Hammer the over in the Toledo vs. UAB game

Hammer the over in the first game. Toledo plays up and down UAB Jelly Walker, we talked about it.

The Texans won't lose to the Giants by more than 10 points

I don't think the Giants are a team that beats teams by more than, you know, a field goal. ... I don't think that the Texans lose by more than 10 points ever. ... they lost by 11 to the Eagles, but that was covering, I'm counting that as less than 10. I feel like the Texans are a chippy team. The Giants are, they're probably gonna win this game by like four points.

Mike McCarthy is a worse coach when he has extra time to prepare

I wonder what his [Mike McCarthy's] stats are like off of bye week. ... I feel like if you give him too much time to cook something up, he really gets in his own head. He starts breaking out all the tricks, but not the good tricks. ... Mike McCarthy is a great head coach when he's trying medium. ... When he's really dialed in... it will be detrimental to everything you want to do.

I will never learn my lesson and will continue to believe in the Houston Cougars for the next four years

If you think this is going to deter me from believing in the Houston Cougars for the next four years, you are sadly mistaken. I will never learn my lesson when it comes to this team.

I'm glad I missed Peyton Manning's birthday because he has enough people sucking his dick

I'm glad I missed Peyton Manning's birthday by the way. Fuck, fuck that guy. He's got enough people to suck his dick and wish him a happy birthday. Awful announcing quote that. I hope I do it again next year.

Nate Oats would not be a great fit at UNC

I don't think he'd be a great fit there. Would people be talking about Nate Oats as much for this job if he didn't wear those jackets? They feel like Carolina jackets. It feels like he's been accepting people into anticipating him being the next UNC coach for a while.