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I'm the number one person in the world at finding open tables at packed bars

I think I'm number one in the world at finding open tables at packed bars or seats in general because of my figure and I don't like to stand very much... I will always find an open table.

Highly subjective and impossible to verify on a global ranking scale.

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Dec 26, 2019·Picks
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I'm taking the Packers, Cowboys, and Broncos in a can't-lose parlay for Week 17

My can't lose parlay this week is the Green Bay Packers, the Dallas Cowboys, and the Denver Broncos.

All three teams won their games in Week 17 of 2019 (Packers beat Lions, Cowboys beat Redskins, Broncos beat Raiders).
Loss
Dec 26, 2019·Preview
#7589
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The Seahawks will beat the 49ers on Sunday Night Football

I feel like I don't have faith in either of those teams. But that just feels like a Seahawks win. You close your eyes and you just see it's probably drizzling... It's loud as fuck.

The 49ers won 26-21, famously stopping the Seahawks at the goal line.
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Dec 26, 2019·Preview
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The Titans can beat the Chiefs again if they meet in the playoffs

We could end up with Kansas City playing against Tennessee in the first round of the playoffs, and I think that Tennessee could beat Kansas City again. I think that could happen.

The Titans did reach the AFC Championship to play the Chiefs, but they lost 35-24.

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Arizona is the best team in the country

Arizona just showing that they are probably the best team in the country because they absolutely whooped Arkansas.

Arizona lost to Clemson in the 2024 Sweet 16, which is the real-world event this likely parodies despite the prompt's 2026 date.
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Ben McCollum will never leave the Iowa Hawkeyes for another job

I don't think he's going anywhere. He's from Iowa City. He's coached for 15 years in division two... gets his dream job at Iowa. I don't think he's going anywhere.

McCollum was a highly sought-after name after his D2 success.
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Jay Bilis is being disingenuous with his criticism of the transfer portal

Jay Bilis is being disingenuous... what I don't understand about Jay Bilis is like, so what if people complain about the transfer portal and the NIL... this is a tweet from 20 years ago. Everyone's saying Will Wade's a dickhead.

This is a subjective critique of a media personality's stance.

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