My cross-country road trip changed my life

It unlocked something in my brain that I don't think will ever go away. We just discover a lot about myself, which... [the road trip] saved, it changed my life.

Five years is the official amount of time for a meme to become funny again

It's the perfect time for it to come full circle. Cause we've, we've predicted, we've had this conversation off air many times. Like when do you think Harambe jokes are going to be funny again? I think five years is now officially the amount of time when something can become fun again.

Athletes only get into fights at 'nightclubs,' never at 'bars'

Have you ever noticed that when it's an athlete getting into a bar fight, it's always a nightclub. Yeah. And it's never like, they never just say like at a bar it's like at, at a local nightclub establishment.

LeBron James' 2020 NBA championship in the bubble does not count

I actually don't care to like debate the merits of the bubble championship. I just like to just say with puffed out chest. Yeah. LeBron won zero titles as a Laker. And then everyone's like, what about the COVID? Like, sorry, I don't, I don't acknowledge that as a real title.

LeBron James should be inducted into the Hall of Fame as a Cleveland Cavalier

[LeBron James] is going in [to the Hall of Fame] as a Cleveland Cavalier in this podcast's eyes.

The Bucks will sign Giannis Antetokounmpo to an extension and then trade him for a haul of picks

I think they're gonna extend him and then trade him. ... do what you can right now to get draft picks.