If you win only one Super Bowl, you actually have zero

He's won one Super Bowl, which we can get into cause I have the theory that if you win one Super Bowl, you actually have none.

Steve Harvey is the greatest game show host of his generation.

But I will say one guy who's transcended all of that and even surpassed Louie Anderson, who nobody thought ever could is Steve Harvey with Family Feud. America's host Family Feud. You know what I mean? I think Steve definitely did that.

Having a child is a completely transformative experience that non-parents cannot understand

That's one of those ones that like, if you don't have kids, and I'm not shaming anyone, but like when you do have a kid, you're like, oh fuck, this is completely different than anything else.

The 2023 Houston Texans proved that you have to prove yourself every single year in the NFL

That's the cool and amazing part about NFL football is, you know, you kinda go into the season... you come into the NFL you're like, man, who knows. Yeah. Yeah. Nobody had the Houston Texans doing what they did last year, so gotta go out there and prove it every single year.