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Trevor Bauer, Patrick Mahomes Got PAID And Tik Tok Drama
Tik Tok drama has never made us feel so old but it's so fucking funny ( - ). Patrick Mahomes got PAID. We discuss the contract and the future of the Chiefs and how much Mitch Trubisky will get paid ( - ). Hot Seat/Cool Throne include Jake Marsh breaking down wild Mahomes stats and PFT thinks he can be an NFL kicker ( - ). Reds pitcher Trevor Bauer joins the show to talk about baseball coming back. how the testing is going, and his feud with Scott Boras ( - ). Segments include PR 101 for DeSean Jackson, Mt Rushmore of offensive trademarks Dan Snyder tried to claim were worse than the Redskins and Guys on Chicks.
Recap
Big CatPaying Patrick Mahomes this much money will inevitably hurt the Chiefs' roster depth
The ultimate question now is will paying Patrick Mahomes this much hurt the team? And of course it will because he's going to be paid a lot of money. And is it going to be worth it in the long run when you have to figure out a way to Cobble together a team by paying Patrick Mahomes as well.
Big CatPatrick Mahomes is already a Hall of Famer
There are 13 guys who have won Super Bowl MVP and League MVP... nine of them are in the Hall of Fame. The other three are Aaron Rodgers, Peyton Manning, Tom Brady. Then the 13th is Patrick Mahomes. So essentially you're saying he's already a Hall of Famer. Yes. He is already in the upper echelon of NFL players.
Big CatI would hammer the under on Patrick Mahomes winning 3.5 more Super Bowls
If you though said over under Super Bowls for Patrick Mahomes, and you said it at let's say three and a half, I would hammer the under and that's nothing against Patrick Mahomes. That's just the NFL.
Big CatI would give up my left leg from the knee down to have Patrick Mahomes on the Bears
I think I'd give up a leg to have Patrick Mahomes on the Bears. A full leg, knee down... left leg. You don't need your legs in your 40s. I just couldn't imagine having [him]. Everyone would assume you were a veteran.
Big CatThere is no chance the MLB's plan for reopening works
I think it's time to have an honest conversation about MLB's plan for reopening. There's no chance that it works. I've reached a point where I'm just like I've given up.
PFT CommenterThere is a 5% chance the Giants or Jets sign me as an emergency kicker if their kicker tests positive for COVID
If the Jets or the Giants lose a kicker the night before a home game and they have to put him in quarantine and I'm available... I'll drive to MetLife Stadium every Sunday morning... it's a 5% chance that it actually happens.
PFT CommenterI am better at kicking field goals than 50% of the players on the New York Red Bulls
I think I am better than 50% of New York Red Bulls soccer players at kicking field goals in football. From 35 yards, yes. Then 50% of MLS, yes.
Hot Seat Cool Throne
Big CatKim Kardashian has a better chance of being President than Kanye West
I actually do think that I don't think it's going to be Kanye. I would actually think that Kim [Kardashian] has a better chance of being pressed. Absolutely. In like five, ten years, 100%.
Interview
Trevor BauerPlaying in empty stadiums will minimize the value of home field advantage
I think it's going to minimize the value of home field. Generally you get a lot of adrenaline and momentum when you're coming back in a game or when you're in a big situation and your home crowd is going crazy. So it's going to kind of level that out.
Trevor BauerScott Boras effectively runs the MLB players' union
He [Scott Boras] can plead ignorance all he wants... he makes all sorts of ridiculous claims about... it doesn't matter which agency you're actually with, I run the union [MLBPA] anyways, you're going to have to deal with me.
Trevor BauerI am a better pitcher than Curt Schilling was through age 28
I find it really fun to just position a position where like you're [Curt Schilling] either worse than me or you have to admit that advanced stuff matters. I'm better than him with certain regular stats at this point in my career through 28 years old.