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Arian FosterThursday Night Football is terrible for players in the trenches
I do not take that back, man. It might feel good in the moment, but that Friday, for the people in the trenches—I can't really talk about the corners and the receivers and the quarterbacks—but for the people in the trenches, everybody hurts the next day, man. 1,000% [advantage for the home team] because you don't get a chance to practice.
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Big CatAndrew Luck is the heir apparent to Eli Manning as the 'dumb quarterback face' of the NFL
Andrew Luck is going to be the new dumb quarterback face. Eli Manning retired after the 2016 season—we've had that hole in the entire NFL. Where is the Eli Manning face? Where is the dumb quarterback face? Andrew Luck, he is the dumb quarterback face. I think he's a very good quarterback... but he does have a dumb face and it shows up in the worst times when he plays football.
PFT CommenterSam Darnold has the 'large palette' face needed to potentially become the NFL's next 'dumb quarterback face' elite
I think that Sam Darnold might develop into something like this just because he's got the bigger face, so he has a larger palette to work with.
Big CatJameis Winston is a prime candidate to take over the 'Eli Manning mantle' for the funniest quarterback faces
Absolutely, Jameis. 100% Jameis. If he could get just a little bit better at quarterback and play a few more prime times, he absolutely could be that like Eli Manning mantle face.
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View profileArian FosterNever name a dog after a sports figure who hasn't already secured a Hall of Fame legacy
Never name your dogs after sports figures that aren't Hall of Famers... maybe don't name him after a player unless he's been at least two or three All-Star games. That's a good little rule of thumb.
Arian FosterThe Squatty Potty is the medically superior way to defecate because of human evolution
I got it, bro. I got it. Okay. This is not a plug, but a Squatty potty... We sit regular, right? And that messes up our bowel movements. Right? So if he's leaning for a while... it could be coming out the wrong angle, but the Squatty potty lifts your knees to your chest. And the angles is downward. That's how we evolved to actually defecate.
Arian FosterMichael Jordan was suspended for gambling in 1993 and the league kept it under wraps
The reason why he retired originally in 93 was because he got suspended for gambling... I heard how this conspiracy goes is that they actually suspended him, but they just kept it under wraps because it would have been bad for the league.