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Feb 28, 2020·FAQ
#10273
Big CatBig Cat

Winning a foot race against your girlfriend is a lose-lose situation

I don't care how much gloating she was doing before the fact if you beat your girlfriend and a foot race, and then you're like, yes suck it bitch. I'm faster than you. That's probably going to end your relationship. So you almost have to throw it.

OpinionLifeMildSubjective
This is a subjective social observation about relationship dynamics.

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Feb 28, 2020
#10264
PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

Tom Brady hates everyone in the Patriots organization and wants to get out fast

I'm reading that as Tom Brady hates everyone in the Patriots organization is looking to get out of town as fast as possible.

OpinionFootballHot
While Brady did leave for the Buccaneers shortly after this, the claim that he 'hates everyone' is hyperbole, though relationship tensions were well-documented.
Loss
Feb 28, 2020
#10265
Big CatBig Cat

Bill Belichick is interested in Andy Dalton to prove he can win with anyone

A lot of people have been saying the reverse that Bill Belichick would be interested in Andy Dalton because if you can win a Super Bowl with Andy Dalton, then everyone will say wow. This guy can do anything he walk on water.

Hot TakeFootballHot
The Patriots did not sign Andy Dalton; they eventually signed Cam Newton after Brady left.
Void
Feb 28, 2020
#10266
PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

If Tom Brady wins with the Chargers, he's officially better than Eli Manning

If he went to the Chargers and then read far back and prove once and for all... if he's able to win with the Chargers [he is better than Eli Manning].

OpinionFootballFireSubjectiveSarcastic
Brady did not go to the Chargers, and the comparison to Eli Manning is inherently a comedic/subjective take.

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Feb 27, 2026
#20391
Big CatBig Cat

Betting the over on Alabama basketball is a cheat code

Alabama by the way is a cheat code if you want to get in on it. It's just betting their overs. They just never stopped missing. This has been like, oh, two weeks now they're over under for the first half was 45 and a half points last night. They scored 69 in the first half.

OpinionCBBMedium
The 'cheat code' status of a team's over is based on a specific run of games; eventually, Vegas adjusts the lines.
Win
Feb 27, 2026·Fyre Fest
#20399
Big CatBig Cat

I am offering a $10,000 bounty to find the UNC staffer who punched a Duke staffer

I will not sleep until we find this UNC staffer who punched one of your guys... Let's put a bounty on it. I will offer $5,000. [PFT]: I'll match. [Big Cat]: $10,000 if anyone can find the UNC person who punched a Duke staffer after the game. $10,000 cash. Give us the footage leading to their arrest.

Fact ClaimCBBHot
The bounty itself is a factual offer made by the hosts.
Void
Feb 25, 2026
#20258
Big CatBig Cat

Tua Tagovailoa's market value is non-existent relative to his contract

Everything's on the table for the Dolphins. Tua could be a fullback. What would you... What do you think the Dolphins would say yes to for a trade for Tua? Like a sixth round pick for Tua? A jugs machine? I don't know what the hell would Tua's market be?

OpinionFootballHotSubjectiveSarcastic
The Dolphins' internal view on 'everything being on the table' is a subjective claim about team strategy.