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Jose CansecoJose Canseco

I shot my own finger off because I was cleaning four guns at once

Cleaning four guns at once. Very quickly.

He did indeed shoot his finger off in 2014, though the 'four guns at once' detail is part of his personal lore.

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Feb 5, 2021
#4177
PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

If Tom Brady wins a 7th Super Bowl, he is officially the greatest athlete of all time over Michael Jordan

If Tom Brady wins the Super Bowl, is he then the greatest GOAT of all time? ... they're saying, like, that would put him over Jordan. And I do think that that counts.

Subjective comparison of athletes in different sports.
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Feb 5, 2021
#4176
PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

Secretariat is the greatest of all time

Secretariat. Well, exactly. Secretariat. It's got to be. American Pharaoh. It has to be Secretariat.

The 'GOAT' debate is inherently subjective.
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Feb 5, 2021
#29711
Big CatBig Cat

Super Bowl 55 is a game where you should hammer the live over and the live underdog

I'm going to bet the over, but this is definitely a game, most Super Bowls are like this, where the first quarter is a little bit slow. This is a live, hammer the live over game. It also is, I have the Chiefs, but if the Bucs go up or the Chiefs go up early, I think it's going to be somewhat of a close game at the end... so it's also hammer the live underdog game.

The total was 40, well under the 54.5 closing line, making the over a loser regardless of when it was placed. The Bucs won by 22, so the live underdog (Chiefs) also failed.

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Jose CansecoJose Canseco

I will beat Billy Football easily in our Rough and Rowdy fight

He's going to beat you? Yes. Would you like to put a side bet on that? ... Five grand that I beat him easily. ... If he runs from me, I'm not going to chase him.

Jose Canseco went down in the first 15 seconds of the fight and quit, resulting in a TKO victory for Billy Football.
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Jose CansecoJose Canseco

I'll fight all three of you tomorrow at the same time — MMA rules

How about if I fight all three of you tomorrow? At the same time. But we do MMA. How's that?

The three-on-one bout was not sanctioned. Jose then lost the one-on-one to Billy Football.
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Jose CansecoJose Canseco

Everyone in their mid-30s should be on steroids/testosterone therapy

I think everyone should use it at our age, for sure. ... Recommended by doctors with a prescription. That's how you should be using it.

This is a medical/personal opinion and controversial hot take.

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