very early take.

Whitney also broke down why the Capitals are still the team to beat and gave some degenerate gambling advice for anyone looking to make a quick buck on the Senators' lack of defense.

Loss
Nov 2, 2016
#13867
Ryan WhitneyRyan Whitney

You need to hammer the over on the Ottawa Senators every night

You need to start betting the over on the Ottawa Senators every night. I'm talking hammering. They're not great defensively, but they can score goals. They are commonly in like 4-3, 5-3 games... I haven't been doing as great as I'd hoped, but I believe they're going to come around.

The 2016-17 Senators actually became much more defensive under Guy Boucher, eventually becoming an 'under' team as the season progressed.

We touched on the massive gap between NBA and NHL salaries, which led to some speculation on how LeBron James would handle the physicality of the rink. While LeBron has the frame, Whitney isn't sure he has the "hockey guy" grit to play through the minor stuff.

Void
Nov 2, 2016
#13868
Ryan WhitneyRyan Whitney

LeBron James would be the best hockey player ever but would never play due to minor injuries

LeBron would be the best hockey player of all time... [but] he wouldn't play in one because in the preseason he'd probably get like an elbow bruise. Like, you know when you, like, hurt your bursitis in your elbow?

This is a subjective comparison of athletic potential and toughness that can't be proven.

Segments

The show debuted a new segment called "Magical Tweets," where we dissected Magic Johnson’s incredible ability to name 16 different people as the frontrunner for NBA MVP. Magic is covering every single base, including some names that PFT is willing to bet his entire identity on.

Win
PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

I will get a sex change if Jimmy Butler wins NBA MVP

I'll put this out. I will go ahead and I'll have a sex change if Jimmy Butler becomes the MVP. I will become Marlon's woman. Done.

Russell Westbrook won MVP in 2017. Jimmy Butler has never won an MVP award.

We also checked in on Mike Zimmer, who is currently "Hurt or Injured" (or just a Football Guy) after a minor procedure that conveniently let him skip some media availability. Finally, we looked at the NBA's "Priorities" after seeing the contracts handed out to guys like Steven Adams and Rudy Gobert.

Loss
Nov 2, 2016·Priorities
#22425
PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

NBA teams should replace high-paid stars with soldiers and teachers for 100% win rate

The Oklahoma City Thunder, instead of signing Steven Adams, they could have signed 446 teachers a year to play basketball for them... Can you imagine an NBA team that was just soldiers and teachers? Never lose.

A team of teachers and soldiers would literally never win an NBA game against professional athletes.

If the Thunder want to actually win a title, they clearly need to start recruiting more from the local PTA and the armed forces.

Good luck to Big Cat's heart in Game 7.

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More Takes

Void
Nov 2, 2016
#22426
Big CatBig Cat

Aroldis Chapman being brought in for the 9th inning of a 7-run game was weird managing

The ninth was a little weird when it ended up being a seven-run game. But we shall see.

Subjective opinion on baseball strategy, though widely shared by analysts at the time.
Win
HankHank

Butch Jones is on the hot seat at Tennessee

My Hot Seat's Butch Jones. South Carolina took the big L to them. He's had a rough season. They had some national championship hopes. They've lost a lot of games, so I think he's on the hot seat.

Butch Jones survived the 2016 season but was fired during the 2017 season after a poor start.
Win
Big CatBig Cat

Jay Cutler is on the Cool Throne for the foreseeable future in Chicago

Well, considering the fact that Brian Hoyer is out for the year, Connor Shaw is out for the year, Matt Barkley, who knew that he was in the NFL until he came in for a couple plays, I think Jay Cutler is cool throne for a while here. Finally, some continuity at quarterback for Chicago.

Cutler was released by the Bears in March 2017 after the season ended.
Loss
Nov 2, 2016
#13863
Ryan WhitneyRyan Whitney

The Washington Capitals will win the Stanley Cup this year

I like Washington. I can't get away from it. Everyone says it's their time, I'm telling you... they're so deep and you can tell that they're kind of almost one of those teams [waiting for the playoffs].

The Capitals won the Presidents' Trophy in 2016-17 but were eliminated in the second round by the Penguins. They did not win the Cup until the following year.
Win
Nov 2, 2016
#13865
Ryan WhitneyRyan Whitney

NHL teams are generally locked into their final standings by Christmas

I think if at Christmas, Christmas right around the new year, if the team is – that's pretty much where you see a lot of teams are going to end up where they are then. They can go up and down a little bit, but bearing a huge kind of run or something like that, teams are kind of going to end up where they are around Christmas.

Statistically, a high percentage of teams in a playoff spot by Thanksgiving/Christmas do end up making the playoffs, though it is not absolute.
Void
Nov 2, 2016
#22424
Ryan WhitneyRyan Whitney

Hockey guys must check their kids' candy bags for tampered candy after trick-or-treating

Yeah, you know, I mean, you got to check the candy bags when you get home, though, eh?

This is a subjective parenting/lifestyle opinion rooted in the 'hockey guy' trope.

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