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The Chargers should be faded in Week 1 because they didn't play starters in the preseason

Please put a note in the file to fade the Chargers Week 1... They're playing the Dolphins. They're not playing any starters. They're not playing any offensive starters. When Julian Edelman taught us this lesson, it's you need to play offensive starters. At least a few snaps... They're out. They're getting faded. Hard.

The Dolphins beat the Chargers 36-34 in Week 1 of the 2023 season, so fading the Chargers was the correct move.

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Birds are not real and are actually government surveillance plants

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The Dolphins' internal view on 'everything being on the table' is a subjective claim about team strategy.

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