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TJ Oshie, Spurs Force A Game 7, Baseball and Presidents + Fyre Fest Of The Week

Friday, May 29, 202620 takes · Transcript ↓

Spurs Force a Game 7 Saturday night after they kill the Thunder and the series has gotten increasingly chippy with storylines everywhere (-). Mitchell Robinson broke his pinky. Vegas is headed to the SCF. We discuss Christopher Sanchez’s dominate month and Presidents plus the USMNT coach is taking meetings for his next job before the World Cup (-). TJ Oshie joins the show to talk about playoff hockey, being captain America, the upcoming American Century Golf Tournament, plus he settles some current PMT debates (-). We finish the show with some birthday presents for Max and Fyre Fest of the week.You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Netflix. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/pardon-my-take

The NBA is giving us exactly what we wanted: a Game 7 in the most chaotic series of the year. Big Cat is leaning into the madness as the Spurs and Thunder head to a decider, fueled by SGA's flopping discourse and Victor Wembanyama's silent treatment after Game 5.

Void
May 29, 2026
#30588
Big CatBig Cat

The Spurs vs. Thunder series is the most toxic series in NBA history

The most toxic series in the NBA is going seven... the Sj discourse, Wendy's henchman, Wemby not going to do media after game five, the blowouts, the officiating. It's toxic. Everyone hates everyone. I love every second of it, but it is toxic.

Whether a series is 'the most toxic in history' is subjective and part of the show's hyperbolic sports discourse.

Wemby might be the next face of the league, but Big Cat wasn't thrilled with the rookie skipping his media obligations after a rough outing.

Void
May 29, 2026
#30589
Big CatBig Cat

Victor Wembanyama skipping the media after a bad game is a 'lame ass move' for a future face of the league

I like Wemby a lot. That's a lame ass move to not go and talk to the media, especially when you want to be the face of the league... You gotta just go and face the music when you have a bad game. We criticize Rory [McIlroy] when he does this... when you lose, you gotta just face the music.

The value of media availability is a matter of sports etiquette and opinion.

While the series has been a back-and-forth affair of blowouts, PFT thinks the drama ends here with a dominant Oklahoma City performance to close it out.

Open
May 29, 2026
#30590
PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

The Thunder will win Game 7 against the Spurs easily

I think that the thunder win and they win easily in game seven. And we're seeing that a lot. It's like extended series, but the the games themselves aren't particularly close.

Outcome of the May 30th Game 7 (fictional 2026 timeline) is pending relative to the episode date.

Hockey Talk with Captain America

TJ Oshie joined the show to discuss his retirement, the state of the NHL playoffs, and his upcoming trip to the American Century Championship in Lake Tahoe. He broke down the Vegas Golden Knights' incredible run and why Carolina is such a nightmare to play against. He even gave some insight into whether his longtime teammate Alex Ovechkin will be back on the ice next season.

Open
May 29, 2026
#30595
TO
TJ Oshie

I lean toward Alex Ovechkin returning to the Capitals for another season rather than retiring

Me and O [Ovechkin] had a couple pops multiple times... honestly both times he would say something that would lead me to think that he was leaving and then he would say something else that made me think he was coming back... the fact that he didn't make a decision early... it makes me think that there's a better chance that he is coming back... I personally lean that he's gonna be back.

Ovechkin's 2026-27 season status is pending relative to the episode date.

Of course, we had to revisit the 2014 Olympics. Oshie walked through all six of his shootout attempts against Sergei Bobrovsky with the kind of confidence that only a guy who saved a nation's morning drinking session can have.

Void
May 29, 2026
#30597
TO
TJ Oshie

I would put myself up against anyone in the world in a shootout

At that time, probably any time, like probably even now, I would put myself up against anyone in the world in like a one-on-one shootout thing, right. And so in that moment it didn't feel super big to me 'cause it was just like I was having, I was literally smiling out there.

Inherently subjective as a 'who is better' claim, though his historical stats support high-level proficiency.

Before letting him go, the guys got Oshie to settle some internal PMT debates. It turns out that while he respects the grace of the ice, he’s a firm believer that some things are just more impressive than others in the sports world.

Void
May 29, 2026
#30603
TO
TJ Oshie

Figure skating at the Olympic level is more impressive and harder to master than sprinting on a track.

The things that figure skaters do on the ice, the best hockey player in the world wouldn't even come close, like not remotely close. I think figure skating at the Olympic level, I think it's more impressive.

The difficulty of mastering different sports is inherently subjective.

USMNT Coaching Chaos and Philly Pitching

The soccer world is in a tizzy because Mauricio Pochettino reportedly took a meeting with AC Milan right as the USMNT is gearing up for a major tournament. PFT tried to play the role of the level-headed apologist, but Big Cat wasn't having any of it.

Void
May 29, 2026
#30594
Big CatBig Cat

USMNT coach Mauricio Pochettino meeting with AC Milan right before the World Cup is a 'terrible look'

US coaches leaving? He's supposed to be the guy. Can he wait till we compete in the World Cup to announce that he's leaving? ... Why are you doing that, dude? ... It'd be like Steve Kerr running a USA basketball practice right before the NBA finals... Could you just pretend you want the job for a little bit longer?

The perception of 'bad optics' is subjective, though common in sports media.

Over in the MLB, Max is finally getting his flowers as his beloved Phillies are riding the arm of Christopher Sanchez. Sanchez is putting up numbers that haven't been seen since the era of presidents who died from eating too many cherries.

Win
May 29, 2026
#30601
MaxMax

Christopher Sanchez is having one of the most dominant and historic pitching months in the history of baseball.

[Christopher Sanchez] hasn't given up a run in the month of May, zero runs. And in that span he's gone eight innings, 10 K, 10 K, seven innings, seven K, nine innings, 13 K, eight innings, six K, seven innings, nine Ks. Five straight games of going at least seven innings while without giving up a run. He's the only person in the past, I think a hundred years to go a full month without giving up a run while having five starts.

This claim refers to a specific modern era record being set in May 2026 within the show's context.

Fyre Fest and Field Goal Posts

Fyre Fest of the week featured PFT realizing that owning a pool is essentially a full-time job that involves fighting off frogs and monitoring pH levels like a scientist.

Void
May 29, 2026·Fyre Fest
#30604
PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

Owning a pool is significantly more work and responsibility than most people realize.

Owning a pool is so much work that you don't think that it's going to be... it is really, it's a lot of responsibility. I'm just trying to get from sun up to sundown, making sure this pool stays alive. I was not ready to be a father to a pool.

The effort required for pool maintenance is a matter of personal perspective and experience.

Big Cat, meanwhile, is entering his Pokemon era against his will, while Zac issued a stern warning to anyone thinking about leaving the comfort of a gaming console for the hellscape of PC tech support.

Void
May 29, 2026·Fyre Fest
#30599
ZacZac

Never switch from a gaming console to a PC; it's a trap of technical support hell

Listen, there's gonna be a time and a place where your friends try to convince you that it's time to move away from the console and go to the computer. Oh, I'm here to just tell you guys don't do it. I've been in the throes of tech support email hell for the better part of like nine weeks... It's an impossible task.

The difficulty of PC maintenance versus console simplicity is a matter of user experience and opinion.

The show ended with the announcement of a very special new addition to the office: a literal field goal post from the San Diego Chargers' old practice facility. Hank is skeptical about the logistics, but the vision is clear: we’re chipping balls through the uprights by Monday.

If you don't hear from us next week, we probably fell off a chair trying to install 45 feet of steel in the gym.

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More Takes

Void
May 29, 2026
#30591
MemesMemes

Mitchell Robinson's broken pinky shouldn't affect his game because he doesn't shoot or dribble

It sucks if he doesn't play... But if he does play and just tapes it up, I don't think it affects his game at all. Because he doesn't shoot, he doesn't dribble. All he does is play defense. Just shoot it [free throws] with your left hand.

Whether an injury affects a player's defensive effectiveness (grip for blocks/rebounds) is partially objective but hard to isolate.
Win
May 29, 2026
#30600
Big CatBig Cat

The Vegas Golden Knights reaching three Stanley Cup Finals in nine years while only missing the playoffs once is a crazy level of success.

The Golden Knights are, it's pretty shocking the fact that they have been a franchise for nine years and this is their third trip to the Stanley Cup final. They have won one, lost one. This is their third. They have also gone to the playoffs in those nine years. They have missed the playoffs one single time. It's a crazy run by them.

The Golden Knights have indeed had unprecedented success for an expansion franchise, though the specific 2026 counts depend on the episode's fictional timeline.
Void
May 29, 2026
#30592
PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

NHL playoff seeding is broken and leads to non-competitive conference finals

I agree with the people now that say that the seating in the playoffs and hockey screwed up. I hate it. You get non-competitive series the later you get in the playoffs, it should be the opposite... the fact that it's reached this point where we're getting non-competitive series in the conference finals on a pretty regular basis is very bad for the sport.

Seeding fairness and entertainment value are subjective critiques of sports league structures.
Void
May 29, 2026
#30593
Big CatBig Cat

JJ McCarthy gave an honest answer about his relationship with Kyler Murray, and we shouldn't criticize him for it

Kyler Murray said... 'just trying to help JJ McCarthy anyway I can.' Then they asked JJ McCarthy, he's like, 'it's like being in school. We're just sitting on opposite sides of the room. We don't really interact.'... I think we're all hypocritical when it comes to how athletes talk... he gave his honest answer. We should embrace that.

Evaluating the quality of media answers is a matter of opinion.
Void
May 29, 2026
#30602
PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

It is normal and expected for international soccer coaches to interview for new jobs right before the World Cup.

This is normal... this is how it happens in the World Cup. This happens like every time. Every coach interviews to take other jobs after the World Cup... those teams interview coaches as soon as they possibly can.

While controversial, it is a common industry practice for coaches to line up their next move before a major tournament ends.
Win
May 29, 2026
#30596
TO
TJ Oshie

The Montreal Canadiens must score the first goal and likely the second to have a chance against the Hurricanes.

Montreal the only way they can get back is if they score the first goal in game five. They absolutely have to score the first goal and they probably have to score the second goal too, because there's no team in the league... that would be harder to chase from behind than Carolina.

The Canadiens lost Game 5 (and the series) after failing to sustain offensive pressure.
Void
May 29, 2026
#30598
TO
TJ Oshie

Titty fucking is overrated

I'd say over, yes.

This is a purely subjective sexual preference.
Void
May 29, 2026·Fyre Fest
#30605
PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

It should be mandatory to pee in the pool.

Let's be honest, like my pool has a mandatory, you will pee in this pool.

This is a hyperbolic stance on pool hygiene and a matter of preference.
Void
May 29, 2026·Fyre Fest
#30606
Big CatBig Cat

I have peed in every single pool I have ever been in.

I peed in every single pool I've ever been in my entire life.

This is a personal admission that cannot be externally verified.
Void
May 29, 2026·Fyre Fest
#30607
ZacZac

Growing up as a PC gamer instead of using a console is a sign of bad parenting and childhood trauma.

If you grew up with a PC, if that's how you've always been... you might've grown up wrong. You might've been guided from a young age, that's on your parents. That's bad parenting. That's a therapy thing, that's a trauma thing.

The choice of gaming hardware is a matter of opinion and not linked to parenting quality.

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