The Falcons will win the NFC South and beat the Panthers 28-17

I think the Falcons are going to win 28 to 17. And I think that, you know, the Falcons will end this weekend in first place of the NFC South.

The Texans won't lose to the Giants by more than 10 points

I don't think the Giants are a team that beats teams by more than, you know, a field goal. ... I don't think that the Texans lose by more than 10 points ever. ... they lost by 11 to the Eagles, but that was covering, I'm counting that as less than 10. I feel like the Texans are a chippy team. The Giants are, they're probably gonna win this game by like four points.

Mike McCarthy is a worse coach when he has extra time to prepare

I wonder what his [Mike McCarthy's] stats are like off of bye week. ... I feel like if you give him too much time to cook something up, he really gets in his own head. He starts breaking out all the tricks, but not the good tricks. ... Mike McCarthy is a great head coach when he's trying medium. ... When he's really dialed in... it will be detrimental to everything you want to do.

Pigeons are the smartest birds because they live off human trash

Pigeons might be the smartest bird. There is one... they've essentially just over the years been like, Hey, you know where we should live? Right where the people leave their trash. We don't have to hunt for anything. We don't have to go fucking diving for worms and fish... Some guy's going to eat a calzone and not finish it and we're gonna finish it. So pigeons might be the smartest bird.

Barry Bonds could still play in the MLB and take a million walks because of fear

I think of that with Barry Bonds for sure. Barry Bonds I like He could just, he, he could show up and just be awesome and, and take like a million walks. 'cause people would fear him.

American air conditioning is the equivalent of 'Hunter Biden crack' for European visitors

I would imagine air conditioning for Europeans hits like crack. Like the best crack of all. Oh, hunter Biden crack. Yeah. That's like when we go over to, to Spain and we see a nude beach. Like that's, that, that feeling that we get over there is their feeling when they're walking into one of our buildings over here.