If you take a private plane to a strip mall in suburban Florida, you aren't doing it for a good reason

If you take a private plane to a strip mall in suburban Florida, you're not doing it for a good reason. That's my big takeaway. Definitely a place that, let's just say, didn't look like the day spa of a billionaire.

Robert Kraft's punishment for the solicitation sting should be jerking off every other NFL owner

As much as I would like to see the Patriots get their entire draft this year and next taken away from them for the actions of the owner, I feel like the punishment should fit the crime, and [Robert Kraft] should have to jerk off every other NFL owner.

Adam Schefter is helping Robert Kraft by reporting there is a 'bigger name' in the prostitution sting

Adam Schefter says there's a bigger name involved, and somehow we don't have the bigger name, which leads me to believe that Adam Schefter is doing Robert Kraft a favor by basically sending everyone on a wild goose chase to figure out if Tiger Woods got jerked off.

Big-name NBA free agents never actually come to the Knicks despite the endless rumors

Every time that they say these people [Kevin Durant and Kyrie Irving] are coming, they just never come to New York for some reason. I don't know what about New York isn't a destination for motherfuckers. It's a terrible situation honestly... it's been for years and as a fan it fucking sucks.

You choose your own destination once you are high

It's mind-altering. You choose your path once you're high. That is fucking deep. You choose your own path when you're high. You choose the destination when you're high. Make sure you fucking write that down.

I am one of the top five hash makers/pressers in the world

I'm one of them. [Top five hash squishers]. For sure. There's no doubt about it. It's like the Kobe beef of making hash. I press the hash. I do the Revlon. But that's also a talent and an art in itself.