I'm just not going to pay my taxes
Probably just not going to do them. [Taxes].
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I think that the – well, yeah, [UConn women] are going to win, and I think that the spread against the Sixers, they'd be like three to five-point favorites, depending if it was in UConn or if it was being played in Philly.
Villanova would beat the Philadelphia 76ers
So yeah, I Villanova, I'd take Villanova over the Sixers.
The Jaguars winning a Super Bowl is a futuristic impossibility
If the Jaguars ever win a Super Bowl, that that's like futuristic stuff, like hoverboard back to the future kind of stuff. The Jaguar, just that sentence, like Jaguars winning Super Bowl. That's something that you can my brain can't even compute that.
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Heat 2 will be a 'disgusting' (great) film starring Christian Bale and Leonardo DiCaprio
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Jacob Bridgeman's wife is wrong; he is a better golfer than he is a person
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