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I would wake up and potentially go to Ukraine to defend freedom if the embassy sent me a ticket

The boys and I are about seven beers deep and considering the free plane ticket from the Ukraine embassy to go defend freedom. We'll wake up and totally don't not do it, but we getting hype RN.

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He did not go to Ukraine.

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The week of July 4th is the best time of the year

Off the top of my head, I love the week of July 4th. Love this barbecues, Sunday drinking, sweating NBA. Well, it used to be the NBA free agency, right? I love that big fan of the first two weeks of March Madness.

This is a subjective personal preference.
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Thanksgiving week is a top-tier time of the year for sports and food

I love Thanksgiving week feast, week college, basketball, football, everything I love this time of year.

Subjective personal preference.
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The only time you can't say 'I love this time of year' is the two weeks after the Super Bowl

I think the only time you can't say I love this time of year is right after the Super Bowl until right now, that's it. That's the only time you can be like, [this sucks].

Subjective assessment of the sports calendar.

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I lied about destroying Vanny Woodhead; I have been keeping it for years

Technically it's destroyed. Legally it's chopped up. But I kind of... I didn't have the heart to chop it up, so I just been keeping it... I was like, every time it was an excuse I used to not follow through with chopping it up.

Billy is confessing to a past lie; the fact that the van still exists (as proven by the photos) makes his claim that it's 'not destroyed' correct.
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Zach Wilson's ceiling is literally Patrick Mahomes

Come on, Zach Wilson, his ceiling is literally Patrick Mahomes. That's a fact. If he plays to the best of his ability.

Zach Wilson was benched later that season and eventually traded, proving his ceiling is nowhere near Mahomes.
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Al-Qaeda is the only one who could have written the Monday Night Football script

Running out with the flag... hard knocks... there was so much hope and hype. And, you know, talking about the NFL script, the only one who could have written that script is Al-Qaeda.

This is a satirical dark humor comment, not a factual claim.

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