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Woody Paige, Mt Flushmore Of Life's Small Victories With Brian Koppelman

Wednesday, April 29, 202013 takes

Jameis is a Saint and Baseball is trying its best to come back ( - ). Hot Seat/Cool throne including aliens and we need documentary help ( - ). ESPN's Around the Horn Woody Paige joins the show to talk about his career, voting for TO in the Hall of Fame, his chalkboard, and winning at Around the Horn ( - ). Segments include the Mt Flushmore of life's greatest small victories with Brian Koppelman ( - ), bad visual Alex Smith and Guys on Chicks.

Woody Paige on Around the Horn, Jameis Winston's Saints Deal, and Mt. Flushmore of Life's Small Victories

The Jameis Winston era has officially arrived in New Orleans, and Big Cat thinks everyone is missing the bigger picture while they're busy laughing at the contract numbers. It's not about the money; it's about the long game under Sean Payton.

Win
Apr 29, 2020
#18602
Big CatBig Cat

Jameis Winston signing with the Saints is a genius move to eventually become the starter in waiting

It actually is genius move by him because Drew Brees you have to think... maybe this year's is last year. Maybe he's got two more years. If you could ingratiate yourself to Sean Payton and what they have going on there... that's actually a very smart thing to do to be the guy in waiting.

Jameis did eventually become the starter for the Saints in 2021 after Brees retired, although injuries hampered his tenure.

PFT has been crunching the numbers to find a reason for optimism, and it turns out the solution to the 30-30 season might just be staying away from the elements. If Jameis can just play in a dome forever, the Saints might have a Hall of Famer on their hands.

Win
Apr 29, 2020
#18603
PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

Jameis Winston's passer rating is 35 points higher on turf than on grass

His grass versus Turf split you ready for this... on grass 22 touchdowns 27 interceptions on Turf 11 touchdowns three interceptions. Wow, his passer rating is almost it's 35 points higher on Turf than it is in Grass.

The splits mentioned for Jameis's 2019 season were 78.4 on grass and 113.8 on turf—exactly a 35.4 point difference.

Regardless of how the backup reps go, Jameis is already in rare air when it comes to volume stats. Big Cat pointed out that even if he doesn't throw a single pass this year, his career trajectory is still pacing with legends.

Push
Apr 29, 2020
#26962
Big CatBig Cat

If Jameis Winston throws zero touchdowns and zero interceptions this year, he'll still be second all-time at the age of 27 for both stats, only behind Dan Marino

I got a stat for you: if Jameis Winston throws zero touchdowns and zero interceptions this year, he still will be second all-time at the age of 27 for touchdowns and interceptions, only behind Dan Marino.

By age 27 (end of 2021 season), Winston had 135 TDs and 91 INTs. Marino had 196 TDs and 131 INTs. Winston was actually quite high on the list for volume at that age due to starting so young, though the 'zero TD/INT' hypothetical is a bit of a stretch.

Baseball's Weird New World

Baseball is trying its hardest to come back, and the rumors about restructured divisions have the guys excited. Big Cat is fully on board with leaning into the chaos of a shortened season rather than trying to pretend it's business as usual.

Win
Apr 29, 2020
#18604
Big CatBig Cat

The 2020 MLB season should be as weird as possible, including restructured divisions

If this season is going to be weird make it really fucking weird... I love this idea that they're going to restructure how the divisions are... it would be so disappointing if they did a shortened baseball season and nothing was different... I don't need to see the Cubs for the Pirates 19 times. I want to see weird shit happened.

MLB did implement several 'weird' changes for 2020, including a 60-game season, universal DH, 7-inning doubleheaders, and the 'ghost runner' in extra innings.

Of course, it wouldn't be a PMT baseball segment without a slight toward Christian Yelich. Big Cat is so confident in his anti-Yelich stance that he’s putting his entire career on the line if the Brewers star ever gets caught in a scandal.

Win
Apr 29, 2020
#26963
Big CatBig Cat

I will retire if Christian Yelich ever gets caught doing steroids

I will retire if Christian Yelich ever gets caught doing steroids. Boom. Oh man, I can't get insurance plan out on that. Nope, that would be great.

As of 2024, Christian Yelich has never been linked to or caught using steroids.

Hot Seat/Cool Throne

Hot Seat/Cool Throne hit on everything from the Patriots' fullback situation to the sudden realization that Tom DeLonge might be the smartest man alive. PFT is mourning the retirement of James Devlin but thinks the Ravens have already found the heir apparent in the draft.

Loss
PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

The Ravens drafted the next James Devlin in the 2020 NFL Draft

The Ravens got who I believe to be the next James Devlin in the draft... they got a guy from Kennesaw State... he's six foot tall runs a 4.4 840, 230 pounds and then put up 35 reps on the bench... I'm not even to say his name because he's a fullback. Back and you'll find out his name soon enough.

Bronson Rechsteiner was signed as a UDFA by the Ravens but was released before the season started. He eventually pursued a career in professional wrestling (as Bron Breakker), so he did not become the next James Devlin.

Speaking of the Blink-182 frontman, the recent Pentagon UFO videos have everyone rethinking their stance on extraterrestrials. PFT isn't entertaining any skeptics at this point.

Void
PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

If you don't believe aliens exist, you are an idiot

if you don't think that aliens exist your fucking moron. What does it like that seems like such an obvious thing. I guess. He's more passionate about it, but I would say the people who are like, oh, yeah, there's no aliens there there the idiots.

The existence of extraterrestrial life remains scientifically unproven, making this a subjective matter of belief and probability.

Big Cat shifted the focus to the pandemic economy, identifying some very specific industries that are absolutely cleaning up right now, ranging from data nerds to the doctors who refuse to stop wearing bow ties on cable news.

Void
Big CatBig Cat

Data visualization designers and bow tie manufacturers are the secret winners of the pandemic economy

I actually think bow ties are getting a big boom because every time I turn on CNN, there's a fucking weirdo doctor... what do they do wear a bow tie. The people who are making the the gifts of like, you know, like the spread of coronavirus the charts. It's got to be off the charts for them right now.

This is a humorous observation/opinion on pandemic trends and cannot be factually evaluated.

Woody Paige and Brian Koppelman

The legend Woody Paige joined the show to discuss his 18-year run on Around the Horn and his time as a Big J journalist. Woody shared incredible stories about playing blackjack with Michael Jordan and the evolution of the chalkboard bit that became his trademark. It was a masterclass in sports media history from the man who holds the record for both the most wins and most losses in ESPN history.

To wrap things up, Brian Koppelman joined for a Mt. Flushmore of life's small victories that turned into a surprisingly emotional and uplifting segment. PFT led the charge with a victory that every person who has ever lived in a humid climate can relate to.

Void
PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

The first blast of air conditioning on a super hot day is a top-tier life victory

the first first time you step inside and feel that blast of air conditioning on a super hot day... it just it feels like heaven just had on washes over you.

Subjective appreciation of comfort.

Big Cat went for the cinematic angle, describing that specific feeling when the world around you suddenly matches the track playing in your headphones.

Void
Big CatBig Cat

There is a specific feeling of being in a movie when the perfect song hits at the right time

When you have the perfect song Come On whether it be in the car or when you're walking and you feel like you're in a movie... when that perfect song hits for your mood for the weather for everything and it just feels like you are in the middle of your own movie.

This is a subjective emotional experience.

The draft got extremely granular when the topic of food came up. Big Cat broke down the anatomy of a pizza slice with the precision of a surgeon, identifying the exact moment a slice reaches its peak.

Void
Big CatBig Cat

The perfect bite of pizza is the 'transition bite' right before you reach the full crust

My third one is going to be when you get the perfect bite of pizza and what I mean by that is it's got some crust but it also has some tomato sauce and cheese left right before you get full crust. So it's the transition bite... that is so deep to me.

This is a subjective food opinion and cannot be factually proven or disproven.

We also got a quick check-in on Alex Smith’s recovery and his future in the league, with PFT predicting a long and lucrative second act for the veteran quarterback. If the first post-quarantine tailgates are half as good as the guys imagine, we’re in for the greatest fall in human history.

Hopefully, we're back in the bars sooner rather than later, but until then, keep your sack unstuck from your leg.

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Loss
Apr 29, 2020
#26966
PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

Alex Smith will eventually land a front office job and make a lot of money

[Alex Smith] is regarded as one of the most solid dudes in the NFL... he's going to go somewhere in a front office and make a lot of money for a long time.

Alex Smith retired and became an analyst for ESPN rather than taking a front office role, though the door may still be open in the future.
Loss
Apr 29, 2020
#18609
Big CatBig Cat

The 2020 football season will feature the greatest tailgates of all time if fans are allowed

every football tailgate this is probably the greatest thing ever do you think that when we get back but I don't... it just doesn't seem realistic... if we hit the bars and we're like you know what I kind of miss being at home.

The 2020 NFL season mostly occurred with empty or limited-capacity stadiums, meaning the 'greatest tailgates ever' didn't happen until at least 2021 when full crowds returned.

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