If you take a private plane to a strip mall in suburban Florida, you aren't doing it for a good reason

If you take a private plane to a strip mall in suburban Florida, you're not doing it for a good reason. That's my big takeaway. Definitely a place that, let's just say, didn't look like the day spa of a billionaire.

Robert Kraft's punishment for the solicitation sting should be jerking off every other NFL owner

As much as I would like to see the Patriots get their entire draft this year and next taken away from them for the actions of the owner, I feel like the punishment should fit the crime, and [Robert Kraft] should have to jerk off every other NFL owner.

Adam Schefter is helping Robert Kraft by reporting there is a 'bigger name' in the prostitution sting

Adam Schefter says there's a bigger name involved, and somehow we don't have the bigger name, which leads me to believe that Adam Schefter is doing Robert Kraft a favor by basically sending everyone on a wild goose chase to figure out if Tiger Woods got jerked off.

Guy Fieri wasn't very nice to me and acts like he is bigger than a big deal

He wasn't very nice to people. He was fucking, you know, smelling his own ass. He's guy fucking Fieri... Like he's a big deal. He's beyond a big deal. He's bigger than a big deal.

Big-name NBA free agents never actually come to the Knicks despite the endless rumors

Every time that they say these people [Kevin Durant and Kyrie Irving] are coming, they just never come to New York for some reason. I don't know what about New York isn't a destination for motherfuckers. It's a terrible situation honestly... it's been for years and as a fan it fucking sucks.

I am one of the top five hash makers/pressers in the world

I'm one of them. [Top five hash squishers]. For sure. There's no doubt about it. It's like the Kobe beef of making hash. I press the hash. I do the Revlon. But that's also a talent and an art in itself.