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Uncle ChapsUrban Meyer didn't actually finger that woman; his hand just brushed against the denim
There's two schools of thought on buttfingering, really. First up, it didn't go inside the denim. If you really zoom in, the denim never dents. So it was more like a brushing. It was a grace. It was a flyby. It was kind of the foreplay at the bar.
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PFT CommenterThe Astros should blow up the train tracks at Minute Maid Park
If you're the Houston Astros, you have to blow up that train station. You have to blow up those tracks because there have been so many iconic home runs that have found their way onto or through those train tracks in the history of your franchise in the biggest possible moments that you've had. You've got to blow that fucking thing up.
Big CatThe Braves have already won free agency because Ronald Acuna Jr. will be back next year
The Braves already have won free agency. Ronald Acuna [Jr.] will be back next year. That's right. Greatest free agent signing you can have. Absolutely.
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View profileUncle ChapsTrevor Lawrence will win NFL MVP and the Jaguars have the league's best skill positions
I'm gonna put a lot of money on [Trevor Lawrence] winning the MVP. 'cause the odds have gotta be insane. And he's so good. And now having Calvin Ridley... I don't know if you've seen the clips from their camp. Calvin Ridley's a freak. The Jags might have across the board the best skill positions.
Uncle ChapsTrevor Lawrence sucks at throwing the deep ball
I don't think [Trevor Lawrence] sucks, but he definitely sucks throwing the deep ball, which makes him suck. And they don't really have anybody to catch it either... some of the throws that he's made when people are wide open... he just can't make 'em.
Uncle ChapsI will get both my big toenails removed if Trevor Lawrence doesn't reach an AFC Championship on his rookie contract
I'm so confident that Trevor Lawrence isn't a bust. If they don't make the AFC Championship on his rookie contract, I will get... five years... I will come up wherever we're recording. I will go [get] both of my big toenails removed.