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May 19, 2021
#1055
Uncle ChapsUncle Chaps

The entire NFC North could fit inside the landmass of Jacksonville

Did you know the entirety of the NFC North could fit inside Jacksonville? Every other city. Chicago, Detroit [In the landmass of Jacksonville]. And they only add up to like half of Jacksonville.

Fact ClaimFootballMedium
Jacksonville is 874.6 sq mi. Chicago (234), Detroit (142), Minneapolis (58), and Green Bay (55) total 489 sq mi. They actually DO fit, but Chaps' claim that they only add up to 'half' of Jacksonville is the part that is mathematically loose, and the general vibe is hyperbolic.

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May 19, 2021
#1043
Big CatBig Cat

The NBA play-in tournament is stupid

I've decided I'm not going to be Mr. No Fun. I'll just let the playing game happen. I'm not going to tweet that this is stupid. I'm just going to sit here and be right in my silence because... This was stupid.

OpinionBasketballMediumSubjective
The NBA play-in tournament has remained a permanent and generally popular fixture of the NBA season, though opinions vary.
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May 19, 2021
#1044
PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

The Wizards are a regular season team not built for the play-ins

The Wizards are not built for the play-ins, the regular season team. But we do get another game of play-in basketball in Washington.

OpinionBasketballMedium
The Wizards did win their second play-in game against the Pacers to make the 8-seed, though they were eliminated in the first round 4-1 by the 76ers.
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May 19, 2021
#1045
Billy FootballBilly Football

You cannot win in the NBA when Robin Lopez is your go-to guy

I also think anytime Robin Lopez is like your go-to guy... You're probably not going to win that game. Doing some post moves on everyone's ass.

OpinionBasketballMedium
While Lopez had a productive veteran career, teams relying on him for 30+ minutes or as a primary option generally didn't reach championship levels.

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Aug 9, 2023
#28058
Uncle ChapsUncle Chaps

Trevor Lawrence will win NFL MVP and the Jaguars have the league's best skill positions

I'm gonna put a lot of money on [Trevor Lawrence] winning the MVP. 'cause the odds have gotta be insane. And he's so good. And now having Calvin Ridley... I don't know if you've seen the clips from their camp. Calvin Ridley's a freak. The Jags might have across the board the best skill positions.

PredictionFootballHot
Lamar Jackson won the 2023 MVP. Trevor Lawrence and the Jaguars struggled down the stretch, missing the playoffs entirely, and Lawrence was not in the MVP conversation.
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Oct 12, 2022
#13103
Uncle ChapsUncle Chaps

Trevor Lawrence sucks at throwing the deep ball

I don't think [Trevor Lawrence] sucks, but he definitely sucks throwing the deep ball, which makes him suck. And they don't really have anybody to catch it either... some of the throws that he's made when people are wide open... he just can't make 'em.

OpinionFootballMedium
Lawrence's deep-ball accuracy remained a statistical point of contention throughout 2022, though he improved significantly in the second half of the season.
Loss
Feb 2, 2022
#1220
Uncle ChapsUncle Chaps

I will get both my big toenails removed if Trevor Lawrence doesn't reach an AFC Championship on his rookie contract

I'm so confident that Trevor Lawrence isn't a bust. If they don't make the AFC Championship on his rookie contract, I will get... five years... I will come up wherever we're recording. I will go [get] both of my big toenails removed.

PredictionFootballScorching
Trevor Lawrence's rookie contract ran through the 2025 season (5th year option). The Jaguars never reached the AFC Championship during that span (2021-2025). In 2025 they went 13-4 but lost in the Wild Card to the Bills 27-24. Uncle Chaps owes his big toenails.

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